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FUCKIN COONS!

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djikstra
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 6,014
there was just a fucking racoon in my garage and my paintball gun was out of co2 and it was not afraid of me... I threw bricks at it and ran right up to it shouting and it didnt do shit it just hid in the corner... wtf should I use next time, i mean if i dont have a filled co2 again? i was completely helpless not even the hose worked. I need to get a rifle... o and I scared it off by using the lawn mower in the garage and I ran over some random chunk of metal sending sparks everywhere.
Jul 19 2006 10:33PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
Posts: 1395 - Karma: -938
He's not very smart. You'll come to terms with that after you interact with him a couple more times.
Jul 5 2013 3:01AM
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JDA
Posts: 572 - Karma: 566
How did you get them out in the end?
Dec 2 2014 8:33PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
JDAHow did you get them out in the end?


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Dec 2 2014 8:36PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
I got a good laugh out of this. good bump
Dec 2 2014 8:42PM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
all you gotta do is hit it in the head with a shovel once and bam there goes your problem
Dec 2 2014 10:21PM
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,651
savvy_skiall you gotta do is hit it in the head with a shovel once and bam there goes your problem


Sorry babe but you are about 8 years late

Maybe next time
Dec 2 2014 10:33PM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
Mr.noodleSorry babe but you are about 8 years late

Maybe next time


rt if u cri evrytiem
Dec 2 2014 10:34PM
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*Frankie*
Posts: 532 - Karma: 703
LJI'm fucking stupid... asking ns for advice.. Man i must really be out of ideas, thanks anyway people...lame


fuck u lj.
Dec 3 2014 10:21AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Such a hilarious thread. In the hopes that NSers have evolved as a species since 06, how would you now deal with racoons in your garage?

My suggestion would have been to loop Rick Astley on the stereo. This should be effective at getting anything out of your garage. Rickroll them the hell out of there.
Dec 3 2014 10:30AM
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onLINE
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 423
pee in its butt. It will not return.
Dec 3 2014 2:19PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51629 - Karma: 162,075
More proof that no thread is ever gone forever on NS.

Resurrections
Dec 3 2014 3:38PM
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Posts: 1043 - Karma: 938
This is such a great thread.
Dec 3 2014 4:33PM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
The last rakin that showed up on my property got bludgeoned by the blunt end of an axe.
Dec 3 2014 4:38PM
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