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there was just a fucking racoon in my garage and my paintball gun was out of co2 and it was not afraid of me... I threw bricks at it and ran right up to it shouting and it didnt do shit it just hid in the corner... wtf should I use next time, i mean if i dont have a filled co2 again? i was completely helpless not even the hose worked. I need to get a rifle... o and I scared it off by using the lawn mower in the garage and I ran over some random chunk of metal sending sparks everywhere.
I cant shut the garage door because....THEY ARE IN THE GARAGE TEARing shit apart. the rest of u arent helping... except for the shovel dude... I'm gunna go try that..
our garage has a ping pong table in it, a car doesnt fit plus no ones home and my sister has my car... and there is mad boxes and shit for them to hid behind in the back. I have the radio on now in there but i need a killer plan. these little fuckers are pissing me off
Seriously though, get some hot dogs or other tempting foods(wendy's) and tempt them with it. Get them to chase the food or soemthing. Like leave a trail of chicken nugggets outiside the garage door.
john you threw bricks at it and couldn't hit it? you've got bad aim man. just flip the ping pong table over on it then jump up and down on the upside down ping pong table. that should work right?
mix 10 parts water to 1 part amonia, spray where you think the " fucking coons" are hiding and they'll be gone. Works with squirrels, coons, coons, chipmunks... just about any animal.
makeshift flamethrower. any kind of flammable liquid that shoots will work. singe their hair off...its smells like shit but they'll leave. thats what we did when they were in our chimmny(sp?).
34 inch woodbase ball bat and put some rusty ass 16 penny nails in it and go to town, or you could just strip a power cord and slather it with peanut butter and hook up somthing like an old box fan to the other side and turn it on, the fucking 'coons try and eat the peanut butter and they get light up.
yeah ^what he said get your ass to home depot and buy a raccoon trap, or just shoot it with a real gun what would your paint ball gun do anyway. but the trap is praobably best, load it with som veggies and some hamburger should do the trick.
throw gas on it then light it on fire
hit it with a 2x4
baseball bat
shovel
guns if you have it
chuck a basketball at it really hard
chop its head off with a ski
pet it and make friends
give it food then bring food outside to luire it out
scream at it in super sonic lj ear shattering tone