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How do you get rid of a hickie?
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so i was out with this chick tonight at a party and we both got pretty drunk and we started making out. the problem is that this bitch went right for my neck and started giving me these massive hickies...i got home like an hour ago and i tried to cover them but nothing is working. HELP ME NS KIDS
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what the fuck do you do with the ice and the comb once you have them?
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your not actually trying that ae you...
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cover up sorta works.....
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chapstick and a water bottle cap
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after you brush your teeth just use your toothbrush(toothpaste still on) and brush the shit out of it.
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you rub the comb all over it and it spread it out and thins it and you ice it
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wear a hoodie or ski jackets.. or wear bandanas and become a gangsta
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apple sauce, tomatoe juice, hot sauce, milk, water, salt and pepper, egg nog, ice cream, apple juice. mix it up in a pot boil for 10 minutes then drink it.
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i've herd that works super fast too
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yes, push and turn the cap into you're skin, the hickie will be gone in 24 hours if you do it right
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orange peels apparently works.
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castor oil and a TV remote control
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take a wire brush to that shit (like you might use to clean a grill)
i guarantee this will work, i've done it myself seriously
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this works miracles, I highly suggest it...
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a paint brush and 5 pounds of salt
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is it obvious, like where is it
well the best thing to do is wait for a lilwhile and it goes away
or just put duck tape over it
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haha, i personally would not suggest trying anything that has been said so far involving 2 thing apparently unrelated
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the goo out of a lava lamp and a graphing calculator
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BAHAHAH
thats excellent
yeah um i reccomend goin and buyin yourself a nice turtleneck lol
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Ten feet of rope, an aborted fetus, and your spork.
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ok you definetly need to get rid of my icon
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wear your hair down. wait. makeup sometimes works but you can tell when makeup is on odd places like necks.
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just get the rest of your body covered in hickeys so you match.
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thats not a hickey thats a war wound.
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I'm down with the becoming a gangsta idea
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holy saggy tits. But haha, I've been there. I gave my girlfriend some nice ones in that area, and we had a pool party to attend the next day. Everytime she told someone that her baby cousin punched her, I had to dive underwater to not laugh
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that will make it stick out more
hahah that hurts so much
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i live in california and its like 112 outside
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im suprised this hasnt been said yet, YOU NEED LADIES MEN!
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ever since i can remember i been poppin mah collah
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fuuuck i was hoping to say it, ive been to lazy to even ask for an invite to the bloody cult
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rubbing alchol, a lighter, a peach, jerry busey, and an envelope will do the trick
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thats what i was gona say
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Ok everyoen elses ideas were dumb. But this one will work, garunteed (sp?). You take one of those huge ass band-aid things, like one big enough to cover up your hickey, and plant it right on there. When someone asks just say, Oh that? I got in a knife fight. Have fun with it.
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