Thought I would share...

AND, AFTER ONE MINUTE OF FUROUS CLICKING:
***FAMOUS NEWSCHOOLERS.COM QUOTES!***
From the boys you can count on at NS.com

Is it Mitatt Regaloparvey? -Harvey

I still think cow sperm would be better, it doesn't even cost anything and would give something pleasure while you got it... -PhattTim

YUCK!! you guys have to quit talking about harveys testicles and his end ok? -pebbles

We shall eat. Come. -Yoda

Dead sexy bitchin' ghetto pimps. I like that. -TAK

knees suck ass.....that is all. -yellowsnow4u

I wonder if someone just like put together a book of all the shit that goes on in this site...it'd be retarded, we'd all sound retarded... -Dspin900

you're an an ultra super fly sexy chica rebel hot babealicious sex goddess -yellowsnow4u to misty-chick16t

Mister Mooo has my smarties? -rebel

I DID A ROD... -misty-chick16t

what are kiwis? -MC

awwwwwwww, MC, you're a hun. -PhattTim, in disguise as CUBuffskier

tim... doesnt.. know... what... speghettios... are..!!!!!!!!! -LineSkiEastCoast

Argh... who'z checking out brooke???? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! I was the one moaning brooke's name anyways.. wow, I must have been real loud if you can hear me all the way from canada!!! haha.. just kidding.. and matt... I'm not scared of jeffy :P Thhhbbbbbbtttttt!!! Actually I am... oops.. nevermind... aaaahhhhhhhh -Stinkyprimo

Excerpts from the Panty thread

skodeo7: did somebody say golden??? goooolden panties hahahahaha
LineSkiEastCoast: i didnt say that... I said Ryan's post was golden you fag
Co-Flow: hahaha that was golden
skodeo7: andy likes golden panties

What? Cryss man, we're having a perfectly civalized conversation about girls underwear... -PhattTim

boxers rock ! they got the little hole thingy (some do.. i think, havent really looked into it...) in the front and that leads to easy access.. i ug mean... damnit... -Canadian_kicker

one time britany spears was doing this interview and you could see a bit of her panties.... it was the happiest day of my life -dez22



harvey will be the first if anyone gets to 10000, if you dont count stupid pointless posts just to get a high amount -clarke, on June 16, 2001, uncannily predicting the future

I cant stop posting it's the only fun I have in my life ( except skiing and drinking) -quebecfreestyler

I like horseriding, and I'm straight. And if anyone has any smartass comment about my sexuality then shut up!! -PhattTim

I rode horses one time. I was scared at first but i got used to it. The stupid thing wouldnt quit eating plants though... -Appskier

Anyways, Anjelica, I'd love to scre.... I mean, uhhh, ride... with you. Horses, I mean. Yeah, that's it. -kamikaze

Yeah, if a penguin wanted to kill me, I'd have to let it. I mean, its a penguin! You just can't fight a penguin!!! -Quazbotch

you don't have to arrange everything, you just gotta cover yourself in mud and hide in a bush, run out of it swinging your arms around yelling stuff like 'ARRRRGHH!!! DUCK!! YUM YUM!!! ARRRRR' and it's all good, then just reach out and spear tackle it. yum. and then look around go 'ARRRRR MEEE GET DUCK!!!! YUM YUM!!' well that's how I do it anyway. -PhattTim, on duck hunting

rebel: Hey ski_instructor_mike, when we turn fifty and we are both old and saggy, if we are both still single do you want to get hitched?
Ski_Instructor_Mike: If you are in fact a woman. Then I'll think about it.

I am uhhhh.....a.....ma...... I am pretty. -rebel, trying in vain to find a gender

WJBski: dude app if ur gonna call urself a LESBIAN at least spell it right
PhattTim: haha, afraid I'm gonna have to second that
dylhole: lesbians rule
PhattTim: once again I find myself having to second that

Schwags: this thread quickly changed..at least my mom isnt involved in this one.
bitchassphatz: well schwags....now that you mentioned your mom, i wanted to tell you something.......son......


'If there's a nipple, download it, then delete it.' - Matt Harvey

has anyone tried drinking as much liquid as you could handle before going to bed so that when you get up you can enjoy a beautiful first blast? -switchrodeo5

pissing in da shower works real good when ya got wood.
-East_Coast_Style

are you talking about the one with dave making out with some half conscious chick? -Ski_Instructor_Mike

So undecidedness makes the earth go off axis Tim? Maybe if none of us can make up our minds at the same time, the earth will do a giant Rodeo!!! How shibby would that be?
-Nine_Milla_killa


int nJayIsDUmb=1;
if (nJayIsDumb)
{
Is.Jay.Cool=0;
}
Quick: Is.Jay.Cool: structure or class? -Harvey


class noLongerProgramming
{
char4 jay;
death apocolypse;
chance hell;
public:
I_FAILED()
if (jay = fail)
{program = marketting;
}
else
{ hell = frozen over;
appocolypse = upon us;
}
};
cout -rebel

Jay Jay Jay... using this code, no matter what happened, you're going into marketing... if (jay = fail) will ALWAYS return true! You're setting jay to the value of fail and asking if it set it properly as opposed to comparing the two strings. :) -Harvey

Line1260: they suck. it is watered down ska-punk third wave bullshit!
SkunkJiB: YOU suck. You're watered down ska-punk third wave bullshit!

Damn!!! You gotta warn a guy so I dont get wood in the middle of the computer lab here!!! -Nine_Milla_Killa, while observing a picture of Dave Crichton's huge halfpipe airs at WSI.

i can do jedi mind tricks, this one time i undid a girls bra strap just by thinking, it was crazy -skir216

zoltyi: Two homos are going on a trip which one is ready first?
mike_hunt10: i don't know... ask jeff and dave.

I actually like the extra support of briefs... when u have ones my size u need it. -Canadian_kicker

Darryl is the secret 6th Backstreet Boy. -iridepipe

Macs are really good at what they specialize in (ie graphics), but you can't really do a lot with them. A huge marketing blunder by them if you ask me. If you could have generic brands for Mac OS's we probably wouldn't even know who Bill Gates is right now. As far as eating them goes, I've never tried it. Seems like a pretty expensive meal.
-rebel

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA!!!! Yah, Jeff is the man, even if he wasn't a damn hot gorgeous studly pimp hunkin' phatt man he'd still be rad coz he throws down bodaciously shibby ghettoed out nectar misty 7's off very non non non small cliffs, thus making him cool. -PhattTim

You weren't calling me a 'loser' the other night...I believe the words were: 'Oh God Steph.' -Stephie, Jeffy's girlfriend making a scene

Fairies can't quit.....think of a world without fairies..... -Yellowsnow4u

Me and schwags been going at it all day and all night. -Jeffy

And just remember, I'm dead sexy and quite possibly a woman. -PhattTim

My ex-girlfriend loved porn....she used to call me up and tell me exactly what she was watching. It was a great period in my life. I think she liked to 'watch' it more than I did....in fact...she used to 'watch' it three times a day. But then she dumped me for a girl. Damn. -Salomon1080s

i had two rabbits when i was younger... we forgot to feed them and they died. oh well. -mike_hunt10

you're not as funny as you used to be brooke. I don't think I can sleep with you anymore. -mike_hunt10

somehow my thong got flushed down the toilet.
-emilypotterskis

mike_hunt10: it's a shame really - all those fat kids, and so little bullies to pick on them all... what has this world come to?
Ski_Instructor_Mike: hmm.... Fat bullies.
Alpentalik: Stop making fun of Jeff Thomas guys.

I wish I was there so I could poke his dead corpse with a stick. -rebel, after hearing of Matt Harvey's untimely demise

when I saw the subject 'air sex' I thought it would have involved a vacumm. Phrosty

I wonder how many other sports have athletes that are constantly stoned? -Detective

I wonder if the optic nerve somehow connects to your nuts... -kamikaze

HHAA, I'm going skiing next weekend, um oh yeah, W-0-0-T!!!! hahaaha, I like skiing, it's good, hahaahhahaha, wickity shibby brah, keep it real and all that, arrrrrrrr, ARRRRRR

people that steal sports equipment should have their balls stapled to a burning house's floor and given a rusty tuna can lid to decide their fate -Lord_Piot

i'm not your bitch...you just think i am. -mike_hunt10

Without the mods, how long ago would Darryl Hunt have ruined the greatest online freeskiing community in the world? -LineWeapon

how about manties? that sounds good. -dakineskier33,discussing possible names for men's negligee

This seems like one of those times we should just blame Darryl... -LineWeapon, discovering the essence of Newschoolers.com

well if it makes anyone feel any better I'm not wearing any pants and Santa is sitting in my lap for a change. -alpentalik

I know that i will get flamed for this, but just remember that i hate all of you just as much as you hate me. -k2skeepimp

admit it, after you get over your initial anger of this kid wasting your time, it is pretty funny how much he sucks -Mike*Douglas, referring to dogydogdogstyle

mike_hunt10: just wait till i tell you what kristen's face is like when she's having the best orgasm of her life.
Ski_Instructor_Mike: Damn did Darryl spy on us?

Did your parents buy you 'hooked on ebonics' when you where a kid?-LifeJacket, to Detective

So youre one of them white mexicans? Like Emilio Estevez? -alpentalik, to PowderPrincess

in a good skiing picture, we have to see tha butt. -quebecfreestyler

I'm gay, and I love lineskieastcoast. -IceRider

hahaha...the mods on this site rule. I love it how they delete all these posts, then leave one that's got a pile of pointless swearing and slurs in it just so it makes us think 'Holy shit...what the hell did the other guys write?' -jibs

penis removed by moderators -alpentalik

its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream -jizack

my friend emailed me a video once of a guy with two dicks and he was pissing on a wall. well actually it wasn't like two separate ones, he had two heads on it. very disturbing. i haven't slept since. -kwoodhucka

by the way, do not take what I write seriously because:
first: I'm on this site to have some fun
second: because I cant write correctly
third : darryl hunt is gay -quebecfreestyler

It's like Chinese water torture, except with no chinese, just vinnie, i guess no water either...unless you count the snow...is anybody listening to me? -alpentalik, referring to Jonny Moseley's Mad Trix

WE GOTTA FUCK EVERYONE WE CAN BEFORE WE GET OLD. -skipimp_

It would be better if I could see your ass a bit clearer... -Harvey, commenting on a picture of Jeff Thomas

i think Lokash is michael Jackson. -lineski1260

Every fuckin' time I see this kids name pop up he's either being an asshole, a jerk off, a dip shit or a puppet fuck. -pabst, referring to alpentalik

Hey mad trix you lil bitch, I am gonna shoot up some h bomb and rape you like you have only dreamed of. -Anger


The Greatest thread ever
Casper: Fuck you someone send that shit to me or some shit fuckin shit
alpentalik: go fuck your own shit, with your snowblade boots on you shit fucker
Casper: hey fuck you man, i dont give a fuck. ill fuck your mom with my boots on kunz
madd_trix: shut up casper, what the fuck are you talking about anyways?? are you gay??
Casper: HeY mad_trix Fuck you man, I dont give a fuck.

Who doesn't want my ass? I freakin want my ass, and I already have it -rebel

I might have a broken foot... but you don't need feet to drink. -ductapeboy, in preparation for the Festival.

I'd rather snowboard than put up with all this bullshit -Rapt0r, in yet another frustrating k2skeepimp thread.

Good sex, a little dry tho, id suggest lotsa lube. he makes you feel loved tho..all around, a three.
---J()nes--' three-star review of Darryl Hunt

drunk people are shiney, didn't you know that? -PhattTim

pika pika pika! -pikachu

So I was walking with this woman as old as my mom, and we were talking about age is just a number, and I was thinking where we could have sex. -skipimp_

oh man that was ugly that was all huck. try not to spaz out so much when you do backflips like that. when you do the meat grab try to tweak it out a little more. and for gods sake keep your fins down and your tail tucked. -xpingxpongx, commenting on pirate's video of a fish jumping

I have to lock them in my closet at night or else they get out and run around and make tonnes of noise, once I caught them trying to clip into my skis, crazy bastards -PhattTim, resident Kiwi, discussing his 'jandals' (read: sandals), Ampage and Stokage

and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' -Skipimp_

I have power, and I am willing to abuse it. -ductapeboy, commenting on moderation

JibbaJabba: I fucking hate the pork patrol!! we had this sick ass urban rail all set up and it took us two fuckin hours to do it. We used scaffolding for the drop in and it was super smooth. But the minute we climbed up to hit it up, the fuckin sheriff showed up. We were at a church and he asked us what god was thinking of us right now. fuck i wanted to curb his fat ass.
lizziebeth: you should have told him that god was saying, 'hit it, you pussy.'

cheese is precious dude - so expensive... can't waste a slice -mike_hunt10

Man, I gotta think of something to get me into the NS quotes Volume 3. hmmmm.... -TAK

Do you mean Charmander, Charizard or Charmealion? They all breath fire. Though i think pikachu got lucky and beat charizard once. It's actually the Clifairy's and definitly Raichu (pikachu's evolved form) that gave him the most trouble. In Episode 129 Pikachu fought Hyno...and totally should have lost...he only won because he had to. So if had to guess who could kick pikachu's ass, i'd say hypno could. He's a sleazy bastard though... -jibs

the forums went ballistic a few nights ago and ceased to exist. I thought it was God telling me it was time to get off the computer. -kamikaze (am I allowed to quote myself?)

Festival quotes
We have a fantastic hybrid between safe and cool -a drunken Doug Bishop, describing newschool to some middle-age guy at the bar

I did a cork 12 to late foot break -Dave Pauls

If you touch my ass one more time I'll fuckin' kill you! -Harvey, to cko

I'm back with a motherfuckin' vengeance, man! -Jay Surti, returning the the booze after passing out early in the evening

Where's roswel at? -Jay, while staring directly at him in Jozo's

And best of all, LifeJacket's quotes, translated as best as possible:

shit's goom ste gaghed ... craig.... khai' -LifeJacket

Blue is a funcken cougar stronghold, I floke weakup jasic-- good luck -LifeJacket


The Chocolate Chip Cookie Thread (Subtitle: New Zealand Ingenuity)
PhattTim:Can you guys get them over there? coz if you couldn't that'd seriously suck.
ductapeboy:you guys put chockolate chips in cookies over there? what the fuck... that sounds disgusting dude.
resnick13:oh man, that would be the dirtiest mix ever! just like mixing ketchup and chips together
rebel:What's a chocolate chip? I thought chips were made out of pototoes. EEWWWWW chocolate and potatoes.
flanker: How vile. I feel like puking my guts out just thinking of it. Don't even try to ask Harvey. He hates chocolate chips, and to put them in cookies. He'll ban you for the thought.
kamikaze: you have to be joking me tim... you put CHOCOLATE CHIPS in COOKIES? Crazy kiwis.
PhattTim: Ummmmm, okay, I don't know if you're all just messing with me now or not, crap, haha, ah fuck.
flanker: NO dude, chocolate chips in cookies doesn't sound cool at all...

Kami is the king of disco. Never forget it. -Harvey

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all of the famous NS quotes.. have at'er