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Mormans just came to my house...

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D-40
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and there coming back, what should i do when they get here
Jul 12 2006 2:09PM
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Liam.
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hahahahahah
Jul 12 2006 8:42PM
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juanborlando
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come out drinking a beer, and ask where to sign
Jul 12 2006 8:59PM
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canuck
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ITs true, you want to know about mormons ask a mormon, most are way chill and down to earth. Anybody who knows any mormons will tell you that.
Jul 12 2006 9:40PM
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jerad
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missouri? no shit...
Jul 12 2006 9:47PM
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Petey.
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i highly doubt i give a damn wat u think...yes ive read it..dont question me
Jul 12 2006 9:53PM
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sherpasrock
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yeah i dunno about mormons..but if jehova's witnesses ever come to your door just say your Catholic (even if you aren't). my cousin always gets them coming to his door and he swears by this. once you say that, they just either say something like "thanks for your time" and leave, or jsut straight up leave.
Jul 12 2006 9:56PM
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J.Bass
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alright man
Jul 12 2006 10:03PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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how about i question you then... howd you feel about the 55th chapter of alma? if youre such a scholar, name a few of the people that appear in the book... should be easy for someone who is as knowledgeable about the book as you...
Jul 12 2006 10:14PM
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LostCarKeys
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Spray them with the hose, it works with the Johavas Witnesses...
Jul 12 2006 10:16PM
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seemeski
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Some Jehovah witnesses came to my door when I was in 4th grade or something. I was home alone with my brother. They asked what I learned that day, I said nothing. They taught me something then said that I could tell my mom I learned something that day. Woohoo. I was scared out of my mind. 
Jul 12 2006 10:28PM
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SkiCrzy
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come to the door naked
Jul 12 2006 10:33PM
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MrPantyDropper
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with a boner.
Jul 12 2006 10:39PM
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PeterTosh
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The book "under the banner of heaven" by jon krakaur is a good description and history of mormonism from a non-buyist perspective for people really interested in the stuff martock-freestylist was saying, its a good read and written by the same author as into thin air. Be ready for some fucked up shit, freaky muslim shit, going on in our country if you pick it up.
Jul 12 2006 10:57PM
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Benzoate
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haha mormons
Jul 14 2006 5:20PM
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wh@t
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so fuckin funny!
Jul 14 2006 6:27PM
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wh@t
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mormons are all right im christian and i can co exist but the jehovahs witnesses are scary
Jul 14 2006 6:30PM
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Chris862
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thanks jon krakauer is a really good author im gonna read that...

on another not its non-biased
Jul 14 2006 6:33PM
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M+M
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they came to my house too

so we went to salt lake and looked at the morman church, then they asked us if we wanted to get there book, we said no but they forced us into recieving it.....a few weeks later 2 mormans are on our doorstep delivering their book by hand, it was pretty funny
Jul 14 2006 7:05PM
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chapz
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yes he is
Jul 14 2006 7:13PM
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Capt.Flannel
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offer them a drink over a nice conversation about polygomy.
Jul 14 2006 11:59PM
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Astomp
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well that is not a MORMON belief. that would be the jay dubs.
Jul 15 2006 2:40AM
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snowbird4life
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i dont hate the mormon church.

i dont hate all mormon people

but i sure do fucking hate a lot of them

and i live in Draper, Utah, so anyone who wants to tell me that i dont know them, or understand them might as well start licking my hairy ball sack right now.
Jul 15 2006 4:01AM
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Chris862
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yess. literally, if u dont live in utah, you dont understand how wack the peeps really are
Jul 15 2006 4:39AM
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Love_Wins.
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I've got a few friends who are mormons, they're nice like none other, but they have whacked out beliefs, as do the J-witness'....those guys are straight up out of thier minds. My friend who's mormon though told me that those two religions don't get along at all, and that people in her mormon church used to get together to toilet paper the houses of some jehovahs witness people, I thought it was pretty funny that they do that to each other. And that video was crazy, that dude got so pissed, I'd love to see someone like that tell me to get in my own house, might have to show him what's up, but he was provoked pretty good.
Jul 15 2006 5:13AM
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salomon097
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ha ha did anyone ever see that episode of south park with the mormons?
Jul 15 2006 10:04AM
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bigair182
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one time last year some jehova witness ladies came to our house and I answered the door and was nice to them and accepted their leaflets and thought that was that. But every Sunday they came back. My roomate is a religious study major and a Catholic and he debated them on their beliefs and he got them so confused and contradicting themselves that the following week they came back with like the one of the head guys of their church and still couldn't make a sound argument against my roomate
Jul 15 2006 10:27AM
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Schoening
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we have mormons show up at my door about once a year just to make sure my mom is doing alright hahaha. My mom USE to be mormon. Her parents were mormon so technically she was too....although she didn't agree with lots of it and she ended up not going to church ever since she got to college. but yea when the mormon guys come my dad loves it. haha he always talks to them about the most random shit ever. like last time im pretty sure he showed them our garden haha
Jul 15 2006 10:32AM
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prosnurfer
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my dad is morman, hes kinda lame, he also breaks alot of the rules
Jul 15 2006 11:15AM
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LeBlanc
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Wasnt there a south park where they made fun of mormans? And they mocked joseph smith or whatever?

Jul 15 2006 11:55AM
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