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Cure for the poison ivy itch!
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So I've done this in the shower and it seems to work for the itch from poison ivy. What you do is take really hot water from your sink (the hottest you can get it) and pour it over the area of the poison ivy. It hurts like fucking hell but after you do it, no itch at all. Even after a few hours I still have no itching in the poison ivy where I poured the hot water over.
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what if it's on your weiner? (not saying I have it there) One time, my bro touched a poison ivy leaf, and without knowing he touched he, he grabbed his balls a little later, and voila, Nut Ivy.
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Yeah that happened to me last year. No joke, I used a poison ivy leaf as toilet paper on a bike ride. It was the worst experience ever. If you got it on touchy areas, just use Dumboro.
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what happens if you get it on your penis? then your hooped.
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ya one time i had it then i was itchying down there and then i was all like ooo shiiit i think i got poisen ivy on my dick girls will thinks its all gross and herpes and shit so i jumped in the shower
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poison ivy (and nettles) don't bother me. It's cool. About 5% of people don't react to poison ivy.
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yea i dont get bothered by poisen ivy, but i was told that putting duct tape over it and ripping it off takes away the itch
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There's stuff that dries it out too. It's kinda badass. After a couple of days, the welts just kind of peel off.
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i had it in my eyes last week, worst thing ever, they swelled up and i couldnt see a thing.
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funny, because i've found that icing various itches and skin irritations really helps
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wow that sucks i pretty much dont get the "inch" sav style
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am i uncool cuz i've never had poison ivy on my dick.
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aaron i havent either so are we both not cool
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Since it hasn't been done yet, I think I will take it upon myself to be the NS Douche that says:
"Non-Ski Gabber"
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I remember a thread about this very same thing, and everyone said hot water worked, and i tried it, and it did.
although I had to trek off the trail into the bush to find some poison ivy to rub on myself...WAIT, no, maybe this was mosquito bites?
someone remember for me
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ive never gotten the ivy or the oak... but nettles/ chiggers are the worst thing ever
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no lie, dawn dish detergent kills it. was the area 3 times a day for 4 days. it should be gone. it worked for me
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just burn it with isoprophyl alchol it works
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oat bath.
and they have this new shit out for poison ivy and stops the itch and heals faster.
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i got some shit that was 40$ for this little tube and it made it stop itching and dried it up in like 2 days.
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hahhahh i'd never try that
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Does that work for bug bited because I have a fuck load of them all over my body. I had the smart idea to lay in a hammock at 1 in the morning right after comming out of the hot tub.
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im just getting over a batch of poison ivy. had it all over the top of my hand/fingers,around my eyes, behind my ear, and i still have a bunch of little outbreaks scattered around my stomach/legs. its the most annoying thing on earth. as for curing it, the steroid meds seem to really help, raighli or whatever its called, steroid cream for like skin or acne conditions all seem to help. and hot water just makes it ich a million times worse for me. cold does wonders thou
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i did the same thing but i got it on my ass. it was reallly bad but i used it to moon the ice cream man
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i hear if you scratch it a lot its supposed to help
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If your wang itches like that, it aint poison ivy gents.
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I thought you were gunan say something cool like.... sex... not scoulding yourself with hot water haha
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i dont get poison ivy. i romped through a mile long field of the shit without knowing it, then on my way back i figured out what it was. I never got itchy or outbreaks of like the welts and shit at all.
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