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i need a persuasive essay on skiing. can anyone help me out?
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first of all, what is there to persuade?
poles/no poles?
freeskiing/racing?
pink and yellow and neon green one piece suits/jacket, pants hat?
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An essay on freeskiing vs racing
'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding freeskiing vs racing. Advancments in freeskiing vs racing can be linked to many areas. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, there are just not enough blues songs written about freeskiing vs racing. Inevitably freeskiing vs racing is often misunderstood by those most reliant on technology, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of freeskiing vs racing. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on freeskiing vs racing and its numerous 'industries'.
Social Factors
While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they borrowed much from freeskiing vs racing. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however freeskiing vs racing is quite good.
Recent thought on freeskiing vs racing has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees freeskiing vs racing, another may see monkeys playing tennis.
Economic Factors
Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to freeskiing vs racing. We will primarily be focusing on the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model of economics. Interest
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There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. It goes with out saying that interest will continue to follow freeskiing vs racing for the foreseeable future. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.
Political Factors
Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing chalk and cheese.
Take a moment to consider the words of a legend in their own life time, Odysseus H. Amster 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of freeskiing vs racing until he was well into his thirties. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then freeskiing vs racing makes a good case for being the icing.
One of the great ironies of this age is freeskiing vs racing. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Conclusion
To conclude, freeskiing vs racing is both a need and a want. It enlightens our daily lives, influences the influencers, and is a joy to behold.
I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Sigourney Spielberg: 'I love freeskiing vs racing? Yes! Hurray for freeskiing vs racing!' [3]
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[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records
[2] Amster - The Popular Vote - 2002 Worldwide Publishing
[3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books
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Also, here's an essay on cheating in school for when your teacher inevitably makes you write one after handing in the above.
An essay on cheating in school
The subject of cheating in school is a controversial issue. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of cheating in school. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that cheating in school is rarely given rational consideration by the aristocracy, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of cheating in school. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of cheating in school.
Social Factors
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of cheating in school to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. A society without cheating in school is like a society without knowledge, in that it raises the question 'why?'
When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - cheating in school is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.
Economic Factors
Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will begin by looking at the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, as is standard in this case. Market
Value
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Gold
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Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? My personal view is that the market value of gold has always depended upon cheating in school to a certain extent, but now more that ever. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.
Political Factors
Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.
In the words of the uncompromising Noah Bootlegger 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of cheating in school until he was well into his thirties. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.
Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion
We can say with certainty cheating in school plays a large part in the lives of all. It sings a new song, brought up a generation and it brings the best out in people.
The final say goes to the award winning Shania Lennon: 'My Daddy loved cheating in school and his Daddy loved cheating in school.' [3]
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[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD
[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books
[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group
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generic, fill-in-the-blank essays ftw!
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what kind of school do you go to?
that blows that youre still there unless its cause you failed then its youre own damn fault
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I had to do a persuasive essay once. I picked the first thing that came to mind, which just so happened to be helicopters. So my whole essay was on why we should screw cars and travel by helicopter
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how about you do an essay on a REAL topic.
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hahahahahhaahahha! dope shit brah. everyday skiing would be heli skiing.
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in gr 12 my english teacher (who happened to be the dopest teacher ever) was introducing us to compare/contrast essays, and he gave some examples on the board like apples vs oranges, guys vs girls, and oranges vs guys (as a joke). i didnt really feel like coming up with a real topic so i wrote my essay contrasting oranges and guys, and how they arent so different after all. needless to say i got a 90%
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im in summer school if i pass i can get my pass for this year completely covered
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