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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
i was skiing today, and i landed in the back seat, and my looks raped me up the ass. i hate it when that happens...



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Apr 6 2003 10:46PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
lol thats y i have salomon bindings


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Apr 6 2003 10:46PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
hahaha, not that it bothered u though, right?
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Apr 6 2003 10:46PM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
this is the second reason boner bindings suck...first is they're hella hard to put on in powder.

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Apr 6 2003 10:47PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
^o u like it, just admit it
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Apr 6 2003 10:57PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
oh man, i hate when that happens...or do i?


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Apr 6 2003 10:58PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
u when i land way to backseat it sucks even more... i got LOOK bindings...... OUCH


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Apr 6 2003 10:58PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
yeah...you guys called it... i dont mind



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Apr 6 2003 11:01PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
this is exactly why i'm putting tennis balls over the top of mine



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Apr 6 2003 11:05PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
good idea

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Apr 6 2003 11:07PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
i wanted to buy a dildo and stick it on there...i just wouldnt feel comfortable actually purchasing the damn thing.


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Apr 6 2003 11:07PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
it woouldn't be good enough those bitches realllly hurt
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Apr 6 2003 11:08PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
/\ you can fit a tenis ball up there? haha, just kidding.
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Apr 6 2003 11:08PM
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BigPerm
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
u know erich got extensions on his look bindings for when he gets lonely.
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Apr 6 2003 11:49PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Shit, taht happened to me oncec, but it juust scraped my thigh and i had this huge bruise for a week. It was funny shit.
Apr 7 2003 12:24AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
hahaha
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Apr 7 2003 1:45AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ive gotten my bindings right on the choda when i landed backseat,man that crushed my penile nerve



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Apr 7 2003 2:09AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
hospitilazation anyone?
Apr 7 2003 2:26AM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
yeah I have look bindings and they're sweet but they're also trouble. I call my right binding 'the violator' because it's gotten me good a few times.


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Apr 7 2003 2:58AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
A friend of mine ripped the crotch of her pants on the back of her bindings, I'm guessing it prolly hurt pretty bad too.

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Apr 7 2003 3:04AM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
the first day i skied wit look bindings that hapned to me, but hasnt ever since, and it hurts, espcially when it hits tail bone thing whateverit called
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Apr 7 2003 3:11AM
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Jammu
Posts: 1796 - Karma: 328
I bet girls love it.
Apr 7 2003 12:30PM
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Dallan!
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and i do to





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Apr 7 2003 12:39PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
i have an idea - how about you learn to ski and not land backseat?


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Apr 7 2003 12:55PM
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Saloman
Posts: 279 - Karma: 10
from now on, only talk about girls having instances with look bindings, its just weird when your a guy





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Apr 7 2003 1:02PM
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gambino500014
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i agree with mammoth punks... just dont land backseat.... since i started skiing i vowed to stop falling and i just dont fall anymore cuz i dont want to..
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Apr 7 2003 1:29PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
yeah, its not like i want to fall...i try not to, i just cant always control it



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Apr 7 2003 1:51PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
If you're not falling then you're probably not pushing yourself enough, regardless of your skill level. As for guys talking about it, maybe the ones who claim to enjoy it are a little questionable but the rest of us are just griping about it. I do much prefer the mental picture of it happening to chicks though.


'Marge, I've though of an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of travelling acrobats.'
Apr 7 2003 2:41PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
anyone notice that weezlezb said the exact same thing as freeze or whoever started the thread?? just made it sound like, he had the exact same thing and it was worse then the same thing, like, n oits worst when you land backseat nd i have LOOKS

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Apr 7 2003 4:05PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
i have salomon bindings and landed backseat on a 360 gone wrong. my tailbone thingy is now broken but i can ski with lots of pain
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Apr 7 2003 4:22PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
i had that happen, and it sucks. but they ae even more dangerous. i was hittin this huge hip, and doin zeros, air to fakies, ally oop 3s, all with tons of style. awasome session. anyway, went for a big air to fakie saftey, and when i was landing wy downhill ski released, and the big metal heelpiece caught me in the elbow. right on the corner, in the joint. i fell like 11 feet directly on my elbow on this thing. hurt like hell.






Lets go skiing
Apr 7 2003 5:51PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
yoru an idiot, haha. yea so i was out killin it this one day just tons of steeze just throwin down sickening tricks, everybody was puking it was badass, but yeah i took it up the ass from my binding. thats basically what i got out of your post.



fuk that
Apr 7 2003 6:13PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
one time my ass went down on my binding and I though it was bleeding.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Apr 7 2003 6:48PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
good for you


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Apr 7 2003 6:51PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
dude, you guys FALL???? you must all suck....just kidding. atomic bindings are good for falls like those.
Apr 7 2003 7:11PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
but shit for everything else



''And if you ever want to get a deal, why don't ya either OD on skill pills or steal my real to reel.
Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
Apr 7 2003 7:13PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
Haha, when my friend ripped her pants she was grabbing her crotch all the way down the hill I guess. While I was waiting for her at the bottom, I asked this lasdy if she has seen my friend, and the lady said she had but it looked liked she was having a lil fun...My friend said that it hurt so bad though, so don't think that girls would enjoy getting bindings shoved up there.

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Apr 7 2003 7:16PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
nah, she was probably a virgin and got her cherry busted...if it happened again im sure shed enjoy it.



''And if you ever want to get a deal, why don't ya either OD on skill pills or steal my real to reel.
Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
Apr 7 2003 7:18PM
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