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Jon Hartmans Drunk Across America Tour

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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
"Send in photos of urban rails in your town, and Jon will pick his favorites. During the season, if he picks your rail, he will come down to your house, and go to hit the rail with you, all documented for a team update, plus he might bring on fellow jibij riders to some rails. Send all rail photos to team@jibij.com." Think about it, basically its free publicity for your urban sessions... and you get to watch hartman get drunk do urban rails and who knows what else in his tight pants... good stuff
Jul 17 2006 11:19PM
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aaron.ebner
Posts: 2868 - Karma: 61
there's nothing wrong with tight pants steeze. he just looks like shit on rails. but ok on jumps.
Jul 23 2006 12:38PM
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Tha_Grouch
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 14
^But he can slide like just about anything.. and has the knack for urban. Kid can also ollie anything or onto anything.. the drunken kid impresses me on a consistant basis.
Jul 23 2006 12:44PM
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CMF
Posts: 1918 - Karma: 16
theres a sixteen kink in my town that is just so sick, but one problem, i live 90 minutes away from the mountain. if hes smashed enough he wont mind the lack of snow
Jul 23 2006 1:13PM
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industry-insider
Posts: 56 - Karma: 13
you have to be fucking kidding me. i have never seen such a douchebag of a disgrace in my life and now he has his own 'tour'. Kiddies- make sure you don't submit any difficult rails as to embarras Jon, but make sure to show his ass up when he comes to hit them. Shouldn't be too hard, I see him ski all the time. Pure embarrasement.
Jul 23 2006 1:21PM
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aaron.ebner
Posts: 2868 - Karma: 61
hahah good call
Jul 23 2006 4:18PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
if you are from brighton MI and reading this, post the one behind the new shumakkers/champs.
Jul 23 2006 5:42PM
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chugLIFE
Posts: 4714 - Karma: 1,050
this guys an idiot he has NO idea what hes talking about
Jul 23 2006 6:44PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
Darkness brothers that hate on hartman he shall strike with vengance no ones hesh as he
Jul 23 2006 9:29PM
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Daniel.
Posts: 2068 - Karma: 12
haha i love you man
Jul 23 2006 9:33PM
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Terman
Posts: 736 - Karma: 46
We have 1 or 2 in northeastern, ohio.

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Jul 23 2006 10:37PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Holy shit man! It looks like you're going to invade the country or something.
Jul 23 2006 10:39PM
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Aclique_Clothing
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 19
^^^DAMN! thats a lot of rails u hav picked out!
Jul 23 2006 11:02PM
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Holte
Posts: 10740 - Karma: 7,816
hahahaha couldn't have been said better.
Jul 24 2006 3:25AM
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iskindiana
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 19
you guys kill it when it comes to urban.
Jul 24 2006 8:20AM
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aaron.ebner
Posts: 2868 - Karma: 61
funny...... nobody wants to give jon their urbans.
Jul 24 2006 12:13PM
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skiflake
Posts: 509 - Karma: -55
Get some poles, find a handrail bigger than 8 stairs and then you can talk shit.
Jul 24 2006 5:03PM
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marmite
Posts: 201 - Karma: 14
that is so effing rad.
Jul 24 2006 5:17PM
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aaron.ebner
Posts: 2868 - Karma: 61
said the boy with no pics of himself on here to prove his skills. plus those were my fist rails. and that same day i 270'd off a 15 and a 17.
Jul 24 2006 8:02PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
america i guess that doesnt mean canadian cities
Jul 25 2006 12:18AM
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Grimace.
Posts: 8345 - Karma: 25
north america=us and canada
Jul 25 2006 3:52AM
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papasteeze
Posts: 12055 - Karma: 913
This one, it was just built this spring. It's forgiving!

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Jul 25 2006 6:42AM
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papasteeze
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Jul 25 2006 6:43AM
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Tha_Grouch
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 14
here ya go jonnie. I have plenty more for you too. But the only way I'm telling you where they're at is if you wear a pirate costume when you hit them. haha.


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Aug 14 2006 5:38PM
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Skiing_Is_Fun
Posts: 1463 - Karma: 91
cool
Aug 14 2006 7:08PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,089
NIPPLES!!!!!!
Aug 14 2006 7:18PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
dont forget about mexico
Aug 14 2006 7:47PM
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4ReeL_
Posts: 3187 - Karma: 1,563
ya jon
Aug 14 2006 7:56PM
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