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Dr phil random quote generator
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You don't need gonorrhea to poop on a cracker.
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hmmm...
"You don't need athlete's foot to be a dick."
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You don't need gonorrhea to do the Hustle.
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You don't need a badger to steal your neighbor's porn.
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You don't need stain-resistant pants to run out into traffic.
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You don't need stain resistant pants to blow my mind.
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You don't need shit for brains to touch yourself and giggle.
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You don't need to think clearly to steal a car and go to Missouri.
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You don't need parmesan cheese to wash your neck.
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That thing SUCKS, not funny
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"You don't need to think clearly to dare to be stupid."
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You don't need a bear trap to throw up in Tijuana.
You don't need a major in Philosophy to get drunk and pass out.
You don't need a pack of wild horses to laminate your shirt.
You don't need tight-fitting pants to treat yourself to a tasty shake.
You don't need husky pants to slap a cop.
You don't need athlete's foot to put salt on your Froot Loops.
You don't need a wing and a prayer to buy a stairway to heaven.
You don't need gonorrhea to enjoy my shiny bald head.
You don't need help to fall in love with an asshole
You don't need a lesson in astrophysics to shock the monkey.
You don't need feelings to fondle a stranger.
You don't need lesions on your knees to tickle a gypsy.
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ebaums world has like a bunch of different ones
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You don't need a nagging mother-in-law to fondle a stranger.
You don't need feelings to steal a car and go to Missouri.
You don't need a spice rack to steal a car and go to Missouri.
You don't need a Frisbee to touch yourself and giggle.
You don't need bad manners to jerk off in a karaoke bar.
You don't need tight-fitting pants to waste time at the Mangy Forum.
You don't need athlete's foot to wax your elbows.
You don't need a pack of wild horses to ignore me completely.
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You don't need a spice rack to kiss a Quaker.
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You don't need pepper spray to get all up in somebody's grill, yo.
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You don't need a porcupine to steal a car and go to Missouri.
what does a porcupine have to do with a car?
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That's why they're saying you don't need it.
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You don't need a bear trap to make out with somebody's platypus
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You don't need orange sherbet to wish I would shut up.
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You don't need a broken toe to fondle a stranger.
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You don't need a spice rack to hug somebody you wanna kill.
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You don't need your peeps to run a sweatshop.
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you don't need Leprosy to swim in Lake Jackass
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You don't need Leckett to install a new rotor for your ceiling fan.
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You don't need a porcupine to fondle a donkey.
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You don't need to take a personal inventory to fondle a stranger.
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You don't need a broken toe to put salt on your Froot Loops.
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You don't need to take a personal inventory to buy my book.
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You don't need a gambling habit to ignore me completely.
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You don't need athlete's foot to steal your neighbor's porn.
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You don't need shingles to do the Hustle.
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You don't need the weight of the world on your shoulders to laminate your shirt.
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