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Hot female skiers wanted??

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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
so i was bored on craigslist looking for jobs and i came across this..... $200 bucks a day?? what is this, a skier whore house??

http://denver.craigslist.org/mar/175144020.html

Hot Female Advn/Exprt Skiiers/Snowboarders wanted

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Date: 2006-06-24, 9:04PM MDT


Advanced to Expert Level Skiers and Snowboarders wanted. Extremely flexible scheduling and exceptional incentive pay. You must be female 21 to 35 years old in great physical shape with charming facial futures. Must have a broad general knowledge base, some formal college education, conversational, extremely personable, responsible, honest, and punctual and have a good sense of humor. Also must have reliable private winter transportation, and live within 2hrs of skiing. If you meet all of these parameters please email Shawna at shawna391982@yahoo.com. Please include resume, a short personal statement and three pictures of yourself.
Jul 7 2006 4:27PM
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freezed
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haha...weird.

do it.
Jul 7 2006 4:28PM
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lalalalaura
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"Please include resume, a short personal statement and three pictures of yourself. "

You should do it rachael, and make your personal statement like: "I'm a hot female skier, bitch."

That would be respectable.
Jul 7 2006 4:34PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
yea i bet its like an escort service but instead of going to dinner before sex, its skiing before sex.. lol
Jul 7 2006 4:36PM
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NGA
Posts: 1458 - Karma: 186
i work there, it is a whore house, but you just have to wear goggles while doing...business
Jul 7 2006 4:38PM
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TWoods
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If only I were a hot female skier...
Jul 7 2006 4:53PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
but that would be pretty sweet if u were just paid to ski with stangers..... without the prostitution of course....
Jul 7 2006 4:58PM
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meggers
Posts: 2094 - Karma: 70
yea that would be sick! too bad i dont live near there, i would do it if it was just skiing with people all day!
Jul 7 2006 5:00PM
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dozerr
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seems like its for reping their company or something. and they want hot girls so that they attract people
Jul 7 2006 5:01PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
well if that gets me 200 bucks a day, im in!
Jul 7 2006 5:04PM
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dozerr
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seriously, if i were a girl, i would def look into that
Jul 7 2006 5:10PM
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dozerr
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i also thought that the wfoskiandgear thing was part of the description. but i just realized that is your sig. so maybe it is something sketchy
Jul 7 2006 5:13PM
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boochronic13
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at my local hill i'm part am a "ski buddy" which pays 200 dollars for a whole day... you just ski with rich ppl who have no one to ski with and teach them as you go, kind of like an unoficial lesson... you don't really have to sex it but i've been tempted a time or two, lol
Jul 7 2006 6:34PM
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Kasanovah
Posts: 912 - Karma: 35
Im thinking of getting implants just to get that job LOL Why the hell was i not born a broad lol, work fuck all during summer and get mad cash to ski winter in ASPEN, wtf.

Jul 7 2006 6:38PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
wow, why havent i heard of this before?
Jul 7 2006 7:14PM
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kristie
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 214
$200 a day is beat, some escorts charge 10G.
Jul 7 2006 7:52PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
plus 21-35. I really dont know that many girls 21 or older that ski. Maybe im just not looking hard enough.
Jul 7 2006 8:01PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
hell i'd do it..but im not a girl so im not going to worry about it...u should though, that'd be cool
Jul 7 2006 8:09PM
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crooks
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hahahah at first i thought it said u had to be extremely flexible (for sex) and then i saw schedule after it
Jul 7 2006 8:29PM
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Kasanovah
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lol, i thought the same thing when i was reading it

Jul 9 2006 11:43AM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
so i got a reply.....

Thanks for your response to the advertisement for skiing related work. Here are a few details about the position.
You must be able to ski/ride all terrain at your local resort. You will be accompanying one to four clients at a location of their choosing and which is also accessible to you. You maybe requested to teach any level of skier or snowboarder, or you may only provide pointers on existing technique, or you may just ski and keep the client(s) company. The hours are extremely flexible and will change constantly. You may work only a “half-day” shift from 8am to noon once a week, to three “full-day, multi-client” shifts from 8am to 6pm per week. The pay will range widely from $200 - $1000 per day depending on your skiing/riding experience and level, business and sales skills, seniority and client base. The emphasis of the company is young, hot, fun ripen girls who want to have fun tarrin it up and getting paid to do so.
If you are still interested, we are currently hiring for several locations and would like to hear more about you. Please email us with a paragraph about yourself, life experiences, skiing or otherwise, as well as a few more pictures. Please send at least one of each: a facial shot, a modeling/beauty shot, a personality shot (anything you want which reflects something of interest about you.), and a skiing/riding action shot. All pictures are will be viewed by persons associated with the company only, and will not be copied/duplicated in any way. Thanks again for your inquiry. We look forward to hearing from you soon. Shawna Heffernan
Jul 9 2006 7:00PM
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TheWallaby
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^ ahahhah that's so legit, and funny. doooo iiiitttt!!
Jul 9 2006 7:55PM
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johanblaze
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if i was a chick i would be rediculously hot. i should apply anyways.
Jul 9 2006 7:59PM
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triebby
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im not gonna lie, that would be pretty awesome
Jul 9 2006 9:03PM
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MALONE
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sig
Jul 9 2006 9:27PM
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skiierman
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Damn, it sounds like a ski whore house. GO FOR IT! SKI ESCORT SERVICE!
Jul 9 2006 9:31PM
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720laxskier
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im a supporter
Jul 9 2006 11:03PM
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TWoods
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I would do that in a second if I was a chick... Shit... and if the guy was good looking you could mention that you do "happy ending"... what a way to end ski day.

Too bad I'm not a chick. Or gay.
Jul 9 2006 11:33PM
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nothanks
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"no -- Reposting this message elsewhere is NOT OK"


Jul 10 2006 12:28AM
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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 73
yeah bud, gonna have a hard to convincing people of your straightness with that one
Jul 10 2006 12:48AM
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Tha_Grouch
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But do you fit the age requirement?
Jul 10 2006 2:31AM
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beezey
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pshh if i was 21, i would do it that 200 fuckin dollars a day
Jul 10 2006 2:49AM
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papasteeze
Posts: 12055 - Karma: 913
Mountain Ambassador or escort. you choose :)
Jul 10 2006 5:56AM
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D_Mezz
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haha your icon is the backstreet boys...
Jul 10 2006 10:33AM
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meggers
Posts: 2094 - Karma: 70
im 21....and im a girl....im almost 22 actually and been skiing since i was 4
Jul 10 2006 1:16PM
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Peter.
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for your modeling shot put something in your pants that makes it look like you have a huge bonor
Jul 10 2006 3:33PM
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Kasanovah
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LOL
Jul 10 2006 4:08PM
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robbieA
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i love how it says ripend girls
Jul 10 2006 4:15PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
ok- so for shits and giggles, i applied and I guess i'm one of the thousands of applicants choosen!(yea right)
What is kinda sketch is when she says: "however I am unable to disclose the details of the operation to you at this time." does that mean its an escort service??? what the hell

Dear Rachael;

Thanks for your continued interest to the skiing position. Although this is a start-up company and this coming winter will be our first year in operation, I am confident that we will be successful in meeting the company’s projections. As the founder of HottieRippers LLC., I would like to congratulate you on being chosen out of many applicants, to interview for a position with HottieRippers. The company promises to be a fun and profitable opportunity for all contacted, however I am unable to disclose the details of the operation to you at this time. If you are still interested in working for a hip, young, company offering numerous benefits, I will mail you a copy of the companies Non-Disclosure and Non-Competition Agreements for you to sign. What makes this company such a great opportunity for all involved are those ideas protected under federal intellectual property rights and thus these agreements are extremely necessary for me and for the success of the company. After you have signed these agreements we may speak in greater detail and you will be invited to interview for a position. My team and I will be interviewing in your area in October. Should you be offered a position with HottieRippers, you will be required to file as an independent contractor with the state, and attend a three day long regional team meeting. This meeting will bring together all the other new HottieRippers in your area to: firstly; celebrate and socialize, secondly; discuss the position in detail and complete all paperwork, and thirdly; but most fun, have our first individual and group photo shoots. So, if you want to make great money skiing and just being yourself, then please email your acceptance response, including all contact information, to shawna391982@yahoo.com and we will contact you further.

Congratulations Again!

PS - please also send me a copy of your resume and let me know where you would like to relocate in december (any major resort town is fine)
Jul 10 2006 7:31PM
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papasteeze
Posts: 12055 - Karma: 913
hahahaha porno shoot!! casting couch and all of that. that bacon guy is probably behind this.
Jul 10 2006 7:46PM
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AOTEAROA
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DO it.Sell yourself out.Fuck that.
Jul 10 2006 7:49PM
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robbieA
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and now making a special appearance on www.firsttimeauditions.com,
RACHEAL!
Jul 10 2006 8:03PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
haha..... groooosss!! i would never take my clothes off for any kind of money
Jul 10 2006 8:18PM
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TheWallaby
Posts: 297 - Karma: 16
ahahah, this cracks me up. skiwhoring; who'da thunk?
Jul 10 2006 8:27PM
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KillerMonkey
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so where do i sign up to get one of these hot bitches to ski with me all day and then have sex. How much do you think it will cost
Jul 10 2006 8:43PM
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NWFlow
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I read in a skiing magazine last year about a former proffessional skier who started up a prostitution business in vancouver/whistler. Maybe he's expanding....
Jul 10 2006 11:02PM
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ThaLorax
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I would say sounds cool but what kind of proffessional company has so many spelling errors in a serious email like that. Plus, it sounds sketchy as fuckkkk... I say its not Shawna, its Shawn A... and he's a rapist.
Jul 10 2006 11:28PM
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danielmonie
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i rekon you should do it! mabie not whore yourself out but at least find out more about it, i think it would be a sales rep kinda thing where you would get paid on commission so if you can sell shit then go for it.
Jul 10 2006 11:56PM
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Literature
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Hell, I would pay to ski with hot women when I went places, they would just need to keep up.
Jul 11 2006 12:42AM
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cork13
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hahahahah. i do ski with stangers and get paid for it, its called instructing...also without the prostitution.


go for it? could be a sick job, or it could be some scam.
theres only one way to find out
Jul 11 2006 12:43AM
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SteezePatrol
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hey racheal575 should try out for thi-....oh wait, nm.

HOT female skiers wanted.
Jul 11 2006 2:59AM
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