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canadianhotchik
Posts: 362 - Karma: 10
ok a month ago ago I ACCEDENTALY found a package of 12 condoms in my dad's cupboard! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Well yesterday I accedienitly stubbled on them again and there were only 6 there!!!!! Sick ! Thats bad mental images! They're like 50! And also there was a book on how to have sex. Why the hell would you need a goddamn book?
Apr 12 2003 12:59PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
damn thats nasty
Apr 12 2003 1:00PM
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ski_Bum1080
Posts: 358 - Karma: 10
wow hahahahahahhah that sucks
if it was easy it would be called snowboarding
Apr 12 2003 1:08PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
hahahahaha
Seize the carp
Apr 12 2003 1:22PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
why did you think he was without a penis or something?
Taste Death. Live Life.
Apr 12 2003 1:23PM
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canadianhotchik
Posts: 362 - Karma: 10
no obviously I knew they had to have sex to have me and my brother but that was 19 years ago! And I thought or maybe hoped that they stopped it but to find their little stash was a rude awakening!
Apr 12 2003 2:51PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
i find it odd that your dad users rubbers to fuck your mom...is she a diseased trick or something?

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Apr 12 2003 2:57PM
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canadianhotchik
Posts: 362 - Karma: 10
um not that I know of she probably just doesn't want to get pregnant
Apr 12 2003 3:08PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
What are you doing going through your dad's cupboard??? Now you know better.





'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
Apr 12 2003 3:35PM
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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
if i'm still using condoms when i'm married, i'm gonna be pretty pissed.

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Apr 12 2003 3:47PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
hahahah the quote of the day ^
im out
Apr 12 2003 3:48PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
its probably for anal sex



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Apr 12 2003 3:52PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
does it mather if ure dad fuckes sometimes... ok i wouldnt like to see my parents doing it but hey! shit happens

















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Apr 12 2003 6:22PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
if he can still get it up good for him! now if you found viagara then i'd be worried!





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Apr 12 2003 6:32PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
ahahha word

















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Apr 12 2003 6:44PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah maybe its for anal
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Apr 12 2003 6:52PM
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canadianhotchik
Posts: 362 - Karma: 10
nope no viagra thank god
Apr 12 2003 7:14PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Ahhhh, to be ten again.

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Apr 12 2003 7:16PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
go look through ur moms cupboard and tell us what u find, theyre people too u know
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Apr 12 2003 7:40PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
i know seriously, and then go tell everyone about it
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Apr 12 2003 9:15PM
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Jailbait
Posts: 349 - Karma: 10
ya, try having your mom have a fiance...and then everyone that you mention that to says 'i bet they have hot sex'... not to mention any names...but matt(nmk)seems to find this hilarious and points it out everytime i mention my mom.sooo not impressed..thats Gross

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Apr 13 2003 12:08AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
as i already said, for anal sex,you dont want to have a brown dong



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 13 2003 2:11AM
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z_boarder914
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 10
I did the same once, cept i found a half full bottle of KY jelly.......... i left the hosue that night and stayed away for a few nights........

cant say ive looked at them the same since
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Apr 13 2003 7:26AM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
wtf is wrong with all of you....parents fuck just as much, if not more than most of you probably do and when you have kids you are going to do the same thing. its not gross. being gay is gross. seeing your dad eating out your moms hairy pussy is totally acceptable...
Taste Death. Live Life.
Apr 13 2003 3:00PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
Thanks for that pleasant picture in our heads SUpilot. :D
Apr 13 2003 3:05PM
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z_boarder914
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 10
that was horrible Supilot
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Apr 13 2003 3:42PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
well it is natural i mean,they had sex to have you so why would they only do it once or twice and then stop?? sex is addicting,but i would be haunted if i ever seen my parents in action,i wouldnt be able to look at them the same way ever again



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 13 2003 6:01PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
but if it happened a month ago, why did you start a post about it now??


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

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Apr 13 2003 6:21PM
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linefreerider
Posts: 533 - Karma: 12
i found a box of condoms and playboys from like the 80's in my dads drwers. i look at the playboys, so its all good


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Apr 13 2003 6:28PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yay for parent sex



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 13 2003 9:17PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
thats almost as bad as when i found a thong in my dads closet...

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Apr 13 2003 9:40PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
ok, a man thong is just gross
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
Apr 13 2003 9:57PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i love male thongs in cereal,the crabs add for extra flavour



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 13 2003 9:58PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
you shoulda poked holes in em, and see if ure gonna get a little sibling soon


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Apr 13 2003 10:59PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
ok this thread was hilarious, then gross, then nauseating and now...
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Britney Spear's should open a boner factory 'cause she makes hard-ons all day -some comic on comedy central
Apr 13 2003 11:18PM
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z_boarder914
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 10
I still think its funny
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Apr 14 2003 11:59AM
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Jailbait
Posts: 349 - Karma: 10
its not so funny when you can relate....


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Apr 14 2003 2:10PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
my bio teacher a few years ago talked on this subject, he said that most likey your parents still do it, and if you have healty grandparents, they might go at it to. Disturbing.


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Apr 14 2003 3:12PM
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1212j5j5
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hmmm.
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Apr 14 2003 4:47PM
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.:[Tyler]:.

Apr 14 2003 4:58PM
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petek
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^i can only imagine what that pic is...


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Apr 14 2003 5:03PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
whaaa, that looks like a heroin addict picture or something



Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

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Apr 14 2003 5:04PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
grandparents fuckin...........ahhh yes



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 14 2003 5:27PM
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