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NS-SpellChecker
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
It's getting harder to completely re-vamp peoples bad spelling habits so here's what i'm gonna be on the lookout for.

Your, you're, don't etc. Basically combination words that people often screw up.

To, too, two etc. Gradeschool errors that make the poster look like a two year old with enough brains to barely function on newschoolers.com. (That means you lil-g)

I don't feel that I need to correct common capitalization errors and improper comma usage because people are still able to legibaly read that persons post.

Cheers ;)


PS: Don't bother spellchecking my thread.
Jun 26 2006 8:51PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
hooray for spelling!!!
Jun 26 2006 8:59PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
I know you said not to check... but I noticed that you've spelled "legibly" wrong.
Jun 26 2006 9:08PM
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NS-SpellChecker
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
Figured that there were a few errors in there somewhere. My point is that I will only try to make people's post easier to read from now on.
Jun 26 2006 9:09PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
No problem, I was just trying to make your post more legible.
Jun 26 2006 9:14PM
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NS-SpellChecker
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
Laugh out loud.
Jun 26 2006 9:14PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
STFU:
An acronym.
Stands for: Shut the fuck up.
Post whore (n):
One who posts over 100 illegitimate messages in less than one month.

Therefore:
STFU you post whore:
Shut the fuck up you waste of an alias.

Most people could spell if they wanted to, yet this is the internet, so I am guessing that we are typing quickly as to not waste our time, when we could be checking other threads.

I hate you.
And don't bother spell checking this either, for even "illegitimate" is spelled correctly.
Jun 26 2006 9:23PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
Actually I have never posted over 100 times in 1 month if I am correct.
I'm pretty sure.
Maybe once or twice, and I only have post whored for maybe 10 posts in each of those months.
Jun 26 2006 9:26PM
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NS-SpellChecker
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
Noun: Person, place, or thing.
Adjective: Describes a noun.

Calling me a post whore would fall under the adjective catagorey if you would use your brains.
Jun 26 2006 9:31PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
No.
I called you a post whore, therefore calling you a thing.
By your own words, a noun is a person place or thing.
In this case I am essentially saying:
"STFU NS-Spellchecker."
By the way, category is not spelled "catagorey."
Take your 7th grade English lessons.
Jun 26 2006 9:36PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
thats a lie...



And royale....go home.
Jun 26 2006 9:42PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
I like this alias. (no spelling errors).
Jun 26 2006 9:43PM
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rocketman
Posts: 151 - Karma: 10
Dear Royale,

quit being sucha a fucking bitch. all you do is whine and complain and talk shit but you suck at skiing. quit being sucha hater.
Jun 26 2006 9:44PM
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BLADESTRAP
Posts: 270 - Karma: 14
yo royale are you going to be making snowblades to? that would be ill
Jun 26 2006 9:46PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
I am Jib Remix?
Jun 26 2006 9:48PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
Wow someone's serious.
Oooh I'm scared!
What can I ski like?
Tell me?
Exactly my form. What tricks I can do.
Maybe you film me secretly?
Jun 26 2006 9:59PM
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suzia
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 20
most people spell wrong when they type because if they are anything like me they are wither to lazy to add ' (commas) when they spell for example dont. or once they spell something wrong, they are to lazy to backspace and fix it. its not a case of bad grammar skills, its more lazyness than anything
Jun 26 2006 10:02PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
im def one of those lazy ppeople
Jun 26 2006 10:09PM
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Rich
Posts: 921 - Karma: 11
Royale:
A noun.
Definition: The NS clown who makes threads stating personal opinion about ski films, only to be beaten into admitting, 10 posts later, that he has never seen any of the films he commented on. This is one of his minor NS offences.

Synonyms: PTY, Matt Fry, ass, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, boob, bore, buffoon, butt, chump, clod, clown, cretin, dimwit, dolt, donkey, dope, dork, dumb ox, dunce, dunderhead, dupe, easy mark, fair game, fall guy, fathead, goat, gomeral, gomeril, goose, halfwit, idiot, ignoramus, illiterate, imbecile, innocent, jackass, jerk, lamebrain, laughing stock, lightweight, loon, lunkhead, meathead, moron, nerd, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, numskull, oaf, omadawn, ownshook, pushover, sap, schlemiel, silly, simpleton, stooge, sucker, turkey, twerp, twit, victim.
Jun 26 2006 10:21PM
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rocketman
Posts: 151 - Karma: 10
ok maybe the you suck at skiing comment was a little un called for.....even though i bet you do. anyway, why you gots to hate all the fucking time?
Jun 26 2006 10:30PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
point, set, match. Royale just got fucking owned
Jun 26 2006 10:52PM
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r.w
Posts: 3489 - Karma: 18
hahahaha....thats funny.....and Lil-G got pwned
Jun 26 2006 11:11PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
an NS offense?
Get real...it's the net
Jun 27 2006 12:31AM
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Rich
Posts: 921 - Karma: 11
lots of things are two words:
poop face
happy people
Brown buttons
cold hotels
hairy nipples
etc etc
Jun 27 2006 12:34AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
If I'm doing "offenses" then why am I not banned yet?
Jun 27 2006 12:34AM
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Rich
Posts: 921 - Karma: 11
Unfortunately for the rest of us, they are not "bannable" offences...I'm not sure you have the brains.

If you like I'll PM you some ideas.
Jun 27 2006 12:42AM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
who needes speling.
Jun 27 2006 1:01AM
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rocketman
Posts: 151 - Karma: 10
ban him for being an annoying piece of shit
Jun 27 2006 1:59AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
Haha...GOLD. I think that Royale is gay. He spells his name with the "E" at the end so it sounds oh so exquisite. It's a totally gay noun. Can't you hear the whiny femgay voice he has? But then I have this problem...He's a turkey. And anyone you call a turkey probably has had sex with a sibling/parent. That's kinda fucked up, inbreeding is sweet. But he's also a fucking retard. So did his mom drink when he was a child? Does he have that weird fetal alcohol look to him? I'm not sure. But what I am sure of, is that his Ma and Pa, are actually brother and sister. So he's definately a result of inbreeding. Maybe his parent subscribe to a cult that supports it, and that's how he's been raised. I don't know about the rest of you guys, but if there's one thing I've learned, it's that Royale probably also does meth, right before he plugs his sister in the butthole.


Wierd.
Jun 27 2006 2:17AM
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smokeblunts
Posts: 414 - Karma: 10
who honestly cares about how well/shitty people spell on this site?
Jun 27 2006 3:11AM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
No one. Which is exactly why this is so funny.
Jun 27 2006 6:03AM
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NS-SpellChecker
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
Change to: I don't suck.


What now?
Jun 27 2006 6:40AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
doesn't have to be a contraction :P
Jun 27 2006 6:51AM
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Cam
Posts: 2313 - Karma: 56
In proper english, "do not" would be correct, and "don't" would be incorrect.
Jun 27 2006 7:34AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
high five on the tag team cam!


*high five*
Jun 27 2006 7:39AM
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Cam
Posts: 2313 - Karma: 56
*high five*
Jun 27 2006 8:24AM
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LAMSTEEZE
Posts: 321 - Karma: 18
are you kidding me? we don't need anyone spell checking threads, if there's some things spelt wrong i'm sure all of us can still figure out what the poster is trying to say.
give it a break

LAUGH OUT LOUD. pussy
Jun 27 2006 9:12AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
ur gay
Jun 27 2006 10:07AM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
uhhh dude, you average over 150 posts per month...
Jun 27 2006 10:23AM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
wait, so he actually has more than 2k posts?
Jun 27 2006 10:35AM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
I have come to the conclusion that at this early hour I am unable to detect sarcasm
Jun 27 2006 10:38AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
Holy cow, was that in alphabetical order?

I think it was.

My mind is blown: I have just read the ultimate ownage.

Royale is... Man I can't (or cannot spelltard) even compete.
Jun 27 2006 11:51AM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
Its official, Rich has completely destroyed Royale!
Jun 27 2006 12:16PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
alright I got owned again
I admit it!
Jun 27 2006 4:21PM
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r.w
Posts: 3489 - Karma: 18
(hand slaping noise)
Jun 27 2006 4:47PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
dude, that's such a crock of shit.

you've been on for 13 months and have a total of over 2000 posts. You post on average over 150 times a month. Which means that you are not correct.
Jun 27 2006 6:28PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
In a nutshell you needed to post at least 100 posts in one or more month.

You just got owned by the guy I just quoted.
Jun 27 2006 6:44PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
thats what I said
Jun 27 2006 6:46PM
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