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Stupidest thing you have said to a girl/guy
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My love for you is like explosive diarhea. I just can't hold it in!
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driving in my jeep (top down, doors off) these girls were driving next to me and couldn't get into the lane so I heard "AHH! Why can't I get into the damn lane!" and without realizing that doors were off and top was down, I yelled "Because you're ugly!" and they all turned and stared at me. They were so sad.
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Nothing. I just stared at her
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started talking "whale" to this fat chick
(like that fish from finding nemo does when it talks to the whales)
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one girl asked me if i would make her at hat and when i said no, she aksed why, without thinkiing i said, because your an ugly bitch. She laughed, im glad she didnt kick me betweent he legs
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hahaha, im sure ive done that, but they didnt hear me
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i once while drunk i said to a really hot older girl; hi im mister id like a fuck
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hahahahahaha, id laugh in a really deep voice she said, sure!
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my bad. i may have actually said: hi im mr. id like to fuck you. she actually responed quite well considering she was 19 or so and i was 15 at the time and running around in only wet boxers (i had just had a spa.) the night ended with 6 absinth shots and me puking my guts out. good times
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aight aight dis is a good one. so i was at dis party and i wanted to get wit dis girl calld amber. so i be mackin you know playin tha game gettin her all ready and shit. so i'm just about to make tha move and move tha girl to tha next room and put my love makin to work when all of a suden her muthafuckin can jumps on tha sofa and i sneeze tha bigest sneez i ever done in tha lyfe.i sneez all over tha bitchs face and she covered in at least a galon of saliva and snot. well i guess i didnt really say nothin but my actions spoke louda than my words if you get my meanin. stupid thing to have happen but it wadnt realy my fault. stupid cat ruined tha eveinin.
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I'm sorry, I'm sure it was a funny story but I couldn't understand it. A can jumped on the couch and made you sneeze?
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ohh 6 shots, big man on campus
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sory man i spelt dat shit wrong.
i meant a cat. i am alergic
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Good. Im not the only one who caught that
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in that case, you're story was actually really funny. I would have died if you blew snot all over a girl and I saw it. Well done sir.
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Hahah,me too.
One time when i was at a party and really drunk. I lay down too sleep on the couch.Then this really hot chick came over to me and asked "I'm afraid of the dark,can I sleep with you?" Since I was so tired and drunk,I replied"Nah,I'll sleep alone" Then i woke up six hours later or so,and was just like:"Nooooo,what have I done!"
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i didnt really say anything, but i spilled a pitcher of beer on my girlfriend on our first date.
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if it was real absinthe then it was 180 proof, and 6 shots of that is basically like 12-15 shots of anything else. plus it would have wormwood which could potentially screw with your head alot. but anyways.
on a date at a restaurant, staring off a bit:
her) what are you staring at?
me) that girl has a really nice ass. .. oh shit.
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i was in this hot tub with this chick, wasted and she was a virgin and didnt wanna fuck so i said that id take any hole she gave me at that point. she hit me in the face
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i sneeze all ova tha bitches face hahahaahahaha lil_g you might be dumb but you make me laugh. kudos.
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uh i dont say crazy things that reck a moment, im way too smooth
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i dont want to meet your mom, i just want bang bang bang
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Probobly the worst thing I said was, "Sure I'll pay for it."
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haha what did she say after that?
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she didnt say anything because it never happened
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it was the first time me doing it and after 20 min i didn't came and i dont know if im the only one but that shit gotto comme out cause you feel akward so i ask can you finish your job gimme head lol
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well, if you do ever say that and she replies..."give me the butter baby, give me the butter," you know she's a keeper
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"beating it to oprah was a better fuck"
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you're a fat monkey
and then she slapped me
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i think the question is where would we be without girls, there would be no life
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or without guys... it takes 2 to tango!
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true that...guys dont like nice cars...girls like nice cars and guys use the cars for bait...also...guys dont like comfy shit in his house...girls like comfy shit ....if a guy could fuck a girl in a cardboard box..they wouldnt even buy a house.....
dave?
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basically i got stared down and went to the bathroom, came back and said my bad, and it was all good.
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i know people over the interent......ns
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what?
i think i herd it was your first, time you couldnt cum, so you asked for head instead.
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i didn't think absinthe was 90%, i thought it was something in the 50-60 range.
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if its the real shit from eastern europe, not something you buy in a grocery store here, then it is 90. otherwise its jsut like regular alchohol with green dye in it basically.
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i was cookin dinner and my older brother had this super skinny tiny girl over, well when she asked what we were having, me being an idiot said whats it matter your just going to throw it up once we finish.
ive said many others. just cant remember them.
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it was the cat you hagclown
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Hahahhaa, ooohhh I love it!
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