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If you came face to face with a Rhino... What would you do?

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Gnl.Weirdness
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What WOULD you do?
Jul 30 2006 10:31PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
shoot the bitch with my gat nine and harvest his ivory and make myself a dope ass cane
Jul 30 2006 10:32PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
shit myself so hopefully he'd leave me alone
Jul 30 2006 10:32PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
Give em the ole' right cross.
Jul 30 2006 10:33PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
Posts: 3867 - Karma: 20
Rhino's don't have ivory bro. They just have horns of bone, however they do actually fetch a decent $$ ammount on the underground Rhino horn trade.
Jul 30 2006 10:34PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
play dead
Jul 30 2006 10:39PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 134
haha im so glad you made this thread. keep it alive for a couple more days and ill post pictures.
Jul 30 2006 10:39PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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yo fuck rhinos i dont play that shit
Jul 30 2006 10:41PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
naw ivory
Jul 30 2006 10:48PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
rhinos dont play games they fucking charge your ass
Jul 30 2006 10:50PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
get my ass charged
Jul 30 2006 10:50PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
i would just pray to got i dont get banned for making an ass out of myself...
Jul 30 2006 10:55PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
Posts: 3867 - Karma: 20
Why would a Rhino ban u?
Jul 30 2006 10:59PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
but i look too cute when i sleep.
Jul 30 2006 11:01PM
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DJPaulyVee
Posts: 307 - Karma: 53
i would throw a grenade at it to see if i can blow one of its legs off...
Jul 30 2006 11:03PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i'd fucking charge his ass
Jul 30 2006 11:07PM
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SkiCrzy
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
ohhh shit

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Jul 30 2006 11:10PM
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skiracer28
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
i would fuck him in the ass
Jul 31 2006 12:07AM
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skiracer28
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
then lick his balls
Jul 31 2006 12:07AM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
beg not to be banned
Jul 31 2006 12:08AM
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skiracer28
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
sorry
Jul 31 2006 12:11AM
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skiierman
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I would see if he wanted to cyber.
Jul 31 2006 12:14AM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 134
rhinos dont wear clothes silly
Jul 31 2006 12:16AM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
ha. ditto
Jul 31 2006 12:19AM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
pachyderms are nice. just don't fuck with it and it won't fuck with you.
Jul 31 2006 12:22AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
apply lube?
Jul 31 2006 12:29AM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
id curl up in the fetile position..wait is that for a bear?
Jul 31 2006 12:31AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
my girlfriend comes face to face with a rhino every day...

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Jul 31 2006 12:34AM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
i have, in fact, been face-to-face with a white rhino on foot. stay downwind and don't make any sudden movements. seriously.
Jul 31 2006 9:31AM
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Benzoate
Posts: 350 - Karma: 10
i would bust a shot gun and scatter blast the fucker in the face
Jul 31 2006 10:45AM
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iskindiana
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 19
"keep very still. . . there vision is based on movement, if you dont move, they can't see you"-dr. grant
Jul 31 2006 10:47AM
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lyndon
Posts: 7266 - Karma: 128
i would talk to it, like ask it hows it going and stuff...or i would just climb the nearest avaliable tree
Jul 31 2006 10:51AM
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XXL_Steeze
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I would fart soooo hard in it's face, then he would die, or be blind, then I would run and wipe my ass in a toilet.
Jul 31 2006 10:56AM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
make a wall of fire between me and him that he would run off, however in the case that he jumps through the wall of fire and brutally murders me at least it would be all dramatic and shit with the rhino jumping through the fire, nostrils flaring, and eyes alive with the firey reflection, my helpless screams muffled out by the sound of his powerful roar. i aint goin out like a bitch thats for shure
Jul 31 2006 10:56AM
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bobs
Posts: 4801 - Karma: 868
great thread
Jul 31 2006 10:56AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i would jump on its back and grab its horn then wait for someone to rescue me
Jul 31 2006 11:07AM
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fukeneh
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a rhino wouldn't


but a ryno would
Jul 31 2006 11:10AM
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Timmy_G
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I would run. You could easily run from a rhyno by outmanuvering it. Same with a horse.

Jul 31 2006 11:10AM
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CEDARIMAGE
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 257
i would jump on its back and ride it to the nearest 7-11, then get a slurpie
Jul 31 2006 11:13AM
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Alexander_Keith
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Damn.. beat me to it
Jul 31 2006 11:17AM
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SARTRON
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 87
stab it in the jaw

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Jul 31 2006 11:20AM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
ya make swift direction changes and the fuckers will fall
Jul 31 2006 11:22AM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
Much like SUV's
Jul 31 2006 11:25AM
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KRASHED
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Everyday I wake up and come face to face with a Ryno.
Jul 31 2006 12:00PM
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Potatoes
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 14
HAHAHA

i'd run my ass off if i were faced with a rhino
Jul 31 2006 12:14PM
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JONNYZ
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i would give it a swift kick in the face.
Jul 31 2006 12:33PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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pfff i'd pounce on him..that ryan is a hot one!
Jul 31 2006 1:19PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
is this kid the next gladiator or what.

i like your style.
Jul 31 2006 2:14PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
giggity giggity ouh ee ouh ah ah, tching tchang walla walla bing bang.
Jul 31 2006 2:16PM
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BurgRider
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ride it
Jul 31 2006 2:43PM
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killabees
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yes yes it is a great thread
Jul 31 2006 2:45PM
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