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Karma is a bitch

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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
this is probably not gonna be too impressive, but i was put in a really awkward situation just now.  so in 8th grade i was really strait edge and basically hated everything to do with alcohol and weed.  since then i have obviously changed.  so today i had to go out and buy candles for this kids mom.  anyways, i way oversleep so i am super mellow.  then i wake up and realize that i forgot to do my laundry.  i finally find a clean shirt and of corse it is a corona shirt.  normally i wouldnt wear this exept for parties and stuff but whatever.  so i head over the the mall (a pretty upperclass mall too).  i walk in and immediately get weird looks cuz i stand out like a soar thumb amonst the hundreds of soccer moms and old people in my corona shirt.  then im buying a hot dog and two girls that i used to go to school with randomly show up.  so i havent seen these girls since 8th grade so they were like what the fuck.  the last time they saw me i was super against alcohol.  then i was super mellow for myself so they might have also thought i was high.  whatever, i just talked to them for a while.  then i go to buy candles and just about got kicked out of the store.  i was seriously getting bad looks from the employees.  i thought it was over, but then my friends mom who thinks i am a super great kid sees me and gives me a funny look and pretends not to notice it.  i really felt kinda bad.  i guess karma is a bitch after all
Jul 31 2006 6:32PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
thats not really karma bro....karma would be like if u made fun of kids that were staright edge and beat them up and shit in grade 8 and now you were a drinker/smoker....its more ironic i would say.
Jul 31 2006 6:44PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
Pretty sad people care that much about your alcohol t-shirt. I'll wear my guinnes sandals, Captain Morgan shirt, and corona shorts to that mall. Bitches.
Jul 31 2006 6:45PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
one time i was skating with leckett, and he was like okay, "im gunna nollie this drop first try BIYATCH" and im just like "go for it!" then he goes, attempts, pops, uh oh something went wrong! now his boards directly parallel between his legs, and his board sacks him right in the goooch. and i was just like KARMA BITCH! or thta muighta been him, dont remember!
Jul 31 2006 6:50PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
Studies have shown that you think people notice things about you much more than they really do. Also, I don't get the association between your corona shirt and karma. If I jump out into the street and get hit by a car is that karma (excuse the pun)?
Jul 31 2006 6:52PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
you almost got kicked out of a store for wearing a beer shirt? people gave you dirty looks? I know a bunch of people who wear those everyday and they never get dirty looks. straange.
Jul 31 2006 7:01PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
for all of you who are saying that it is wierd that i almost got kicked out of the store.  i wanted to get something nice so i went to the most upper class mall that i knew.  i bought the cheapest candles they had and they were bothe $30.  and its not so much that people cared, it is just that i dont want my friends mom to know that i drink and stuff.  and it is karma cuz i wear it in public and i somehow see three people that i know in some random place
Jul 31 2006 7:06PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
Wearing a corona shirt does not mean that you drink, it just suggests it.
Jul 31 2006 7:08PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
you're confusing coincidence with karma bud...and none of this will matter once you hit 18...
Jul 31 2006 7:12PM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
thats not really karma. karma is the fact that once i lost my camera but this year i found an ipod. my friend said that i lost the camera because one day i would steal the ipod. i said that i found the ipod because god was payin gme back for the stolen camera
Jul 31 2006 7:24PM
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LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
Karma would be like if you kicked their ass, then someone kicked your ass
Jul 31 2006 7:32PM
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PeterTosh
Posts: 910 - Karma: 615
your a fag for ever being totaly against alchahol and weed
Jul 31 2006 9:27PM
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Eazy_Eags
Posts: 2227 - Karma: 14
I occasionally get weird looks when I wear my guinnes shirt. Then again im only 14 but w.e. I got it for 5 bucks
Jul 31 2006 9:31PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
yeh thast what i ment.
Aug 1 2006 7:43PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
uuuuummmmmm what the fuck? i dont believe you went through all that shit for a corona T-shirt, where the fuck do you live.
Aug 1 2006 8:22PM
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720laxskier
Posts: 2428 - Karma: 5
god! i hate when i get dirty looks at a mall full of soccer moms in an upscale neighborhood cause i wore my budweiser thong
Aug 1 2006 8:59PM
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