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Stuff that bothers you.....
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What are stuff that really annoys you?
like for me it is when people point out obvious things, like:
1. 'you have acne'
2. 'you should shave'
3. 'your face is red'
another thing that annoys me is when your takin a crap and there is no toilet paper.... god.....
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
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Lateralis y dont you file a lawsuit on another canadian who used a line like mine
'worst is when a cop pulls you over and asks you how fast you were going 'officer y the fuck would i know your the one that pulled me over'' but im sure thats not original
if your not cheating your not trying
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what i hate the most is when ur at the movies (or somewhere else maybe) and someone's like 'did u just see that!'. then your like 'no jackass, i paid $10 but stare at the ceiling.' (i took it from a comedian) it pisses me off so much that i just slap them for making such a dumb remark.
the walrus is in the barn - brad holmes
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what i hate the most is when ur at the movies (or somewhere else maybe) and someone's like 'did u just see that!'. then your like 'no jackass, i paid $10 but stare at the ceiling.' (i took it from a comedian) it pisses me off so much that i just slap them for making such a dumb remark.
the walrus is in the barn - brad holmes
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i hate texans that stand on the deck of tables, and when the ski patroll signals them to move, they look at the race course, yell back and say 'thats a nice observation deck yall built here' i also hate FREEDOM FRIES
'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik
skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik
I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
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when hippies want ur food in lunch
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Germans when they write every noun with capital letter.
People who drive without headlights.
Those jallar always hanging outside McDo.
People who don't know how to punctuate and people who make stupid comments about who you write.
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thats why i chose it
Taste Death. Live Life.
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thats why i chose it
Taste Death. Live Life.
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when your sitting on the john and the toilet papers gone,be a man and use your hand
i hate people who do things to be cool,like a couple of years ago,my friend told me he liked kid rock and that he was awesome,then later that day,one of the macho jocks said he hated kid rock and my friend was like,ya hes a faget,his music sucks,that pissed me off
'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
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when fucking friends tell you girlfriend/soon-to-be girlfriend about you, and your mistakes in the past etc. They are just jealous fucks
RES
Keeping It Real on the East Coast
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1. boarder that think some shitty grab that they could do off the ground is cooler than a pimp sking tail grab
You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams
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thank you for bringing this up. at my college in the dorms, they have shitty toilet paper, like under 1 ply. we drink shitty collage beer (naturally), and that gives you the shits the next day. so after big drinking nights, i spend some quality time on the porcelin god, and then go to wipe. the toilet paper tears my asshole when i wipe, and it gets all like paper-cutty, and then scabs over. the next day when i take a shit, the scabs tear off with the wiping, and then get all stingy and hurts. and the cycle just repeats itself. that is what bothers me. my bloody, stinging ass hole.
If 'pro'gress is defined as the act of moving forward, then 'con'gress must mean...
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people that state the obvious, annoying people, people that try to be someone their not and ass hair
Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
'What time is it?.. Saturday?
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I also hate it when people copy other people because they think they are like best friends. like one of my friends came to skool with a 9v battery and was sucking on it. the the next day his friend came to skool with a pv battery and was suking on it and acting like he wanted to... it was sad.... and also this one kid was drawing veins on his hand and then the same kid started drawing veins also... it was dumb...
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
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yeah some times my ass gets ripped apart, and then i go to shower and the shampoo and soap run into the cuts and then sting like hell.....
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
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females with thinning hair,
not short/shaved hair, but actual balding, its really disturbing
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There are good times, and then there are good times...
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one thing thats anoying is jallas(turks, arabians, etc) as they are called in sweden they think they are kings fuckem..
one other thing is when ppl point out that ure dick are hanging out from ure shorts damn that sucks.
[do_0b]
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i hate it when i sleep naked and then i wake up and my dog is sitting on my boner having sex with me.
Taste Death. Live Life.
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haha ^ good one.
I get really annoyed by people who are ignorant and mean
I can't stand people who are angry for no reason. chill!
And I can't stand it when people constantly show off or have so much of an ego even if someone shoved a ski up their ass they'd laugh and say 'DOPE!'
oh, and I hate octopus or squid....*shivers*
marian
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i hate white preps that think they are getto
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word to that my negro.....now where did i put the keys to my grand cherokee?
Taste Death. Live Life.
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ski patrol that kick u out of ur park for going fast at the bottom of the slope
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i hate it when i'm sitting on my comp, and i know that i have 2 gigantic assignments due on wednesday, but rather than actually working on them, i sit on NS all day and waste many hours. that and ass hair.. i certainly have an abundance of that. (to tell you the truth, it keeps me very warm, so maybe i don't dislike it so much after all)
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yo Supilot that was fucking hilarious... I hate it when people are followers, like they do shit just to fit in, they aren't themselves
dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing
skiing or sex... good question????
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my friend cory..he's always threatened by me.skiing,track,girls..yada yada yada...i had a bad day at track doing high jump...i couldnt do shit today and he tried to convince me to quit b/c its not my best event..what i shouldve done was break his jaw but i didnt...oh and he cant land a 360 on skiboards if that tells you anything about how well he skiboards
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
Viva la resistance!
'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
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hippies and theyre damn protests and flowers ugggggggghhhhhhhhh hippies get em away
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when people ask you for the time and point to their wrist, i mean what the fuck do i point at my dick when i half to take a piss
if your not cheating your not trying
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^ he just said something he seen from a comedian,i forget his name but i seen the guy on just for laughs and comedy at club 54,POSER!
'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
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o my bad man, im sorry your commedian said that and i dont know what the fuck your talking about
if your not cheating your not trying
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his name is steve levine!
'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
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and you stole his material,whats that smell?? is is is.is that a lawsuit?? muaha
'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
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o man i got that from and internet site a year ago and there is a whole list of that stuff, but its true and why the fuck did u half to go soo low and call me a poser
if your not cheating your not trying
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alright you can get you white asss and come down to dallas texas and sue me
if your not cheating your not trying
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sometimes people describe themselves and its funny
Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
'What time is it?.. Saturday?
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i hate the fact that the pilsbury dough boy is so happy concedering he has no dick !!
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there i said it
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i also hate it, when those stupid kids dont give the fuckn rabbit any trix! WHY GOD WHY, HE'S JUST HUNGRY
soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
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I know! 'trix are for kids' who gives a fuck about kids!?! all they ever do is stare at you and point out negative, obvious things about you...... hate them kids.....
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
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I hate it when you have to work in a group of people and not everyone does their fair share of the work. I also hate it when people refuse to agree with you simply because you didn't agree with them about something else.
And stupid people...i hate stupid people more than anything else.
Official Guinea Pig for the first ever blind leading hand mute grab, switch, unnatural, one hand bra take off with armada shirt on ~ thanks for the memories Harvey!
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EATING A POPSICLE AND BITING INTO THE DAMN STICK! AAAHHHHHH!
''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
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i hate it when ur at school and u gotta drop a fat load, and u go into the bathroom and theres someone already in another stall, now u know its gonna be a loud one so what do u do, for all u know it could be one of the homos who has no friends besides girls and hell go tellin them for sure so u have no choice, u have to hold it, and we all know where that leads it leads here.....
well god dammit, i cant find the thread with peoples poo encounters in it, i think it was called 'its poo again.....'
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::Viva la Resistance!::
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o and the french, cant forget about the french
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Alex
::Viva la Resistance!::
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i hate when you get scars on weird places. like ones that go across your nipple, but dont mess it up, just like an arrow under it, that shit is fucked
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
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I hate when ppl pointi out obvios things. 'u have a goggle tan cuz u ski alot'. I also hate friends making accusations about who u have crush on behind yer back
yay 4 skiing
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^come on man, are u 12?
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::Viva la Resistance!::
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hahaha
crushes.
man i miss grade school
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crushes are gay, if you like a chick ask her out, even if her boyfriend is bigger than you
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
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parasitic worms
Taste Death. Live Life.
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hiking in a bootpack and falling thru in random places.
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