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Yeah so I just looked back at my health papers from last year...
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I found them in my closet when i was cleaning it out and it brought back some pretty messed up memories. When I was flipping through the pages I saw my perfectly drawn penis and vagina, along with the note next to it that said "Needs more effort for an A". Our teacher had a drawing contest and the best penis got to replace a test grade with a 100, along with the best vagina. We also had the class vote for them ,and one kid drew his "life size" and it was like 3 inches long and he drew the veins and everything it was hilarious and the teacher gave him a bad grade for "not labeling the vas deferens correctly" we also all though our health teacher was gay because he hung the best penises on the wall but not the vaginas, then we found out his wife was pregnant so we were proven wrong. Aww man I miss the discussions we had in that class too. Some questions asked were "If I stick my penis in my dogs rectum, will I get AIDS?" along with "If a girl has sex with more than one man, is she considered a whore?" this question was quickly followed byt a prompt "NO!" by a girl sitting in the back of the room and for the rest of the year people had a betting game as to how many guys she had slept with. I miss health class and school next year will never be the same without it. Anyone else have some awesome health class stories?
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my health teacher was a creeper who hit on grade little girls
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u spent way too much time typing this so i'll just leave you a comment to let you know i read the last line.....
jk i read most of it....
or did i....
i read like every 4 lines.
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Why do you even post that?
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haha dude thats halarious. I never had to draw penis's. Your teacher sounds like a huge creeper.
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We didn't have any drawing contests, but we had some really funny question box questions.
Is it normal to have vegetation growing on my genitals?
How much is too much masturbation?
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ahaha Question Boxes were the best for sure.
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i remember in ninth grade health we had the gym teacher Ms. Neil who, for want of a better term, was the biggest softball dyke ever. Any way, one day she brought in this tupperware box full of like, products for us to play with. There was a bottle of astro-glide anal lube, a take-apart model of a vagina, a wooden dildo (that had the words "Woody Made in Taiwan" engraved on the bottom) and a separate huge box of condoms. Everybody just ripped open mad condoms and like, shot em at each toher and stuff. The room was literally covered in condoms. I fit one on my head like a hat, and then pumped my arms in the air like a kid who just won a medal at the special olympics. Then the condom broke and got stuck in my hair.
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ahahahahhahahaah that is too funny/ weird as hell.
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i remember in the health class i took in 7th grade, i was the only person to get a perfect score labeling and defining the male and female reproductive parts. i think there was even a bonus i got right, booyah
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I was the immature kid who would crack up when the teacher said "anal sex"
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my health teacher was a champion female body builder who told us how her boyfriend did coke and raped her...she had issues
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hahaha well my heath class was with a fat teacher who had never gotten aany in her life teaching it....nothing too funny but thats my health class for u
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Fuck I wish I had health class...... what's a penis?
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my favorite health discussion was this random kid who never talks jsut blurts out in the middle of class ina complete serious voice and syas " why dont we jsut kill every1 wiht aids?" then he sat down adn every1 jsut stared at him and he jsut gave us all a wierd look
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Actually its true we should kill everyone with aids.
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The same kid that said "kissing is big highschooler stuff" in my health class, asked when HE was going to get his first period. Very funny.
and yes,it was a dude. he was being totally serious too.
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We had some purple haired planned-parenthood lady speak for out health class once. She was nuts. At the end of her speech on how "vaginas are like cute little sanitary ovens" she handed out flavored condoms and mints. At that point i firmly resolved never to eat mints from a lady who wanted to give you flavored condoms.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE COITUS?
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we watched a video of an erection and somebody asked why did the penis grow. the teachers response "becase somebody watered it" lol
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Yeah, we had the kid who never talked ask What the dangly things were behind his dick. He was the same kid who when asked if he liked girls (this was grade 8) said he wasn't old enough.
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hey i know a kid that refuses to go into hooters...
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haha i kinda refuse to go into hooters, but thats just because i think the food is disgustingly terrible
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Penis game with the Teen Pregancy Board in our class (some were younger than us...)
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