Funyuns

dear funyuns:

It is almost 4 at night i cant get to bed, and for some reaosn i cannot stop eating you. This is horrible. I dont even like funyuns.Funyuns are not even fun at all, in fact they are probbaly the least fun snack food. People always think they want some funyuns and then when they embark on their journey of funyun, they are dissapointed. My breath smells liek onion. IN fact if you braight funyun to a party everyone else wopuld stop havign fun too because everyones breath would just smell bad. IT hurts my mouth too. My mouth hurts of funyun. not fun. They are hard to eat and make my fingers uncomfortaly sticky. NOT COOL FUNYUNS, NOT FUN NOT COOL, THE END, I HATE YOU, GET OUT OF MY LIFE. YOU ARE LIVING A LIE FUNYUNS!!!!, YOUR YELLOW AND NEON BAG WITH THE NAME FUNYUN SUGGESTS A FUN TIME WICH YOU CANNOT DELIVER, I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF, GOODBYE.


- thomas