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How do you get rid of a hickie?
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so i was out with this chick tonight at a party and we both got pretty drunk and we started making out. the problem is that this bitch went right for my neck and started giving me these massive hickies...i got home like an hour ago and i tried to cover them but nothing is working. HELP ME NS KIDS
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umm.. 2 words.. your SCREWED lol
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i'm not reading all the replies in this thread, but...
frozen spoon
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damn, i thought it said how to get rid of a hooker...in which case i'd have quite a few suggestions.
i think the jerry lewis/back to the future car should work though, i've tried it a few times
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this girl told me that you should come them... i think it does work... and something about lemon juice too or something cant really remember about the lemons
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melted green plastic army men and an 8 track player.
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punch yourself in the throat
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Haha my question is who're you trying to hide these hickies from?
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DAMN YOU!!!!
but yeah. a fpoon will do the trick. get a fpoon and rub your neck with it.(no im not joking) think about it. the cold frostie will help stop the swelling, and help the bruising to subside faster. and the rubbing will do the same.
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say you were attacked by a giant octopuss last night... work evry time...
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actualyl if you blow on it, it reverses the prosses
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what's really the problem, it's a hickey, not herpes? just bruise the rest of your neck so they get hidden in the bloody mess, use a broomstick for this if you're really that concerned
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just give MacGyver a toothpick, a pack of chewing gum, a banana peel, and a pack of flavored condoms and he should be able to figure something out.
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its not a wound numb-nuts... its blood drawn to the surface.
A quick fix is to take a spoon, put in freezer, let freeze, then put on your hickie. works wonders
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wow...and my boss was walking past me when I read that one...damn, I might get in trouble haha
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its summer, who really cares if you have a hickey?
but in all seriousness, a paper cup and a 6 feet of fishing line
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that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
you need cold to make blood go away from the surface of the skin, not air
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say the dog sucked on your arm
or give yourself a whole bunch of hikeys down your arms and say you fought the vacuum cleaner, be creative!
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dude the kid was joking, chill quick
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this kid at high north got a couple hickies from some girl camper and he tied to tell people that someone choked him some people actually believed him him and her got the summer lovin award at the end of camp
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tell her shes sucking on the wrong spot
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if you ice it it will go down abit but it wont go away completly but it still helps
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the only way i know is either wait it out, cover it up with makeup, or carve it out with a knife
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this is what i found:
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dont hide it ... show that shit off!!!
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when my buddy got a hickey we just told his girlfriend that we were all drunk and tried to see who could hold the vaccuum cleaner up to there neck the longest, your boyfriend was the winner, he is talented... she didnt believe us and was quite angry at him about the girl he was with
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usually works within 10 minutes
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Cover it with a band-aid, say you cut yourself shaving.
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