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What would you do to ride right now?

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MLB
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Ok.....i am pretty sure this thread has probably been done, but why not.

If someone came up to you and said that they could get you skiing on snow then and there, but you had to do something totally insane.....what would you do?

A friend of mine just said:"Fuck i wanna ride soo bad, i would slam my cock in a car door if it could get me of some snow."
Jun 26 2006 6:04PM
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Gtweaker
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uhmm eat my own poo
Jun 26 2006 6:05PM
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papasteeze
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spend 3k to be a camper in whistler?
Jun 26 2006 6:05PM
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Gtweaker
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yea i choose that instead of eating my own poo^
Jun 26 2006 6:06PM
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MLB
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Ok another rule.......nothing about camps.....this is for poor people who can't go to camp.....or are just not out west.
Jun 26 2006 6:08PM
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fillup
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go to camp
Jun 26 2006 6:09PM
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timmi
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get whiped across the back. several times.
Jun 26 2006 6:10PM
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Luc.
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hey i just got back from a little bit of "urban" i guess you could call it...i was sucking balls but the guys i was with were throwing it down pretty good.
Jun 26 2006 6:13PM
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lalalalaura
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have surgery to fix my acl, be in pain everyday, and sit in extreme heat 12 hours a day, too hot to do anything, and in too much pain to walk?

fuck. I'm already doing this.
Does that mean I get a prize?
Jun 26 2006 6:14PM
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MLB
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Your prize is to make sweet love to me.....bear my children. Then we shall become a family of skiing gypsies paying music on the Transcanada high way for food and lift ticket money.
Jun 26 2006 6:30PM
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MLB
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sorry* i ment playing......got to watch the spelling now
Jun 26 2006 6:31PM
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Peter.
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^^wow
Jun 26 2006 6:33PM
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Liam.
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i might touch another guys dick to go to whistler
no homo
Jun 26 2006 6:44PM
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MLB
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Weak^^^^
Jun 26 2006 6:47PM
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*rkp*
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wait until thursday and go to whistler! ohhhh
Jun 26 2006 6:48PM
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MLB
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read the rules......since you have broken Article 1.1 A, in accordance with this thread's law......a frozen piece of turd has been thrown in your window ( not the log hard stuff,the fucked up smelly diarea stuff, i know there are people who are gonna say you can't freeze that kind of poop, but there are ways.)
Jun 26 2006 6:55PM
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lalalalaura
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You're a try-hard.
Jun 26 2006 6:57PM
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MLB
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It is just about finding the right chemical formula.......corn seems to be the ionic bond of the poo that the scientific world shall never understand my love.
Jun 26 2006 6:59PM
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triebby
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ahahahaha pwn3d.

as far as what i would do, probably not too much since i have a trampoline and pole vault pads to go with it, as well as a summer setup.
Jun 26 2006 7:03PM
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alh10
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i would eat all my gramas grows cookies
Jun 26 2006 7:04PM
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MLB
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shhh......you must not speak of those cookies........they are Aztec myth.....you will turn into solid gold
Jun 26 2006 7:09PM
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doubleplanks16
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i would go to federal pound in the ass penetentary for a week to get to shralp some sik gnar gnar!
Jun 26 2006 7:12PM
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MLB
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YEA BRA.....STEEZE STEEZE...SHRED SHRED, GANRLY...STEEZE, DURKA DURKA. Ya dig?
Jun 26 2006 7:15PM
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720laxskier
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id probbaly bone your mom, nah. scratch that idea
Jun 26 2006 7:28PM
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MLB
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man......you must be desperate.....if that's all you can get. Plus she is too hot for you anyways child....your penis would evaporate. Go scratch some more ideas.
Jun 26 2006 7:33PM
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r.w
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thats not worth it. no matter how sweet skiing is.
Jun 26 2006 7:38PM
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Matty.
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Me and my friends went up for an adventurous hike yesterday and ended up playing on this:

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We had a good time.
Jun 26 2006 7:38PM
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Aenigma
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I'd walk 2 miles, kind of like I did on sunday and I'm going to do again this coming sunday. Actually, I think I'm going to go somewhere that's closer. But once the snow's gone I'm pretty content with biking the summer away, that's almost as much fun as skiing.
Jun 26 2006 7:46PM
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MLB
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^^^^ well like i said before....frozen poop through th window.....but lets change it up......Girda the Austrailian Viking with the wide set vagina will pee on your face.
Jun 26 2006 7:53PM
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Aenigma
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Hopefully that works. If not, well, I just posted a red "X."
Jun 26 2006 7:57PM
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doubleplanks16
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I FUCKING DIG!
Jun 26 2006 7:58PM
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my_ar5_steeze
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i just got back from sessionning my rail
Jun 26 2006 8:18PM
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SkiCrzy
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your mom -had to say it
Jun 26 2006 8:36PM
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mariob
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run a marothon twice in a row
Jun 26 2006 8:53PM
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eljefe
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Id go surfing...oh wait I just did...hmmm
Jun 26 2006 10:39PM
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Breezy
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i tought i was the only one w/ polevualt pits and trampolines in my backyard...I janked em cause my high school was throwin them away...
Jun 27 2006 2:23AM
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R-Bertsch
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i drove 38 hours to montana to ski for a day. It was fun
Jun 27 2006 2:31AM
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espong1321
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drive 4 hours south. and be at mt hood. or drive 4 hours north to whistler. no? oh and the wasting butt loads of money i dont have on gas and lift tickets
Jun 27 2006 2:43AM
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miss_hevern87
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wrestle seven polar bears at the same time...or drive 4 and a half hours to hood, either way :)
Jun 27 2006 2:47AM
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smokeblunts
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here's the real question...would you let a girl put on a strap-on and do you from behind???
Jun 27 2006 2:49AM
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SKlAN
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I would drive 15 minutes up the road to mt hood pay 43 dollars..otherwise i would pee on all the klondike bars in the world then give em to a 5 year old without telling him guilt free
Jun 27 2006 2:53AM
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mavric1298
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7 polar bears, at the same time!?!? shit, thats pretty hardcore

"I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. "

"Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station(mountain) in jeopardy."
Jun 27 2006 3:35AM
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the_tr0n
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eat
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arby's
Jun 27 2006 4:23AM
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reggyboy
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well i guess i wouldnt do anything too crazy cause im going down in two days.

the snows pretty shit though, so i guess id eat out a fat chick to get a huge snowfall
Jun 27 2006 5:03AM
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Kgallacher
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lets see what i would do would be catch my plane on saterday fly there and probaly ski at high north where my camp is at.
Jun 27 2006 7:42AM
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MLB
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Haha this thread lasted alot longer then i thought
Jun 27 2006 5:33PM
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Grimace.
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liam thats crazy
i bet you would dance naked to laff taffy though
Jun 27 2006 6:00PM
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MarkieR
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i'd probably just wait til next season.
Jun 27 2006 6:18PM
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ag.
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welll....im not sure....BUT IM GOING TO HOOD IN 2 DAYS!!!
Jun 27 2006 6:32PM
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Breezy
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Id probably shit on your porch
Jun 28 2006 1:00AM
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gaperslayer
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catch a ride up 203 to main lodge, hope on the gondola and ski, then hit a pipe.
Jun 28 2006 2:28AM
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