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I'm gonna start wearing a pillow strapped around my waist - stupid tailbone!!
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I'm pretty pissed off right now. yesterday I washed and oiled and you name it, did everything my mountain bike would be happy for, and went to bed so psycked to take it out today. and what do I do after like ten minutes on it?!? yeah, on this steep hill I go slamming right down to the ground in high speed landing on my tailbone on a stone and cutting my arms up. I look like a mess, my clothes look like I found them in a dumpster and worst of all, my tailbone is bruised. plus, the breaks somehow snapped in two so my bike is broken too. so there goes my summer.. only good thing about this is that it didn't happen in the winter so my ski season would be fucked too. oh crap
so who else has got some shitty injury during this summer?
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crashpads.com don't leave home with out em
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i think you had a little too much anal sex. leave the cock out of your ass for a day and the swelling should go down.
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dude, just because it sounds like you're obviously talking out of experience here, don't let your cock drag out all the shit with it and go jerking it off everywhere.
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This is one of the worst Bones you could bruise... oh shit, I had the same accident two weeks ago but thank god, the hit was not that hard, so I will go Biking allready next Weekend
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i take it you run cable brakes if they snaped,
the worst iv done on my bike is fuck up a 18 foot shore drop and brake my color bone.
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ahhaahaahahaha. that's freaking hilarious. people are going to see you shuffle your way around thinking you've been taking it in the ass wayyyyyy too rough. haaaaaahhahahaha
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but in all seriousness, i know what it's like to get a shitty injury that's more of a nuissence than anything. i cracked my collerbone skiing near the end of the season, and it was pretty rough because 2 weeks later, i got drunk, fell over a fence and rebroke it...... back to square one. and then another week or two later, i got drunk and bailed yet again. baaaaad news. each time, it split worse and worse, got to the point where it was almost healed, then i fucked myself over.
all i can say is let it heal, because starting back at square one is NOT cool
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When my friend Jordan just got his Kona we set up my flybox on my front lawn, (which is a hill) and told him to go down from my backyard (which is a bigger hill). Well he fly off the jump and landed 11 feet in front of it. We were all clapping because he had made it into the street and he looked like he was fine (mind you he is still going fast) Well I went over to my other friend who was taping it to watch again when I see Jordan wobbling and then falls. Its was funny because he just got up and when we asked him if he was okay he just layed down with his bike on the grass and laughed
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hahha lat got owned.
hahahaha
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that sucks, but i dont see why you think your whole summer is ruined.. you shuold heal eventually.
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