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Jon Hartmans Drunk Across America Tour

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mattwalker
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"Send in photos of urban rails in your town, and Jon will pick his favorites. During the season, if he picks your rail, he will come down to your house, and go to hit the rail with you, all documented for a team update, plus he might bring on fellow jibij riders to some rails. Send all rail photos to team@jibij.com." Think about it, basically its free publicity for your urban sessions... and you get to watch hartman get drunk do urban rails and who knows what else in his tight pants... good stuff
Jul 17 2006 11:19PM
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aaron.ebner
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sounds to me like he's too lazy to find his own urbans.
Jul 17 2006 11:21PM
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mattwalker
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he is... he already did the ones in boulder...

oops forgot his crazy picture

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Jul 17 2006 11:23PM
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D-40
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do we get to get drunk with him too
Jul 17 2006 11:24PM
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aaron.ebner
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well there is a great 33 kinker at edina high school in edina minnesota that he can go hit wasted. haha.
Jul 17 2006 11:32PM
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dlite!
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do we get paid
Jul 17 2006 11:33PM
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Billiards.
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Do I get money for helping some skinny ass drunk guy film a segment???
Jul 18 2006 12:00AM
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Billiards.
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and can I have a segment with him?
Jul 18 2006 12:00AM
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joshbryant
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It's actually more for the Jibij team updates. And you get to be in the updates. Honorary team rider.
Jul 18 2006 12:09AM
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the_zissou
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lame. come on guys. you can do better than that.
Jul 18 2006 12:26AM
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whiteout
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This is even gayer then when Plehouse asked people to send in pix of their local urban rails a few years ago. I think the whole fucking point is to NOT publicize your local urban spots so that you can continue to enjoy them. As soon as you start posting pix all over the place eveyone will go session them and they'll be nobbed before you know it. Moreover, why would you want some wanna be pro to come to your town and fuck himself up on your rails, aside ofcourse, from comedic value?
Jul 18 2006 2:09AM
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JBeas
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look like that got torn apart quick
Jul 18 2006 2:14AM
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3ski6guy0
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i thought i showed you a pic of that like 20 kink rail at my school josh. hit it up this winter
Jul 18 2006 2:17AM
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Sk3bUm
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don't mean to hate, but he has the worst style ever.
Jul 18 2006 2:20AM
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slice_of_mustard
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fag
Jul 18 2006 2:29AM
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N.Skinner
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yo i suck at rails...i know of a really sick one...could i get some free shit or something if he picked it?
Jul 18 2006 3:00AM
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dlite!
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ha ha so true
Jul 18 2006 3:15AM
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armxskier9
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yeah i have some great rails around my house, too bad i'm not good enough to be able to do them.
Jul 18 2006 10:19AM
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shradical
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why is it that kids will do anything these days for free shit. and i'm not being specific to this stupid contest. and who does jon hartman think he is? definitely not some awesome urban skier, or an awesome skier in any sense. anyway, tangent. back to my point. kids should have more self respect and not be such sell outs. yeah.
Jul 18 2006 11:12AM
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simmers
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Hey. That reminds me of my upcoming "Booters Across America" tour! Here's the deal: you go out to your favorite BC spot and build a booter. Take a picture of it and send it in to me for review -- make sure you don't hit it, or track up the landing! Then I will select my favorite ten BC booters and come to your spot and hit them! I might even bring some other sponsed riders to hit it with me! If you're the builder of one of the top ten booters, you get to come with and watch, and you can even hit it with me after the landing is tracked up.

Entries are limited to the first 350, so get out to those secret spots, start building those booters and get those photos in pronto. If you don't act now, you might miss out on this amazing opportunity to have something cool you found and developed become well known as something cool I found and developed! Whoopee!!!
Jul 18 2006 11:30AM
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D-40
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oh man you are going to love the bc booter up here in mn
Jul 18 2006 11:33AM
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N.Skinner
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Ok i agree with what you are getting at however....i suck at rails...i will never do this rail...so why not have someone come out and hit it up? Its sitting waiting to be hit but no one has hit it and im not planning on hitting it in the near future so why should i keep it a secret? BUT now that i think about it maybe i will send it to someone else......
Jul 18 2006 12:05PM
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Greenish
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i'll do it eh?
Jul 18 2006 12:15PM
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nothanks
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Simmers I got some sick spots for you!
Jul 18 2006 12:26PM
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Tha_Grouch
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I think its a funny and good idea... I don't understand the hate. I'm sure if your rail got picked you'd be stoked to get some shots on the team page... possibly some free swag... and maybe if you're lucky a few scenes in the next movie. The other contest was super gay, true... but this one will actually involve YOU! I know I will send in some photos... but I'm local so it probably doesn't count.
Jul 18 2006 12:48PM
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Static
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So how many times do you go back to the same urban rail?
Jul 18 2006 12:50PM
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aaron.ebner
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here's a rail for you to get drunk and hit.

edina high school, edina, mn
http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/videos/28671,454,354,455,211kinks.wmv
Jul 18 2006 2:03PM
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whiteout
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Every day after school bitch.
Jul 18 2006 2:09PM
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Tha_Grouch
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hahaha... impossible without r-blades.
Jul 18 2006 2:32PM
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wh@t
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nope t-heed could do that; no arm movement at all!

no i wont do this until hartman wears baggy oakley puffy 3.5 pants. period.
Jul 18 2006 2:38PM
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Bo-
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yeah you showed him...
Jul 18 2006 2:55PM
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aaron.ebner
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should he wear a rasta hat also cuz you know rasta is so cool and everyone should THINK they are rastafari.

SYKE.!
Jul 18 2006 2:58PM
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switchmisty
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not just rails- drops and ollies too anythign cool- thanks for the free publicity matt, who by the way will most likley make a stop with me. If you don't like me don't send in your rail but i will be bringing free swag to people chosen and if you are of age free beer too, thanks to PBR.

Jul 18 2006 5:44PM
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Eazy_Eags
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I was just thinking about this the other day. I have some cool ones in my town but im not nearly as good to hit them. Il try to get some picks
Jul 18 2006 5:49PM
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Layla
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that would be cool with a big name pro. but seriosly, who the hell is this guy?
Jul 18 2006 6:08PM
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boochronic13
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jibij team is mad steeze, hartman doesn't really fit in... he's not a bad skiier but christ those pants are lamest thing in skiing.
Jul 18 2006 6:26PM
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dlite!
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all over it
Jul 18 2006 6:53PM
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Static
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O so I assume your in the morning preschool session.
Jul 18 2006 7:16PM
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triebby
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hahaha, sounds fun, and potentially arrest inducing.
Jul 18 2006 7:23PM
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the_zissou
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tight pants does not = emo. especially if you're some dumb shit drunk like jon hartman.
Jul 18 2006 7:50PM
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Carter23
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no shit.
Jul 18 2006 7:57PM
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the_zissou
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i'm as emo as they come mother fucker!!! except for the wrist cutting shit, and the self induced pain. but give me all the whiney sad sorry sons of bitches complaining about their lives on cd and i'll listen to it and love it. maybe even cry to it...
Jul 18 2006 8:07PM
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SkierJulie
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haha. that was perfect.
Jul 18 2006 10:02PM
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aaron.ebner
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i heard this guy doesn't do anything over a dub kink and looks gay doing it.

true story....
Jul 19 2006 12:29AM
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levistewart
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haha haters all i hear in here is steez this steez that but no one can be an individual and be different because we must all inmatate one another sorry that jon's differnt
Jul 23 2006 11:35AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ha fuck that find your own damn urban rails. thats so lame, yet i bet itll work
Jul 23 2006 12:00PM
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skiierman
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I think this is a great idea! Honestly, for people like me who don't have others within a 40 minute drive to hit up urbans. All my friends I ride with don't want anything to do with urban rails but would rather just hit up the mountain. So having someone who would want to go out and set up an urban hit with you is very tempting and I would do it in a heart beat.
Jul 23 2006 12:35PM
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