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I NEED A GOOD EXCUSE BY TOMORMOW MORNING! HELP ME NS!
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OK, so my parents are really strict about me driving my car. And tonight I burned out like 2 houses down from mine to show off in front of some kids and my friend in the car infront of me. Then I get a text from my buddy on my street that says "WTF are you guys doing?!?! The parents heard you burn out and they are pissed!!" And I'm not sure if the parents saw the burnout or just heard it, but they are going to tell my parents tomomorow and my car could be gone for the whole summer if they find out it was me. So I can either:
1) Blame it on the guy infront of me and say it wasn't even me it was a friend in another car. (but if I do that and it turns out the parents saw it then I will get in even more shit for lying)
2) Say I had my music on loud and I was wearing sandels and say I let the RPM's go way too high and I burned out by accident cause I couldn't even hear anything and my sandel fell off or something.
I need an excuse on why I burned out or I need a way out of this badly guys. HELP.
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say that there was gravel on the corner and that you're flip flop got caught when you accelerated.
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say the accelerator was sticking so you kicked down kinda hard and it burned out. and you had music going
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say that it was an accident.
but you were showing off in front of friends? cmon man.
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my street is totally paved so gravel isnt an option, I can go with the accellerter thing tho with the sandels. Thats gold.
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ya pretty much, it was just these gay kids I dont even know why i did it. it wasn't worth it at all.
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what kind of car is this?
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actually a good suggestion. If the gas pedal actually sticks, use this. Mine always sticks and i always end up flaying away from my driveway cause I have to hit it so hard.
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Just tell your parents straight up that you are a dumb asshole
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just say that to accidentally put the car into neutral and then back into drive while ur foot was still on the gas causing you to burn out
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Ill say I had my music going and I really just wasnt paying attention. I'll say I meant to pull away kinda quick but nothing even close to what I did.
P.S there are tire marks on the road from my tires. There about 2 feet long. Im fucked
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so tell us again, why did you burn out trying to impress kids? Burning out really isn't that cool.
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just say you didnt do it. Then when your parents say "Well Deb called last night and said she saw you" Say that you were listening to music and didnt realize you were squealing.
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wow. Good point. I'll deny it until they have a witness. And when they do I'll blame it on the sandel/music/new to driving clutch.
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you were talking to a friend and when you went to pull out you gave it too much gas as you released the clutch... you will still get a lecture about being safe but its a plausible excuse
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honestly i hope you lose your car because you wished death upon me and your a little prick. and even more i hope you total it while trying to impress some kids.
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if you laid down rubber you're f'ed. for me i have a locking rear differential...so i squeal the tires around every turn. not because i want to, just mechanically
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be cool with you parents. just kinda laugh and be like...."are you serious haha. i mean my foot slipped out of the side of my sandel and hit it...and im getting in trouble...haha i didnt think anyone even noticed"
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if theyre that strict their still gunna give you a lecture and still possibly say that your not a responsible driver and take your driving privillages away anyways.
but its worth a shot, and it is a plausable excuse.
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hahahahahahaha FAG!!!!!!!!
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It was an accident. Straight up. 100%.
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Wow you must be cool, burning out infront of some "gay" kids eh. You left 2ft of rubber, hmm.. thats about 60cm? thats HUGE! Im not sure why you would want to impress "gay" kids, but im sure its gonna take a bit more than a 2ft burnout. Say you were had it in 3rd by accident and didn't realise until you had already started trying to pull out from the curb, then you got flustered cause you stufed up infront of these "gay" kids, so you forgot to let off the accelertor while you were changing into first, which made it over rev, and then you let the clutch out too fast and having never done a burnout before you didnt know how to stop it spining, so you accelerated more to try and stop it. That might go down better than saying you had your music up loud/wearing jandals cause then you'll probably make your parents think you're a shit driver.
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Burning out? What a turbo-jock move.
I hope you lose your car for the summer, loser.
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bad bad bad, burnouts are evil...oh shit dont look in my profile, haha. Im not really sure the best way to go about this because i dont know your parents, if you get caught in a lie the consequences are usually worse, but if you think you could pull it off try the sandal thing. I know when my tires are spinning though, even with my system up so that may not work too well if they know anything about cars etc.
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haha jared.. OWNED. umm this wasnt mickaela you were doing it for were you?
tell me it wasnt mickaela.. dude.. if you tried to show off, for mickaela, and this is what happened, then i am fucking sending you the gif i made again. Both parts are true, JARED IS A NOOB, and you are a fucking timmayy for that. Ahahaha OWNED!. talk to you today buddy peace
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Eat dick you faggot. Go buy your sport bike so I can read about your name in the obituaries. It was a burn out, not a run from the cops.
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No it wasn'y mickeala. it was grants friends...
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My mom doesn't really know anything about driving a stick. So I'll probobly just use really big words and confuse her.
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but clutch only has one sylable, your screwed
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start talking about how the master slave cyclinder reactied to the gratiuitus amount of pressure release.
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his name has the name of his car in it and his icon is dodge. he is his car
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Suck it up princess, we all do stupid shit and parents know that because they have done it before. You may get a bit of a talking to but nobody holds a grudge forever. If you lie and get caught your situation will definatly turn south so just tuck your balls in and tell them that you were just showing off. Don't get all cocky just listen to what they have to say because the less you say and the more you listen is the best way to get out of shit quickly.
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thats the best idea by far. id belive it
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This is the most realistic excuse...
tell them you were accelerating from a stop as usual but your engine started to bog and almost stall (you're a new driver, these things happen) so you gave it more gas to prevent it from stalling but it turned out to be too much gas. If they don't buy that it's because they've never driven stick and therefore are gay.
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good answer but i do find it fun that you have to "drive stick" to not be gay.... hehehe
but hes right if you cant drive stick... you cant drive
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haha at first I thought you meant you burned down 2 houses ahahaha.
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^ hahahaha me too, i was like wtf r you thinking kid. hahahhaa
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say you where geting road head and you came and step on the pedal
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why don't you just admitt to it. anything you make up is going to sound like a lie. and lying is way worse than doing something and maning up to it. your parents will be mad for a day and then they'll be like 'im happy you told us the truth.....blah blah' it's a trust thing.
i had kids that lie, they grow up with no spine and become shady.
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i hate kids that lie****** definately am not a daddy yet.
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...you squeeled your tires. Is it really that big of a deal? Who gives a fuck?
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exactly. But my parents are soo hardcore with that stuff. Cause they think im going to kill myself in my car becuase of "wreckless driving"
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hahahaha "he is his car" I like that. But yea, once again if you didn't see it up top ^ Dodge Stealth .
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first tell them you have HIV, then tell them about last night
or maybe thats a little drastic
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