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My bro's to do list before he dies
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1)Protect Rihanna from a pack of angry wolves
2)Become a world renowned hitman
3)Get a colonic
4)Drink rum from a Coconut (with a lime while singing "put the lime in the coconut")
5)Single parent a goldfish
6)Bite mike Tyson's ear
7)Become a famous freestyler rapper
8)win a pie eating contest
10)Get a tattoo of Chuck Norris and Samuel L. Jackson riding into the sunset on a liger(Amythical beast bred for its magical abilities)
11)Catch and consume a wild Turkey
12)get shot 10 times to beat 50 cents record
13)Find the Dark Sorceror's cave of Elderon.( to get mana boost)
14)Sciff Ammonia and beat the crap out of Sylvester Stallone
15)get a faux hawk (hair cut)
16)Slide tackle star Jones
17)Join film actors Guild (FAG, team america)
18)Sucker punch Gibbs (NCIS)
19)Speak fluently Ancient Chinese Greek
20)Find the "Gato" in the Amazon Rainforest and free slaves from Christopher Walken
21)Gain emotional strengh to watch March of the Penguins
22)Rival Dr. Phil for interstellar domination
23)Eat 100 Peeps
24)Bring the "nines" to the top (his gang)
25)Convince myself i am pregnant so i can lactate (inside joke)
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for the record, this is brians to do list not my older bro's
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i would be very scared of your brother if i were u. eat 100 people???? what the hell
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no peeps are those marshmellow things, shaped like birds, i guess its impossible to eat one hundred because when you eat them they expand in your stomac or something like that
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whats a colonic and a Sciff ?
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sorry type error, he wants to *sniff*
my older brother added that one, because brian farts alot, a colonic is when they put tube up your a-hole and flush everything out of your anus
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just spread them out over time and it would be easy. or does he plan on dying tomorrow?
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I'm surprised sex isn't on there.
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pauls brothers a pimp he doesnt need sex
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Brian's cool. He's would be cooler than paul but since he doesn't ski...paul is cooler.
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and whats a colonic? >??????
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i just told you upabove, its where they put a tube up your asshole and flush everything in your anus out, i guess its healthy for you,
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thats what i was thinking.
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i guess you have to drink liquid for a week before you get one,
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most people drink liquid. In fact, I drink liquid every day.
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no you panzie, you drink nothing but liquid so you don't have to take poops,
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I've never heard of someone drinking a solid.
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so if you had a cheeseburger you would have to blend it up?
thats kinda not good
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what are you talking about, you drink it so everything pass's out the front end and not the back
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^well then whats the point on paying them to flush you out when you can pretty much do it yourself.
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no you panzie, you drink nothing but liquid so you don't have to take poops,
^ It says quite clearly you drink nothing but liquid. You should have said "you consume nothing but liquid". I know what you were trying to say, but you frenchies seriously need to learn to speak.
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johnny knoxville got a colonic in jackass. it didnt look like it hurt him that much
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i don't think its hurts, maybe, jack osboarn or whatever got one in a-rush
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It's one of those things that people like Gavin would enjoy.
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Im gunna make a list
1. Read the entire mad libs thread in the NSG.
2.Become spiderman and save the world
3. Beat up Matt and take his skis
4 Read the phone book
5 Have a niggertalk battle with Lil_G
6 Finish this list.
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