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Lets hear some stories, stup shit you have done at parties.

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CBROOKS
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I want to hear some good ones out of this.

Mine im sure will not match up to some things that will be posted here but whatever.

We stole her parents segways from the barn and jousted on segways in the street, friend lost a tooth, another friend fractured a rib "we think", it could have just been a rediculous bruise or somthing.
Jul 18 2006 7:59AM
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jimmychung
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i'm not a partier so i don't have any stories, but i would just like to say that segway jousting sounds AWESOME!
Jul 18 2006 8:00AM
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CBROOKS
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ohh and this thread is supposed to say "stupid" shit you have done at parties
Jul 18 2006 8:01AM
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brizz
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Worked at a bar and at the company golf outing/spring party our foursomes rules were a beer a hole and a shot of jager for every stroke over par on that hole. I shot awesome on the front nine, but then got drunk shortly after that and somewhere around #15 I ran out of golf balls. So I just drove the cart around, got bored and tried to clear a gap over the sand trap with the golf cart. Came up short and one on the front wheels was about 60 degrees off of where it should be pointing. Realizing some guy was yelling at me and walked over and told him to fuck off you’re ruining my concentration and went back and to try to get the cart out of the sand trap. What I didn’t know was he was an off duty cop and called his buddies. More bad noise happen after that between the cops and our group, but the club wasn’t too pissed because we spent tons of cash and my boss was a member so the on-duty cop didn’t want to write a ticket if the course wasn’t pissed, but the off duty guy was screaming at us. Two of us had to be driven to another bar by our boss to “sober up” but got out of there with only a drunk and disorderly ticket.
Jul 18 2006 12:36PM
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wuestinator
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ran my head through my garage wall 3 times. once b/c they didn't think i could do it. second time for more people. and the third for film.
Jul 18 2006 12:43PM
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jibjim
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BWAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jul 18 2006 1:01PM
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kyle_w
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i was way too drunk to remember this but at this one kids house, apparently i got absolutely shitfaced, knocked over his moms chyna cabinet. so then i left and came home and passed out uder my computer desk. the next day i heard these other kids came, poured ketchuo mustard and chocolate syrup all over his parents bed, painted the walls in his house with red paint, and beat a bunch of holes in the wall.
Jul 18 2006 1:05PM
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invisman
Posts: 736 - Karma: 60
They have more than one Segway? Dammmmmn.
Jul 18 2006 1:12PM
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RastaSkier9
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Thats pretty dick actually, somebody has a party to have a good time and then you guys destroy the house thats pretty awesome man. I hate people like that!
Jul 18 2006 1:50PM
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timmi
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got caught.
Jul 18 2006 1:55PM
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Lil_G.
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shit nigga where do i begin. aight dere was dis one time we be chillin at my boi armando's house out in benicia. aight so we be chillin you know smokin weeda and den some fools showd up to tha party but dey wasnt invited. so we tellin deez fools dat dey need to skidadle out ma face but dey wont listen. anywayz one thin led to another and ma boi armando man punched dis fool in tha face. dis other fool had prascrition glasses an we took dis fools glasses and bashed dat shit on tha side of tha pavement. so funny dis fool could not see fa shit! he was so blind wit out his glasses. aight so anywayz his friends start runnin away cause dey got dey ass beat but dis fool wit tha glasses cant find his way. so my boi Killa X went up knocked dis fool over and took a piss on him. next we took dis fool put him in a shoppin cart and pushed him into tha bushes (we also planted some shitty weed on him and poured alcohol on tha clothes). so anywayzs after dis we left him alone and just start walkin around chillin. anywayz sudenly we see dis fool and he been stoped by a night patrol cop because he be stumblin around wit out his glasses but tha cop thot he be drunk. so tha cop stop him smell tha alcohol and find tha weed and dat muthafucka got arrested. havent heard anythin about any of those bitches since.
Jul 18 2006 2:04PM
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NFproductions
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damn lil g thats a little intense, gettin dudes arested and shit
Jul 18 2006 2:43PM
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Lil_G.
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listen bud respekt get respekt and disrespekt get fucked. dey wasnt respektin armando's house.
Jul 18 2006 2:49PM
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jibjim
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you did the right thing
Jul 18 2006 2:52PM
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Lil_G.
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yea bud i see ya point of view. you jsut had to be ther to understand tha situation. tha fools dat got beat on were older dan us. dey went to tha local colege and dey was clearly losers who thot dey could punk on us cause we was still in high school. so dey tried to get into armando's house and tried tha fence in tha backyard to. dats when armando grabed tha fool punched tha face while ma otha homie took tha glases from tha other fool. dey deserve wat dey got. dey was tryin to get inside armando's house to fuck his shit up.
Jul 18 2006 4:29PM
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MitchPee
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Haha I remember dat Lil G...rememba when we gots out of the car and there wuz those 2 bitches and we was like yo have sex with us, and they did
Jul 18 2006 4:35PM
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Lil_G.
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yea homie cant stop tha Lil G game. i fuck any bitchez i want. fake money works wonders. dey strait up took 2 fake ass 50 bunk billz to get fuckd in dey ass.
Jul 18 2006 4:38PM
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Liam.
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let me get this straight
see im not black nor do i try to act like it...u paid a hooker to fuck you?
Jul 18 2006 4:46PM
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skiSU
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woke up next to one of my best friends prom date the day after prom.
Jul 18 2006 4:58PM
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Lil_G.
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any girl is a hooka if you got tha money
Jul 18 2006 4:58PM
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ski_cartel
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wow thats a stupid thing to say and what do you know about having money? i thought you were some kinda gangster............oh wait your a rich kid that lives off his daddys money

With that kinda attitude your never gona have a real relationship, your just gona be some sad 40 year old loser, but good news your half way there. Your allready the loser half 
Jul 18 2006 5:06PM
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awsomecoolguy
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you also made this picture
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Jul 18 2006 5:30PM
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Redstar
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Smoked crystal meth. Stupidest shit I've ever done in my entire life. Will NEVER do it again.
Jul 19 2006 12:20AM
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Andy-Fair
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bad idea........
Jul 19 2006 12:31AM
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CJHski
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got way to drunk, dad picked me up off the floor of this party, and someone drew a penis on my face ................................but everyone there said my dad thought it was funny so it dident matter
Jul 19 2006 12:37AM
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SiverMike
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We were at this party, a sick house with a pool, and everyone was absolutley trashed. People were climbing onto the roof anf jumping into the pool, crazy shit. So im up there, and the house is square and all the sides look the same, but you can still tell the front from the back where the pool was. Well, this drunk ass kid Eric goes on the roof and runs off doing a flip into the pool. he gets so excited, that he runs onto the roof again and without looking, accidentally runs off the wrong side of the roof, doing a flip, onto the kid whos having the party's dad's BMW... Funny shit ever, he had a broken collerbone a couple broken ribs and one fucked up arm. Party got broken up seeing as an ambulence had to come, but other than that it was sick.
Jul 19 2006 10:16AM
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strato144
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damnnnnnn man that is crazy..sucks to be that kid
Jul 19 2006 10:45AM
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skiwoj
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i havent done much stupid stuff at parties accept for last weekend i was completely gone and i asked a bunch of people if they thought i was a pirate because i was drinking rum
Jul 19 2006 12:34PM
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Lil_G.
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west side havoc will kill ya junior high crew
Jul 19 2006 12:39PM
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RastaSkier9
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Hahaha what a dumbass how can you not remeber where the pool is and where the front yard is
Jul 19 2006 1:23PM
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doritos
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Not the stupidest shit I've ever done, but I have a funny story about one of my best friends Eric from a couple months ago...

So we're at this party, and a very good female friend of mine, we'll call her Kate, tells me that she wants to hook up with this kid Eric, so... I find Eric, and tell him that if he plays it cool, he's got it made. Problem is, at this point, Eric is completely loaded, so of course, he fucks it up.

So we're all sitting around in this hot tub, everything seems to be going well... But there is this other chick there, we'll call her Hallie, who is really hot. Better, she didn't have a bathing suit, so she's wearing her underwear in this hot tub. She gets out of the water to grab another drink, Eric takes one look at her, turns to Kate and lets out this long, obnoxious "Daaaaaammmnnn". Needless to say, Kate left the pool and Eric went to bed alone.
Jul 19 2006 1:37PM
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freezed
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One of my friends started doing meth...long story short, he ended up trying to kidnap a 3 year old kid at an airport and almost got shot to death by police. He is now insane and schizophrenic.

Yeah, meth is pretty much bad news.
Jul 19 2006 1:48PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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^^^damn nucca
Jul 19 2006 1:49PM
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asac
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i shit on the coats.
Jul 19 2006 2:03PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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^lol i love dane cook.

but anyway. i havent done stupid shit but i can have fun and will often try to get others involved.

like i started a line of streaking at this one party a couple of years ago...that was pretty fun.

at a kegger in the west side of the city i made lots of foam in the kitchen to turn the party into a foam party. it actually worked...only we didnt take any foam into the living room because we didnt wanna damage the furniture so we stayed in the kitchen and on the deck and there was lots of foam it was a good time.

sometimes i like to bring megaphones to parties and yell the whole night. thats fun too.

oh and my buddy D started this thing that every party we go to we take a polaroid of random ppl and get them to autograph it. we have some pretty random poses.

oh yeah last year at my buddy's party i took a tobogan down his stairs and put a hole in his wall because the stairs are spiral ish and i thought that the tobogan would follow the steps but instead, at the turn it went straight into the wall. that was kinda dumb of me but i was not very sober.
Jul 19 2006 3:12PM
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potatofarmer
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bhahahahahahhahahaahhaaha. lil_g said skidadle
Jul 19 2006 3:22PM
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jizack
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if you brought a mega phone to my party and yelled all night i would kick your ass.
Jul 19 2006 3:53PM
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yellav
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snorted a shitload of caffeine pills my prom night. something like 10 over the course of an hour or 2 supposably. shit was verrrry bad news
Jul 19 2006 4:02PM
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SkiFakie614
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Carried a lady friend (not girlfriend, already got with her and we're just drinking partners now) out of the bar on my shoulder.

Her skirt fell off, her tube top fell down.

Long story short, I make it half a block before 6 Philly Police are interrogating me at 2:30 in the morning.

The details are funnier but I doubt people will even read the short version^.
Jul 19 2006 4:30PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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my friends parents left town for a bit so of course we threw a party. well i got super drunk and passed out in his parents bed before anyone else even thought about sleeping and they continued to party. a couple of them decided to go for a walk in town (with there alcohol). well the cops drove by them real slow and they thought they were busted so they ran..thats when the cops went after them. one of them got away but the other got caught and told them where the party was. the cops went to the party and emptied all the alcohol then left. when i woke up because of an earthquake i decided to go see who was still partying. everyone was in bed except my friend ben who was on the couch crying ebcause the cops said they were going to call his parents. i had a hard time believeing him when they told me what happened but laughed pretty hard when i found out in the morning it was true..and i slept through the whole fucken thing.
Jul 19 2006 4:43PM
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Mat.
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one time my friend said "fireworks" and then we proceeded to laughed for like 40 minutes straight, nooooooo idea why....and i will never be able to explain it.

theres a random story, not a wild story, or a stupid story, just random and pointless.


its still funny to this day.
Jul 19 2006 4:47PM
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garrett.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WWOW THAT IS FUCKING HILARIUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WEW THAT WAS FUNNNY, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jul 19 2006 5:18PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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i dont yell all night.
i pretty much used it to pick on ppl.

this one time i used it to point out that my friend sara had peed her pants laughing.
Jul 19 2006 5:44PM
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Mat.
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yeah it doesnt make sense to me either ul-lah-skuh_rida

thanks for bein an asshole though. :)
Jul 19 2006 6:14PM
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Charley.
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we were 5, all drunk, at the same time, opn a tramp. that was one of the funniest thing i ever did
Jul 19 2006 6:24PM
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montanan
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had a party at my place, some stupid fucker thought it would be funny to trash my house. he started to knock over furniture so i beat the living piss out of him and took him out to his car and i buckled him in. he called the police and i got charged with assult and every one there got an M.I.P.

just because some stupid fucker had no respect for my property
Jul 19 2006 10:02PM
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Thomson.
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If you guys can remember your stories, it wasn't a good enough party...
Jul 19 2006 10:12PM
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Elijah.
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Make the details damnit, thats the funniest story there. That would be so funny just to not realize what it must look like to everyone else.
Jul 19 2006 10:32PM
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