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this girl at school.

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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
Hey, theres this girl at school, soo hot and cool, i wanna talk to her, but theres three problems: A she has a boyfriend, B her brother is my best friend i dunno if he could handle it, and C shes 14, and im 17 going on 18? is that too young? man i got a major crush, i reckon shes so cool! what should i do? write love songs?

and i don't want any Die, or petifile comments please! girls help meeee!
The Idiots are taking over!
Apr 8 2003 11:33PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
u forgot the 4th problem, ur gay and u dont like girls, so just come out with it, this 'girl' ur speaking of is really a boy, and hes not 14 either, hes really 8, die
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Apr 8 2003 11:36PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
no offense, but youre a fucking wanker if you come onto a skiing website to search for advice on women, just ask one of your friends, and 14 is pretty sketch if you ask me
Apr 8 2003 11:38PM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
you are fucking ugly as hell huh...i bet your rolling up to the junior high in a kia sephia trying to impress all the little girls but get shit thrown at you instead
Bombing for Peace is like jacking off so you don't rape someone later.
Apr 8 2003 11:40PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
either kill youself or sew your mouth shut and cut off your fingers.



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Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
Apr 8 2003 11:45PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
14 eh? my age.
she got an aim screen name or anything like that?
and whats her name?

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Apr 9 2003 12:01AM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
put her on the three-year plan. then grow a dick.







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Apr 9 2003 12:09AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
who cares, just talk to her and don't worry about your reasons not to
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Apr 9 2003 12:10AM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
14... isnt that like 8th grade?
thats pretty young man.
thats stupid even for you.


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Apr 9 2003 12:11AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
fagwagon is a sick motha.

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Apr 9 2003 12:13AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
well dude, you're on your own! you may want to contact ductapeboy about this one! lol





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Apr 9 2003 12:19AM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
ouch to all the comments....but yeah thats too young for you man

stowek2: you go anywhere
PubLiC EneMy1023: no
PubLiC EneMy1023: i got a nice piece of ass tho
PubLiC EneMy1023: and im going to stowe next weekend
stowek2: hahaha
stowek2: sick
Apr 9 2003 12:19AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
its freshman age
Apr 9 2003 12:26AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
Yo dood its okay....Once i had sex with my best friends sister and she 14 and i was 17
just kidding
my best friends sister loved me and she was 14 and i was 17 but shes nasty so i hate her....
thats a true story
totally dood...hopfully shes a big slut and lets you blow your load on her face.
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Apr 9 2003 12:31AM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
hahahahahahaha....thats nice

stowek2: you go anywhere
PubLiC EneMy1023: no
PubLiC EneMy1023: i got a nice piece of ass tho
PubLiC EneMy1023: and im going to stowe next weekend
stowek2: hahaha
stowek2: sick
Apr 9 2003 12:34AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
hahahaha, good one pipe munky
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Apr 9 2003 12:39AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
14s too young dude,one of my friends whos 25 is going out with a 15 year old and some chick whos 15 is with like a 30 year old,its nasty man



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Apr 9 2003 12:52AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
hahaha...threesixty u trying to steal her away?

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Apr 9 2003 12:53AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
if you want to be nice wait for the boyfriend to leave and go and get her. she's 14, impressionable and she just wants to be accepted = easy. grow some sack, or get drunk and do it with or without her having a boyfriend, that way you can always just blame it on the drunkeness.
-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
Apr 9 2003 3:45AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
She's 14, you're almost 18, STAY THE FUCK AWAY UNLESS YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE.





'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
Apr 9 2003 3:50AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
yeah ski instructor dude has the best advice, thanks might try that, all my friends say im different when im drunk so yeah i might try then.
but yes, you guys are all cool, please dont try impress each other!
fuck i can't control who im attracted to, forbidden love though huh. fucckkkk soceity.
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Apr 9 2003 3:59AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Good luck....PEDOPHILE! I hope you get off on getting a 14 year old drunk and then fooling around with her, you sick fuck. Now I really do hate you. Guys like you are SICK. Do the world (and women everywhere) a favour, and KILL YOURSELF NOW.





'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
Apr 9 2003 4:01AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
now now I didn't say get her drunk. I was suggesting for him to have a little liquor on the breath so that after he can explain to his friends that he was 'really drunk'. plus he's still 17 so it's all good.
-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
Apr 9 2003 4:12AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
i wanna be a brain surgeon so i an give you guys some brains! your only homophobic, ageist,etc coz youve been bought up like that, fuck she has sex with 21 year olds,( if shes into it, whats wrong with it, SOCIETY's STANDARDS! not your thoughts telling me what to do it your past generations and fuck expectations! the government has well and truly convinced you anyone different or diverse is a 'sicko' or a 'retarded fuck up' OPEN YOUR MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
The Idiots are taking over!
Apr 9 2003 4:13AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
No man, there's a line that shouldn't be crossed. A fourteen year old is one of those lines(depending on your age, of course. You're too old to mess around with a fourteen year old.). I guess it's a situation in which you don't respect A)the girl and B)yourself, because if you did you'd know to stay away from her. And yes, any kind of fooling around with her makes you a pedophile, much like those 21 year olds are considered pedophiles, or at the very least guilty of sex with a minor. Forget all that crap about 'society's norms', it's just not right.





'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
Apr 9 2003 4:20AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
refer to my post again jib, its STANDARDS YOURS ARE HIGH, your right though i don't respect myself. but yeah hehe i was right, yay, i wanna get drunk now!
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Apr 9 2003 4:41AM
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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
14 is too young. seriously. wait a while. like 4 years. i know it may seem ok, cause you both are in the same school which might put you in the same social circles. but seriosly, the difference in maturity and decision making skills between 14 and 18 is HUGE.

the age difference might not seem like much. hey, it's not much. 3 or 4 years age difference is no big deal once you get to college. i'm 21, and i have sex with an 18 year old girl. there's nothing wrong with that, cause she's 18 and mature. so, basically, when you're 21, she'll be 18 and then you can do whatever you both wanna do. it'll be worth the wait.

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Apr 9 2003 5:19AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
well fagwagon, i dont know how it is in your bumfuck neck of the woods, but where i live tath would be called statutory rape, and for that they send you to county, and ya know what they make you do in county? toss the salad.


But I ain't one ta gossip, so you aint heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree
it was put there for you to see
and was meant to be smoked by you
or me
if i had my little way
id smoke chronic everday
gettin high before i work
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Apr 9 2003 5:27AM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
she is 14
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Apr 9 2003 1:29PM
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Kornn101
Posts: 3534 - Karma: 25
lol jay ur still bangin that chick from leo? good for u, hehe
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Apr 9 2003 1:56PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
ya fagwagon you sick fuck whats wrong with you cant you get any girls your own age that arent sitll in middle school..fuckin loser. Maybe if you werent such a prick more girls would like you
Apr 9 2003 2:06PM
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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
well, was until the other day. ah well.

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Apr 9 2003 2:53PM
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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
when i started typing that, i had forgotten that we broke up (denial maybe?) i remembered, but i thought my point was still a good one, so i changed 'go out with' to 'have sex with' and posted it.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
Apr 9 2003 3:10PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahah 14 years old brother.... that is sooo harsh, the system goes like this, the first number is your age, and the second number is the acceptable age for your mate

15 - 13 and up
16 - 14 and up
17 - 15 and up
18 - your legal! that changes everything - 17
19 - 18 and up
20 till 25 - 18 and up
25 plus - over 20

if your in your in your 40s or over you cant date anyone in there 20s....


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Apr 9 2003 4:31PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
^ he may be a gay ass snowlerblader - but he does have a point.


and you are scared of her 14 year old boyfriend?? You should go play hide and go seek on the freeway.


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Apr 9 2003 4:40PM
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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
yeah... good rules to live by
but I say if you're in your 40's, and you actually have a shot with a girl in her 20's, fucking go for it.

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Apr 9 2003 4:41PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
haha 14





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Apr 9 2003 4:56PM
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Jailbait
Posts: 349 - Karma: 10
not trying to be a bitch, but 14 is sorta sketchy...

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Apr 9 2003 5:06PM
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lineskier10
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yes fagwagon, you are a pedophile and if you get thrown in jail for fucking the chick your asshole will grow to the size of a melon
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Apr 9 2003 5:13PM
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John_Hoeplinger
Posts: 634 - Karma: 19
cannonriders got it, but for the last part im wit coyote. Man 14 is to young for you.
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Apr 9 2003 5:18PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
fagwagon,you are a sick fucking faggot, your a fucking pedofile. you disgust me, shes fuckin 14 you dirty mother fucker. i have so much more to say, but im not gunna waste my energy on you. you sick mother fucker


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Apr 9 2003 5:33PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
read lagwagons profile. he hates racists and homophobes, but he sure doesnt hate baby fuckers!
Apr 9 2003 5:57PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
who does hate baby fuckers?





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Apr 9 2003 6:00PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
he says our standards are high? wtf does that mean? i guess it means we can get women that are our own age and not baby tang!

I NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH FAGWAGON BUT NOW I DO!
Official Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::

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Apr 9 2003 6:02PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
he says our standards are high? wtf does that mean? i guess it means we can get women that are our own age and not baby tang!

I NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH FAGWAGON BUT NOW I DO!
Official Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::

This post brought to you by Rob Dunlop 'Keepin it rude and reckless since '83!'
Apr 9 2003 6:02PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
he says our standards are high? wtf does that mean? i guess it means we can get women that are our own age and not baby tang!

I NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH FAGWAGON BUT NOW I DO!
Official Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::

This post brought to you by Rob Dunlop 'Keepin it rude and reckless since '83!'
Apr 9 2003 6:02PM
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[bryan]
Posts: 483 - Karma: 26
to solve the first problem-if there's a goalie in the net you can still score.
Apr 9 2003 6:19PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
hahaha





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Apr 9 2003 6:31PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
she's prolly a guy too


But I ain't one ta gossip, so you aint heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree
it was put there for you to see
and was meant to be smoked by you
or me
if i had my little way
id smoke chronic everday
gettin high before i work
or play

Welcome to the pimps n playaz lounge
Apr 9 2003 6:45PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
yeah a hairy one





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Apr 9 2003 6:46PM
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