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6 saltines in under a minte

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M+M
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so i was reading this thread on NS the other day about doing this, and all these kids said its impossibal to do it without water, so i fiugre id give it a try....first time doing it i did it in exactly one minute, so i dono if i can eat fast or something but for me it wasnt very complicate to do
Jun 30 2006 3:02PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
A lot of people can do it, its just how dry your mouth gets. For some people, their mouth gets so dry that they cant swallow it.
Jun 30 2006 3:04PM
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N.Skinner
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one of my friends can do it in like 30 sec easy
Jun 30 2006 3:28PM
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actchill
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i can do it as fast as i want pretty much
Jun 30 2006 3:32PM
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mattster
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i did five...
Jun 30 2006 3:34PM
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oakjewlery
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shut up. no you can't.
Jun 30 2006 3:34PM
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Lanemeyers
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i thought it was 10.
Jun 30 2006 3:40PM
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steevner
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the world record is 10, beat that
Jun 30 2006 3:41PM
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ProducerXXX
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I've never seen this done and doubt I ever will.
Jun 30 2006 4:57PM
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mavric1298
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10....holly cotton mouth!
Jun 30 2006 4:58PM
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Alexander_Keith
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definatly not something to try stoned.. i could barely make it through a peanut butter sandwhich the other day
Jun 30 2006 5:23PM
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thedutchmayn
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just saltine crackers? thats not hard.
Jun 30 2006 5:56PM
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Chubby.Chaser
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pfft

try it biatch
Jun 30 2006 6:13PM
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FartBoy05
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peanut better is so good when stoned but so fricken hard to eat
Jun 30 2006 6:32PM
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J.Bass
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same here
Jun 30 2006 6:33PM
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mavric1298
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when the bread gets stuck to the top of your mouth and you spend like an hour trying to eat half a sandwich....gotta love the PB and being stoned
Jun 30 2006 7:24PM
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720laxskier
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fluff is the best thing-or funions
Jun 30 2006 7:32PM
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williams
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i bet you drank water while you were doing it! you such a cheater matt!!! GOSH!
Jun 30 2006 8:18PM
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killabees
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thats what her excuse was
Jul 1 2006 12:38AM
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Leckett
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ok ill do this without being drunk and im sure i can get it
Jul 1 2006 12:40AM
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asfffffffffdd
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its harder then it sounds
Jul 1 2006 12:52AM
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NWFlow
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I thought it was 10 too, maybe I'll try for six.
Jul 1 2006 1:37AM
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Leckett
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fuck i went to do it, only to find out we dont have soda crackers in our house anymore
Jul 1 2006 1:39AM
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bitchassphatz
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yea i've only seen 3 peoples do it. 2 of them were at the same time, it was a saltine-off. one kid was done in something like 33 seconds....prettyy impressive. he ate 3 at once and then did the others one at a time.
Jul 1 2006 2:34PM
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imotion
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thats crazy
Jul 1 2006 2:36PM
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M+M
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newschoolers now knows how cool wammak is
Jul 3 2006 12:31PM
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Jamesl48
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My record is 6, but I had heard the challenge was to eat 7 in one minute so I failed.
Jul 3 2006 12:53PM
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mnjib
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i did 6 in 1 minute and 30 secounds.
Jul 3 2006 1:47PM
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J.Bass
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i tried the cinammon thing, i cant remeber where the thread is. i did it in like 10 seconds, it was pretty easy
Jul 3 2006 1:53PM
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DYFI
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I tried six and failed miserably. It is impossible.
Jul 3 2006 2:12PM
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Alexander_Keith
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https://newschoolers.com/ns3/web/forums/readthread.php?thread_id=232438&
Jul 3 2006 3:10PM
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BigJew
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I just tryed it. With no water I did 6 in 1 minute and 8 seconds.
Jul 3 2006 3:25PM
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zylstra
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I WISH I HAD SALTINES
Jul 3 2006 3:35PM
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Capt.Flannel
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haha Im gona go try it.
Jul 3 2006 3:38PM
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Capt.Flannel
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51 seconds for 6 crackers. It was tough, but not impossible.
Jul 3 2006 3:40PM
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seemeski
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I just tried that and it didn't go so well. My eyes and nose started running and my mouth started burning. I lasted maybe 20 seconds.
Jul 3 2006 3:54PM
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Mat.
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thats crazy man...fucking explodes my mind man..
Jul 3 2006 4:23PM
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attitashfreestyle29
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i can do 20 oyster crackers which is pretty much the same
Jul 3 2006 4:35PM
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BigJew
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Yeah, the Cinamon tastes sooo bad. I spat it out but then it was stuck to my mouth and of course I did it outside so I didn't make a mess so I had to run all the way to the house so I could swish it out.
Jul 3 2006 5:04PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Cinammon is DEFINATELY easier then the crackers
Jul 3 2006 7:14PM
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tBatt
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my brother got it 3 times. i was always like 10 seconds late
Jul 3 2006 10:39PM
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J.Bass
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what i did was swallowed as much of it as i could as soon as it hit my mouth, then the rest only took me a few seconds to get down.
Jul 4 2006 3:25AM
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skoganskier101
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can u eat more than one at one time? if u can that it would be much easier.
Jul 4 2006 1:05PM
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Alexander_Keith
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yeah theres no rules to how many you eat at a time
Jul 4 2006 3:43PM
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Capt.Flannel
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ya, that's how I did it. 2 at a time.
Jul 4 2006 3:47PM
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