today me and nomensteven, steathsteez and my other buddy (not on ns) played our daily 9 hole urban golf course. We actually have a score card with pars and shit.. its realllllly intense.. and its so sweet. Free 9 holes everyday.. and some are like 250+ yrds. Anways, we finish up the 9th hole, which is in a park that is way hidden in this field way back behind houses and shit.. its a good kilometer from a road (which is hidden by houses) .. so realistically there is no way a cop car could get to where we were. We were wrong. We're sitting at this park tallying up our scores, and what do you know.. we see a unmarked undercover cop car come in to the park.. and i mean the path to get into this park is TIGHT.. with a steep hill on the side.. i dont know how the hell he manages to get a car to where we were. Anyways, me and my buddies think that its some freak (unmarked car right..) and hes heading right for us. So we get up and get behind this huge tree for saftey because we think its some physco person trying to kill us. He slams on the breaks and rolls down the window. We all then see the uniform and say "shit were busted" to ourselves:
"hey boys whats up"
fuck. i am going to get charged for golfing in a public park. fuck. i have the score card in my hand too. What if he see's this.. shit.
"ugh not to much"
can i slowly put the score card into my pocket without him noticing?
"looks like you boys have been golfing"
yes, i just put that mother fucking score card into my pocket. Fucking right!
"we have sir, just chipping a few balls around"
damn.. is this where he writes us tickets..? I've never got a ticket from a cop before. Damnit fuck.
"You havent been hitting houses have you?"
No fucking way! someone said we were hitting houses? fuck.. we were just playing a legit 9, no houses were hit at all..!
"no sir"
where is he going with this?
"well then, how is your summer going?"
What? did he just ask me about my summer? where is the ticket? what is happening?
"ugh, good, were in accelerated summer school for english"
good call with the accelerated english, now he doesnt think we are retarded. This guy is legit.. is he playing us? just give me my ticket.
"thats pretty shitty"
Shitty? he didnt just say shitty? no. Can cops really swear? maybe he isnt playing us. Note to self: if this goes to court so i can reduce my ticket, im telling them that he used profanity.
"yeah it is"
what the hell is happening here? I put my hand into my pocket and remember the score card. Were fucked if he sees this.
"well boys im off, have a nice day"
He just drove off, in his probably own car.. wow. i cant believe how cool that cop was.
And then took about 2 minutes to realise this actually happenened.. i couldnt believe it.
Anyways, the moral is that golf is sick, and that all cops arent donut downers pieces of shit who want to be the worst person possible to you. Cops can be cool if you are cool too.
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