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The REAL reason why Zidane headbutted

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Jamesl48
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The real reason why Zidane headbutted was to save Marco Materazzi's life. A sniping feline was going to assasinate Materazzi until Zidane intervened.
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other possible motives include that Materazzi had stolen Zidane's butterfinger bar.

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or that it wasn't even really Zidane at all!

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and here is the exclusive clip of materazzi's vengence

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Alexander_Keith
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lol these are great
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zylstra
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hahahahaha
what the fuck
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Apple
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ahaah the butter fingers one is brilliant!
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DYFI
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The Mc Hammer one made me laugh.
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skiierman
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Bahahhahhaha!
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JockinJLoads
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i love YTMNDs
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underflipped
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tahts so funny... hes such an idiot
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Edward.
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ahahahaha
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leckett1
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hahaahahha yes!
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Tulley.
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ya dude
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hk_
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Hahaa
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madtownfreestyle
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i say the only good one is the butterfinger one but that was an insane game
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[~_~]
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What the hell is a Zidane?
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SteezePatrol
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is alaska really that detatched from thje rest of the world
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[~_~]
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well apparently, because I have no idea why the shit theres like 20 threads on headbutting and something called a Zidane.
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Jake...
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world cup..


and ahahahaha.
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[~_~]
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what the hell is the world cup? skiing? did someone get headbutted on the race course??
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edmonton_skier
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I asume your being sarcastic. but if your not some french player headbutted some italian player during the world cup final his last name is zidan..
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SteezePatrol
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on sportsnet they showed a clip of how some brazilian sports station had hired some lip readers to decide what he said

apparently the italian said "your sister is a dirty prostitute"

twice.

then he got fucked up
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SteezePatrol
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you have 2500 posts

and there is no way he's serious the topic post has the video of him headbutting he guy like 40 times
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Ahmets_Brother
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i think he gave him a titty twister
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SteezePatrol
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Alpineslide
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Zidane is the fucking man no questions asked! If you think different i will headbutt you no questions asked!
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Jamesl48
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agreed
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Jamesl48
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MORE ZIDANE GIFs

Maybe Materazzi just tripped on his own
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....So, an italian guy walks into a bar
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It wasn't zidane at all, it was actually mario
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4-Front
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haha those are great too.
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james44
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hahaha
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futurespin
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Looks like the headbutt is the new big thing in Europe.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=js0vOgjBfD8
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[~_~]
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Im on dial up so all I get are red x's where these "video"s should be (im assuming they're GIFs) so I really had no idea this was soccer though...and headbutting is tight. go soccer!
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salomonskiier12
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where did u get those videos?
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timmi
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the first to images arent showing up and i really wanna see them!
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Jamesl48
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sorry about those first two, I linked it from someone else's imageshack. Here's one that I now am hosting myself:

Maybe Zidane headbutted because Materazzi stole his butterfinger?

[img]http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://www.imageshack.us/v_images.php[/img]
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Jamesl48
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Jamesl48
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and here's the other image that wasn't working, video footage showing how Zidane really saved Materazzi from a snipers bullet.

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Jamesl48
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I found them on a different off topic forum, http://www.pbnation.com/forumdisplay.php?f=68 if you're curious
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