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FUCKIN COONS!

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djikstra
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 6,014
there was just a fucking racoon in my garage and my paintball gun was out of co2 and it was not afraid of me... I threw bricks at it and ran right up to it shouting and it didnt do shit it just hid in the corner... wtf should I use next time, i mean if i dont have a filled co2 again? i was completely helpless not even the hose worked. I need to get a rifle... o and I scared it off by using the lawn mower in the garage and I ran over some random chunk of metal sending sparks everywhere.
19 years ago
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Scaredwhiteboy
Posts: 1395 - Karma: -937
He's not very smart. You'll come to terms with that after you interact with him a couple more times.
12 years ago
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JDA
Posts: 572 - Karma: 566
How did you get them out in the end?
10 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
JDAHow did you get them out in the end?


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10 years ago
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,258
I got a good laugh out of this. good bump
10 years ago
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,077
all you gotta do is hit it in the head with a shovel once and bam there goes your problem
10 years ago
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,655
savvy_skiall you gotta do is hit it in the head with a shovel once and bam there goes your problem


Sorry babe but you are about 8 years late

Maybe next time
10 years ago
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,077
Mr.noodleSorry babe but you are about 8 years late

Maybe next time


rt if u cri evrytiem
10 years ago
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*Frankie*
Posts: 532 - Karma: 703
LJI'm fucking stupid... asking ns for advice.. Man i must really be out of ideas, thanks anyway people...lame


fuck u lj.
10 years ago
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,903
Such a hilarious thread. In the hopes that NSers have evolved as a species since 06, how would you now deal with racoons in your garage?

My suggestion would have been to loop Rick Astley on the stereo. This should be effective at getting anything out of your garage. Rickroll them the hell out of there.
10 years ago
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onLINE
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 423
pee in its butt. It will not return.
10 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52314 - Karma: 170,470
More proof that no thread is ever gone forever on NS.

Resurrections
10 years ago
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Posts: 1043 - Karma: 938
This is such a great thread.
10 years ago
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
The last rakin that showed up on my property got bludgeoned by the blunt end of an axe.
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