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Drail
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alright... cats are fucked up. around the house all they do is sleep and um... well, they just sleep and walk around the odd time. but as soon as they get outside they become these crazy hunters... what's up with cats and their double personalities? how can they go from lazy sleepy rub against your leg type things to vicious killers who will attack anything and everything (my cat's brought home mice, rabbits, and birds before - watching it catch birds mid-flight is cool shit).

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Apr 8 2003 5:10PM
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Lateralis
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my cats killed the hugest crow ive ever seen,squirrels,many many birds,mice,moles and big beatles



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Apr 8 2003 5:12PM
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C.Royce
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my dogs have killed a couple neighbor cats..its sad
Apr 8 2003 5:13PM
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QuazBotch
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my cat is just a lazy ass all the time who hangs out with people and drools. Like a dog, but a cat.

She's older then me.
Apr 8 2003 5:17PM
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flexmacman
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Most cats are arrogant, don't listen to people,and act like they do because it's in their gene's.They are decendants of royalty- in ancient egypt they were considered royalty.
Also,I think cats can see other dimensions,shit that we cannot see- think about it.....they kreep around stocking things, running around batting at,and wrestling things that aren't even there....or... mabey there is something there and we don't have the ability to see it.
Apr 8 2003 5:47PM
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Ds91260
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fuck yea they are, thats why i have a dog
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Apr 8 2003 5:55PM
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Dallan!
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cats see ghosts and other freaky shit damn i know that my cat is supernaturall its sick.
and the thing is i love cats for being arrogant its sick that they are so independent and great hunters theyre so smooth like ninjas damn i love em!





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Apr 8 2003 6:14PM
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cams
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yeah when they see stuff it's fucked up man
and if my cats in the house for a couple days he acts like he's on crack like running everywhere for no reason and attacking things that don't exist.. i think cats are skitzo's


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Apr 8 2003 6:19PM
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Dallan!
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yeah and its SICK i saw this documentry on how cats see and there was like smoke that came frome everything cuz they dont see so good that people think they like see the smell frome u and know its u... its sick





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Apr 8 2003 6:30PM
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Ski-hobo
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yeah, ive heard about that, most animals have an extra sense, like we had this earthquake and I swear my dog started to bark like never before.

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Apr 8 2003 6:35PM
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Dallan!
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well they have like on more sense and stronger senses then people have





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Apr 8 2003 6:37PM
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Dallan!
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no man im sorry my cat is so cool he looks like a little bear but maybe u have like 5 eagles then is could be a problem





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Apr 8 2003 6:52PM
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Dallan!
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still





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Apr 8 2003 6:57PM
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MadTrixter
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i swear my dog thinks she's a cat. she's LOOOOOVES cat toys, especially balls with bells in the, she's bats em around and shit. and she punces like no other


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Apr 8 2003 7:00PM
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John_Hoeplinger
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cats sleep a lot cause their time is multiplied by seven, their day is like a week to us thats why they sleep a lot. I dunno how the hell dogs have that much energy to run around cause their time is also multiplied by seven, thats crazy
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Apr 8 2003 7:03PM
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Papa
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cats suck
Seize the carp
Apr 8 2003 7:25PM
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Dallan!
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¨like u





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Apr 8 2003 7:31PM
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Papa
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good one
Seize the carp
Apr 8 2003 7:43PM
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Dallan!
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indeed





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Apr 8 2003 7:44PM
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Dallan!
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uuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu uuuuuuu





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Apr 8 2003 7:55PM
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Papa
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u? what the hell is uuuu?
Seize the carp
Apr 8 2003 8:08PM
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WIfreeskier
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I have three cats.

It's fun to get really high with your friends, sit around the couch with a huge bag of cat nip, and feed it to all of my cats. It's like crack for kitties. They go so crazy, it's hilarious. When they go outside, they team up and like hunt together, it's cool shit. I also jump mine on the trampoline, it's funny.
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Apr 8 2003 8:09PM
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1212j5j5
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wow. daryl you have like 6 threads at once. anyways.. i dont know, my cat hasnt moved in 4 and a half years. next week is his 73rd birthday. hes still going strong.
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Apr 8 2003 8:31PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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my cats weird. Hes afraid of everything. He throws up all the time too. It pisses me off because he pukes all over and my mom makes me clean it up.

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Apr 8 2003 10:55PM
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mattster
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seriously no joke my old cat brought home no joke a full grown raccoon fuck ya azzie was one badass motha
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Apr 8 2003 10:56PM
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mattster
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P.S azzie has no front claws
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MATT ! why is there a chair in the shower !?

my legs got tired !
Apr 8 2003 10:57PM
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C.Royce
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http://home.satx.rr.com/amber/catinfan.wmv
Apr 8 2003 11:34PM
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MadTrixter
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aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaa, oh fuuuuck, that's HILfuckingARIOUS


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Apr 8 2003 11:43PM
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alpentalik
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please see my thread from last summer titles 'Petting Cats Equals Sex to THem' or something like that...should help out your quandry.



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Apr 8 2003 11:46PM
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BeckaSki
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My cat is a little bastard. He lives with my mom, so I don't see him very often. So when I go visit, he ignores me for 3 days to show me how pissed off he is at me, then is my best friend and follows me everywhere after he gets over being pissed off.

My other cat is senile as all get out because she's like 18 years old. It's hilarious to watch her eat, then like 5 min later have her come up to you begging to be fed because she thinks she's starving because she doesn't remember that she just ate.
Apr 9 2003 1:50AM
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Lateralis
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skihobo,animals do act all crazy when a big storm or a natural disaster is about to happen,they somehow sense it,i seen in a weather show thingy and just before the earthquake hit,farm aninals went crazy,dogs and cats and birds all went nuts and that had alerted people that something was happen,ita cool



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 9 2003 4:32PM
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Dallan!
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uuuuuuu





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Apr 9 2003 4:43PM
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Jailbait
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i hate cats

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Apr 9 2003 5:16PM
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Dallan!
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i hate.





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