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TimothyLord
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i no for sure in shanghia six that they said the next years movie being this year would be called house of seven corpses. does any body know why they changed the name to long story short?
Jul 21 2006 11:14AM
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ProgressCoast
Posts: 298 - Karma: 507
because Long Story Short is a way better name for a ski movie
Jul 21 2006 11:17AM
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pdrago
Posts: 479 - Karma: 1,368
they were kidding around at the end of SH6
Jul 21 2006 11:20AM
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boochronic13
Posts: 191 - Karma: 24
joke masters.
Jul 21 2006 11:24AM
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mavric1298
Posts: 561 - Karma: 55
oh man, that tricky berman!!!

gotta love a sense of humor
Jul 21 2006 12:04PM
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pierceme
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
They musta got bored with the number thing. Every movie up til this one(except the first) had the number of movie it was in the title.
Jul 21 2006 1:13PM
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nitsua
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they were messing around i think
Jul 21 2006 1:40PM
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stylefree
Posts: 233 - Karma: 10
forward?
Jul 21 2006 1:45PM
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robbieA
Posts: 1371 - Karma: 30
resay the first sylable to urself
Jul 21 2006 1:46PM
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Greenish
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 367
"four"ward
Jul 21 2006 1:47PM
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LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
like 4
Jul 21 2006 2:10PM
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4frntSkier
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 143
yup
Jul 21 2006 2:39PM
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pierceme
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
Balance(the first one), Second Generation, Strike Three, Forward(4ward), High Five, and Shanghai Six
Jul 21 2006 3:38PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
well long story short has 14 letters....and if u devide that by 2 you get 7
and this is the 7th movie
Long Story Short / 2 = 7
Jul 21 2006 3:47PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
or u buy 2 and split them in half
Jul 21 2006 3:51PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
^you guys see things where there's nothing
Jul 21 2006 7:23PM
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FigmentFilmski
Posts: 1639 - Karma: 266
k, this is how they go.

1. balance (no number)
2. second generation
3. strike three
4. forward (no number)
5. high five
6. shanghai six
7. long story short (no number)

is it just me or is there a pattern. every third movie doesnt have a number. next years film will have an eight in it
Jul 21 2006 7:25PM
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mattyb.
Posts: 6042 - Karma: 2,197
forward   4ward    FOURward
Jul 21 2006 7:29PM
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MALONE
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Don't overestimate Berman.
Jul 21 2006 7:30PM
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AChoquette
Posts: 202 - Karma: 155
we don't care about the name of the movie...we just want good skiing, thats it
Jul 21 2006 8:37PM
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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 79
I wouldn't say thats IT, how about no more bad music too.
Jul 21 2006 9:16PM
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futurespin
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8th n Ocean is coming out next year, and then 9th ward is coming out the year after, I just talked to Berman.
Jul 21 2006 9:24PM
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FigmentFilmski
Posts: 1639 - Karma: 266
i dont think thats what he meant by forward. sorry but seriously
Jul 21 2006 9:48PM
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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 79
sorry but he did
Jul 21 2006 9:51PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
theres an old NS interview with berman saying forward is not "four"ward.
https://newschoolers.com/ns3/web/content/news.php?news_id=638&

Its in the second question.
Jul 21 2006 11:34PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
sorry yeah but thats soo much of a coincidence...i dont know
Jul 22 2006 2:00AM
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garettnorthey
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 173
duh,its obviously because the "G" in Long  Story  Short is the "7th" letter of the alphabet.
Jul 22 2006 2:10AM
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Carter23
Posts: 1722 - Karma: 17
if anyone knew Berman they would know that "Long Story Short" is a common opening line to a story of his.
Jul 22 2006 11:36AM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
i think Durk has a point mabye there is some sort of number hidden within Long Story Short
hmmmmmmm a mystery.
Jul 22 2006 1:43PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
i agree way too much of a coincedence.
Jul 22 2006 3:19PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
congratulations
ur the first person to maybe think the way i do
Jul 22 2006 3:22PM
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mathers
Posts: 1865 - Karma: 490
why does everybody seem to think that if he starts numbering his movies he has to continue doing it aslong as he is making them? after 6 years he probobly just got bored of the idea. i mean, he would've callled it seventh inning stretch if he wanted to, not come up with a 14 letter name hoping that the ns community would be "clever" enuff to figure out that you need to take the number of letters in the name and divide by two to figure out what movie your watching....
Jul 22 2006 3:43PM
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Gun_It
Posts: 272 - Karma: 10
why would berman care about the NS community?
He sells his films to many more people than us I'll bet.

Jul 22 2006 3:46PM
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Elijah.
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Because we are so damn cool?
Don't ruin our coolness.

Jul 22 2006 3:54PM
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ski_cartel
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you guys are thinking about this way to much
Jul 22 2006 5:10PM
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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 79
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Jul 22 2006 6:10PM
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zemke
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my friend got attacked by crows the other day
Jul 22 2006 6:47PM
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garettnorthey
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 173
the "G" in Long Story Short is the "7th" letter of the alphabet. So "G' is the seventh letter of the alphabet and the 4th letter of the word long so the you used up the letter "G" so theres 3 letters left "Lon"which is three letters so 4+3=7




Long=4 letters the minus the "G"
Lon=3 letters becasue the "G" is gone
=3+4=7


now you cant not agree with that explination.........................if it made sense to you
Jul 22 2006 6:51PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
why wouldnt he come up with a clever title with 7 hidden somewhere deep within it, that would send the members of NS on a davinci code like search for its true meaning?
Jul 22 2006 7:03PM
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zemke
Posts: 842 - Karma: 70
has anybody on this site been attacked by crows? word on the street is it sucks
Jul 23 2006 1:01AM
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LDowney
Posts: 737 - Karma: 284
Just wait for this year, son. What I've heard so far is gonna make this the best soundtrack since ROYALTY.
Jul 23 2006 3:26PM
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espong1321
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uh dear this ldowney character who are you and wtf would u know u prolly just skiblade since there no skis for people 9 feet tall
Jul 23 2006 3:36PM
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LDowney
Posts: 737 - Karma: 284
^ spong, they don't make skiboards short enough for asians, that's why u still ride Big Feet
Jul 23 2006 3:42PM
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espong1321
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i saw a picture of u one the news. people claimin an insane gorilla escaped from the zoo. he spotted shooting people with gats while smokin blunts, while drivin a subaru
Jul 23 2006 3:47PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
my older brother told me that they were gonna name it 7 eleven, but i guess he was lying
Jul 23 2006 3:53PM
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triebby
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OWNED
Jul 23 2006 3:58PM
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espong1321
Posts: 763 - Karma: 10
and u are?
Jul 23 2006 4:02PM
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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 79
I got no doubts son! You got that FIAH! "smoke da weed till my eyes a dem bleed" TkMb nig
Jul 23 2006 7:15PM
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poofartpee
Posts: 7436 - Karma: 1,538
Long Story Short...they did
Jul 23 2006 7:31PM
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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 79
then he dissapeared into someones house and poached there coach for countless days ...........
Jul 23 2006 7:45PM
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