Replying to Gettin pulled over?

So most of us are driving, or about to drive, and i want to hear some stories of getting tickets or getting out of tickets.

I got Pulled over on my way to work the other day for talking on my cell phone and going 65.
The cop pulled me over, i admitted i was on the phone, but i said i was running late for work and had to tell my boss i was on my way. He proceeded to ask me if i wanted to die, or if today was a good day for an accident.. It worked, because he let me go.. i would have been so screwed if i got that ticket, Off the parents insurance and probably pay 50 dollars more than what i already am.

It was my first time getting pulled over, so i was tweaking out and madd nervous.