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So, i jokingly made a deal with my gf
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So in the middle of a conversation about things we want to do before we die, she throws out brazilian wax. I'm just kidding around, and say that if she gets one, I'll get one.
The very next day, she goes out and gets one.
I think I'm in trouble.
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that sucks man...good luck with that
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tell here its against your religion
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its hurts like fuck- i got hammered a couple years ago and let my then gf wax me while her gay ass brother rolled on the floor laughing.
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sounds like a pretty fagged out time
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I would say just make sure you take advantage of her waxing. You made the deal...now you got to deal with it.
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...man..not a good move..not a good move at al...GOOD LUCK MAN.
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HAHAHAHAAA definately. But ya, you got owned
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make some kind of outrageous double or nothing deal and hope u win
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bahahahahahahahaha. sucks to be you dood.
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She is a succubus, don't do it!
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just shave it all off beforehand, then say "okay, let's do this thing"
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brazilian waxes aren't something you should joke about. THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN!
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double or nothing: she has to get a tongue ring too
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that could backfire though because a lot of girls wouldn mind that, maybe a titty piercing
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dude, that shit'll make you BLEED. you shouldn't ever bleed from the "junk" region. just kill the bitch and hide her body. then you're safe.
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just tell her it was a fucking joke.
that when you said it you were just saying it sarcasticly and that your suprised she didnt catch on.
unless you said it like an idiot.
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Dude, on a girl there is nothing sexier than a brazilian wax. It is soooooo soft and nice, its un believeable. Enjoy it while you can, even if you have to do yours, you'll get over it.
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OOOOOOOOOOO Kelly Clarkson
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anyone else not know what the hell Brazilian wax is?
im guessing a tatoo? im a noob
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its when they wax ur pubicles off
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hot hot hot wax all over your genitals, then they rip it off.
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thats what i was thinking
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just shave your junk and say that they did a shitty job because you were squirming too much
wisest response so far
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oooh. bad gamble. bust out the alcohol and morphine before you face the music.
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yeah I would try and make the deal so that if you DO get one, she can't refuse sex or blowjobs from you. That way, you can both reap the benefits of going through the pain.
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hahah nota good move
ou culd try geting that cream that gets rid of ur hair it like desolvis it r somthing and do it urself no pain and thentell he u got one
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pretty much what im thinking right now
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take some Vicodine before you go. but yea get her to promise to have sex with you after you do it.
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if i got that done i know i would not be in the mood for sex right after i dot it done. i would only want to curl up into a ball and cry myself to sleep. maybe a day or two afterwards but not that day. no way! too much pain wouldn't be able to keep my head in the game.
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id have to agree with that cream idea thats takes the hairs away
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so that means bye bye body hair?
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Straight from Wikipedia:
"he client is asked to disrobe. Occasionally, a paper g-string is provided to protect the client's modesty. The procedure starts with baby powder or talcum powder being spread liberally over the area to be waxed. This prevents the hot wax from sticking to the skin. Then, as in other forms of waxing, hot wax is spread over the area from which hair is to be removed. Cotton strips are placed on the waxed area and then ripped off. The waxer then works her way around the body systematically removing the hair from the genital area, buttocks, and anus. This procedure removes the wax, hair, and any dead skin cells lying on the skin surface. The person performing the wax will then finish using tweezers to remove any stray hairs that the waxing missed. Finally, the remaining pubic hair (the so-called "landing strip") is either trimmed with scissors, or waxed off if the client requests it.
The wax used is often a mixture of natural beeswax and tall oil rather than the more common synthetic 'waxes' used for regular leg waxing. It is felt that beeswax is stronger, and more effective at removing the thicker, coarser pubic hairs.
The pain involved with this procedure can be slightly acute and can continue for quite some time (from several seconds to minutes). Most of those willing to endure the procedure feel that the result is worth the discomfort. Furthermore, most feel that the procedure becomes less painful with subsequent treatments."
My advice is to shave everyhting off that you can, then man up and get that shit done, you made a promise.
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that shiz gives you chemical burn.
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heres what you do:
'check' to make sure that she actully got it done,
then go get yours done,
and make her 'check' that you got it done.
its win-win.
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dont be a pussy. get 'er done haha.
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cant shave or else the wax won't stick
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bahab habahbahbahbahahhahahahaha
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your point being?
that is the point, u go to get it done, they do it but doesnt work, still counts as going to get one.
and if it does stick, it probably wont be as bad because is short and there wont be as much pullage as there would be if u had liek 20inch long pubes being waxed
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