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whats the worst thing you've ever done in school. mine is getting a handjob on a field trip from 2 girls. it was on a ski trip. the vice principal almost had a heartattack when i got busted for it...2 months later
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why did you get busted two months later?
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Yeah, how'd it happen two months after the fact?
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no shit at all. a friend of the two girls was there at the time. she told her mom 2 months later cuz her mom had 'heard a rumor' and her mom told the vice principal. it fucking sucked
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yep, but mine is some stupid girls thought i threatened them, off school grounds, but it was really a joke, so they told the school rent a cop about a month later and i got fucked over
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today this kid came to school drunk, and didn't go to his first class and just ran around the school, then a whole bunch of teachers started looking for him. He spent a few hours running from teachers, then he started running away from school, and then the cops started looking for him.
But as for me, in 2nd grade i peed in the sink and i thought it was funny so i started telling everyone. When the principal found out he didn't think it was funny
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i pissed under one of those slide things with the bars in the back (the ones with the two sets of stairs and you can go underneith it for shade...) this chick caught me and told the teacher but i denied it.
i've done some stupid shit in school (put about 2000 'the ski shack' - old ski website - stickers all over the school, skipped a bunch of class's - and i mean a bunch, and skipped whole days... set off fire crackers in the halls, broke shit...)
i'd say the worst would be telling off my principal. she was on a nazi rampage one day and sent me to the office for lying down on one of the bench's during my spare. she said it made the school look unprofessional for a student to be lying down and not studying or some shit like that, so i bitched at her than walked out of the school. about 15min before she sent me to the office she yelled at this other dude for coming to school in sandles and for having is shirt roled up...
my school was a bunch of bullshit - FUCK Stayner Collegiate!
Darryl Hunt
'if you're going to smoke pot - don't do it in your car...' pig's last words to us when he pulled us over.
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i was on a ski trip with ski club and at the end some kid got hurt so we had to wait and all the teachers were outside somewheres else and i threw a gummy bear out of the bus window and it hit a truck..brand new dodge ram..the guy was pretty big ans smoking a cigar came on the bus at tried to bitch at me..i told him it was me and he left...then the guy in charge found out after and came on and asked who threw the penny..i said it was a gummy bear and it was me...problem i have..i cant stop taking the blame for shit i do myself..and he told my i cant do ski club for that high school ever again and dont expect to play soccer anymore either..seeing as how he's also my soccer coach...anyone else think he can give that punishment? i dont think so
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
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The same thing kinda happened to our golf team. We were coming back from a golf trip and we were bored so we were just throwing shit out like food. Then we started dropping golf balls out the window and watching them bounce. Then when we got a little closer to home we started throwing food at passing cars and semis. And i guess we hit some truck windsheilds so the trucks radioed to this road construction stop place and when our bus got there, our coach came back and was like,'You guys are fucking idiots.' They were claiming that we broke there windshields and the once we got back to our school they had to call the high patrol, and the nearest one lived like an hour away. So we were all at our school on a tuesday night untill midnight. It was gay to because it was sept. 11, 2001. It turned out no windshields were broken and two kids got $250 littering tickets.
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i hate assholes..but its okay if im one
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
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'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
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In our grade 7 trip to the ontario science centre i threw a bag of grapes out the bus window and hit a unmarked cruiser... they pulled us over and came on the bus. They didn't know who did it though so everyone just got a lecture
'Coach, I think I broke my dick.'
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i beat a kid with a paddle for a old tradition then got charged with assault with a deadly weapon. that sucked
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(at college, and recently)
caught by security going down on the naked girl in the backseat of my golf. written up for lewd conduct.
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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
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a few days ago we were on the bus. some fagget starts opening the windows even though it was like 30 degrees, then he sat down right next to me. He pulls a cigarette out of his bag and start smoking it on the bus, while it was moving. As soon as my bus driver smelt it she freaked out and slammed on the brakes. She came back to us and was like 'WHO IS SMOKING' This kid pointed to me, and I got kicked off the bus and was supposed to get a week OSS. Anyways some other kids knew the truth and saved me, and this kid got in really deep shit for lying
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and once we found a big 2 gallon thing of bleach at the bus garage and some little kid who was with us (like 10 years old) started dumping it all over everything and ruining everything. The old peoplke across the street called the cops and I managed to get away but some other kids got like 2 weeks OSS and a lot of probation
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why did u get busted for geting a sorry 2 handjobs?
do u live in the biblebelt
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i got busted for a few reasons
A)i was in 7th grade
B)the teachers hate me cuz im really smart but a total underachiever and they try to get me busted all the time
C)my school is full of right wingers who think sexual harrassment is the most awful sin ever even though there was no harrassment whatsoever
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a few weeks ago i got in trouble for calling someone gay....it was first period chorus we were talking about some kid who just got busted with pot and i said josh ryder is gay GAY! bwahahahaha! and i got in trouble the teacher took me in the hall and started talking about it and i started laughing..it was funny to me..and funny because we had 3 drug busts in school that day
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
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'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
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i was lucky: grade 9, quebec city, city is seperated in two 'parts' by a cliff, 'basse-ville' and 'haute-ville', and my school was,(well still is) on the side of that cliff, and went about seven times throwing snow and ice balls to cars from the park in front of our school, and got caught once... principal said they had had about 10 complaints and that we were lucky to get away with nothing, it was actually because we had no 'record' that they knew of. Funny thing, we actually hit a guy once, he fell to the ground clutching his stomach, and we actually thought it was funny... man i was stupid then
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This one time, i was throwing snow with a friend at cars, and we didnt even hit this one car, but the snowball sped past the headlights so they saw. Then, they screeched to a stop and got out and started yelling curses at us, so we sprinted up this hill and went home. If they caught us we would have been so screwed
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O yea this other time, we took one of those laminated science posters, and put it in the back of a urinal, and everyone pissed on it. Then, at the end of the day the janitors found it, and never knew who it was.
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thats hardcore......pissin on plastic coated paper
'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
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We had a supply teacher in grade 8 and i was playing with a lighter. I lit a piece of paper on fire...and then panicked. I scrunched it up and threw it in a desk. About 5 minutes later, smoke starts to pour out of the desk. The supple teacher really didnt care. I put it out and threw it away. Then..later that day..i go down to an assembly with my school. The principle walks in the door, points at me and signallesd me to come with him. It turned out some bitch in my class had went an told the office that i had started a fire and that she was alergic to smoke. So..then im suspended for 30 days. Yeah..really sucked.
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a kid that graduated last year got a 2 day suspension for whipping it out in the library at our school. i think he was banned from the library too
i ride a 153 cuz im tiny, not cuz im gay. next year im getting a 165 or 169
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30 days? that's fucked up dude... most days anyone i know got is 20... 30 days is almost enough to make you loose your credits for that simester... i doubt your 30 day suspention
Darryl Hunt
'if you're going to smoke pot - don't do it in your car...' pig's last words to us when he pulled us over.
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my friend was suspened for 3 for mooning a fat kid in the locker room..he was charged with sexual harassment i think...and my friend was definately a boy so does that mean the fat kid is gay...but its great i still make fun of him
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
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'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
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dude, my friend mooned me and a couple of my other friends in the locker room and the gym teacher was right there. he just laughed
i ride a 153 cuz im tiny, not cuz im gay. next year im getting a 165 or 169
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the gym teacher wasnt there but probably wouldve laughed..hes my track coach too this yr again and you cant skip any practices..and my friend was gonna skip one night last week because he had courtside seats for the syracuse and oklahoma games and stuff in albany..the coach called him a lucker bastard and thats it...but the kid was fat and stupid...if knock a book of his on the floor he'll report you
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
Viva la resistance!
'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
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I got in a fight with another kid in 7th grade and we ended up stabbing each other with mechanical pencils, like 1-2'' deep in some places, I cut a shoulder tendon of his and I just had some nasty holes, and we both had to get tetnis shots. But, we didn't even get a suspension, just a one day inschool detention.
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no credits mr darryl. It was elementary school
i checked..it was 25 days, plus weekends and such :)
-Mike
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I got slamed and held up against a wall in about Grade 10 by my gym teacher. Guy must be about 60, but he's a fucking rock. I thought it would be fun to try and tackle his legs, and bring him down, but he barely budged, then he's holding me by my neck about a foot off the ground. Real fun. Didn't get me in trouble with 'Flex', our V.P. though so it wasn't too bad.
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my gym teacher is so fucking old i used to have him in intermediate school now i have him in high school...my mom and my aunts and uncles are like all 40 to about 53 and they all had him in high school
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
Viva la resistance!
'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
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I got a 20 day suspension for trying to do blades in shop class.. that was kinda funny. Also I threw a popcan at our old vice principal and got a 3 day suspension.
'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge
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One day when it was snowing I filled my pockets with snow and went into the computer lab, and we had a snowball fight in there. Unfortunatly one snowball hit a computer and got inside and it shorted out. I had to pay for a new computer and got suspended for 2 days
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in 8th grade i got suspended for 5 days fordrooping a girl in gym.....it was kinda funny, but her parents were threatining to charge me sexual harassment, which woulda sucked. but they didn't call the police
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drooping?
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
Viva la resistance!
'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
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wait a minute tak, your gym teacher was holding you by the neck and you were worried that YOU would get in trouble? and yeah what the hell is drooping?
THis ond day i was at the river and i found like 10 golf balls from the golf course across the street. so i went to the golf course and hid in the bushes. when someone teed off I threw all the golf balls at them and at their ball. He got pretty mad so i left and started walking down the road with my friend. After about 5 minutes i turned around and saw this fatass golfer sprinting after us, so i jumped in the river and hid until he disapperaed
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haha like jackass, only with golfballs
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this wasnt at school, and we never got caught, but last year me and my friend two friends set up a jump at the local golf course. we got bored of hitting it so we decided to throw snowballs at the cars driving by on the road (the road was right near teh jump and there was a small road leading from the main road to the clubhouse. so we hit a bunch of cars, but this one guy, who was a foreigner and was being a homo, decide to stop and try to fight me and my friends. so one of my friends starts running(hes a pussy). i confronted this foreigner to fight cause im cocky and he was a pussy ass gino foreigner. i got him on the ground countless times, yet he still got back up (i was 14 adn this guy was atleast 25). so finally the foreigner gets me down on the ground and my friend got scared and clubbed the guy in the back with my pole. then we punched/kicked him and he ran and got in his car and drive off (no joke). so we fled as fast as we could before the pigs came. we never got in any shit. p.s. this is no lie.
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jeez, i don't get in much trouble at school, beause i have an innocent profile...prolly the most trouble i was in was trying to throw a pencil so it stuck in the ceiling, and refused to stp when the teacher said to, sent to the office where the secretary and a Bus driver were talking, and they didn't even punish me, we just talked.....yep easy road for me
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what is drooping? and if that last story about the beathing the shit out of a guy is true....that story takes the cake for this forum
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i tried throwing those fatass pens into the cieling and i blamed it my friend who snowboards and he got in trouble..i didnt because she said if i do a get out of detention dance i could go...he wouldnt do it tho..what a maroon
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
Viva la resistance!
'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
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This is nowhere near the worst thing I did in school, but it's kinda funny looking back at it.
* In grade 8 P.E. I was a pretty rough kid, and by the end of the year,these are the injuries I inflicted on guys in my class:
-I broke one guy's leg floor hockey
-broke this dude's arm European handball
-I broke another guy's wrist floor hockey
-I body checked this other dude into these fold-up bleachers,cracked 2 of his ribs,he crumpled to the floor, then someone hit me and I tripped backwards and landed right on the guy's head and he was face down on the hardwood floor.Poor guy, broken nose ,3 teeth smashed out,2 cracked ribs.
floor hockey
-I broke another dudes collarbone rugby
-this one guy,I hit so hard, he had a 5 minute seisure.It was fuckin'scary.
Thats it......{oh yeah,the guy whose ribs,nose,teeth I broke, the summer before that school year,he had smashed out all of his teeth on the crossbar of a BMX, it was really serious,and he had just finished all the dental surgery+ repair work afew months prior to me knocking his teeth out.}
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In Junior High during Home Ec. The teacher was a real bitch. So the guys in the class decided not to wash the dishes from cooking. Instead they just threw them out the window. Ha Ha... school systems here arn't that hard core.
Another thing that got done a lot was fire crackers in the hall ways. It was like a war zone.
Then another time after break there was a door locked to get into the school. And a one guy just really wanted to get to class. So he ripped the door open. The Janitor wasn't to pleased about that.
And this all happenes at my old Junior High School.
'Pipe Is Nice'
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alright worst thing in school i've done was hand jobs in my finals.....i also had some class where this girlw ould spank my shit like every day.,....but for some reason shit jsut liked to get it sprung then would make it go down then do it again....i dunno that was weird........none the less on the disipline side...i got the boot from high school, put in court for not going to school when i was young and fucking multipul senpension for anything you can name.......i sucked at school.
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hahaha..that bicth
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
Viva la resistance!
'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
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flexmacman, u seem pretty phisyical/dangerous when it comes to playing sports...
hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?
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one time my friend and I were waiting for the bus on a ski trip so we built a little jump onto a bench in our school courtyard and started grinding it. Unfortunately it was outside our Vice Principals window and he yelled at us. It wasnt bad but it was pretty cool.
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
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