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Got my ass kicked by the bathroom door
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So i was at the stampeders game yesterday which also happened to be my birthday. To make a long story short, i was on the receiving end of a d00d running out of the bathroom and the edge of the door catching me right in the face. Split my eyebrow open, pretty sure i concussed myself as well.
Something ALWAYS fucks up on my bday. I quit.
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that takes talent *clap :P
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when you get to be an old man, your reaction time slows down.
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1) Stop getting old
2) Stomp his ass
3) Pick up chicks
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i wish i was there to see that
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i would be the one in the corner laghing my ass off
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i was just about to say you should have totally shit kicked the guy running out of the door... i know i wouldnt have let him leave without making shit even.. or atleast maybe a little revenge... unless it's a small little kid then its like rip the shit out of him verbally
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i pusshed on a pull door til someone walked through it once.. i was pissed
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nah, the first aid people there wouldnt stitch me up on site, i would've had to go to emerg so i said a big fuck no to that, splashed some crown royal on it and went back to watch the game...while still bleeding profusely.
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pfft fuck stitches. i am going to super glue it.
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that was a good game, boreham sucks balls tho. theres something about canadian kickers i think
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tell me you hit the fucker back!!!
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Soooo... how does crown royal feel when it drips in your eyes?
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it feels like angel kisses.
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to tell you the truth the guy probly didnt deserver to get the shit beat out of him. I mean it was probly just an accedent and hey was sorry.
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if i wasnt knocked the fuck out, i would've stomped a hole in fuckers head, regardless whether he deserved it.
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let me tell you something about bad birthdays... i hit my friend in the head with a golf driver with a full baseball swing and he had to get mad stiches... but it does always seem that something bad happens on birthdays..
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^that dose not sound too fun. i like ym birthday, i've never had to go to school on it although one year i broke my wrist the day before or after. i cant really remember which
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i dont likebdays too much becuase my grandparents/aunts and uncles always get me tons of clothes that suck so im alwyas pretending i like them. that gets tiering after a while
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yea usually my birthdays suck. this past one, my 21st i got blown. so that was nice. other than that i typically have shitty b-days
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well i was born on friday the 13th. thats pretty shitty too
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