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720laxskier
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www.notproud.com people say some wierd shit, and then do you ever think one of them is talking about you?
Jun 26 2006 4:42PM
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hartig
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"05/13/2004 at 06:12:24

I'm 99.9% positive I have genital herpes, but I'm too scared/proud to go get tested. Also, i'm not going to tell any of the people I've been with."
Jun 26 2006 4:58PM
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720laxskier
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yeah-so messed up
Jun 26 2006 4:59PM
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FJibber
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02/25/2004 at 20:52:21

I savored your dirty panties while you were out and while you were in the shower. I went up stairs to your room and stole a couple pairs of either your or your roomate's dirty panties. I don't know which side of the room is yours. While you went to get me a glass of water, I stole your sweaty panties from the hamper and masterbated furiously with them on my face
Jun 26 2006 5:10PM
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FJibber
Posts: 1494 - Karma: 1,291
hahaha
Jun 26 2006 5:10PM
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ECshredder
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ahahaha, some of those are so funny
Jun 26 2006 5:14PM
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FJibber
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its scary addictive hahaha
Jun 26 2006 5:15PM
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720laxskier
Posts: 2428 - Karma: 5
very addictive
you can spend hours on there
Jun 26 2006 5:17PM
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deathcookie
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i cant believe some of those people did that stuff
Jun 26 2006 5:18PM
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FJibber
Posts: 1494 - Karma: 1,291
02/02/2001 at 12:51:00

I work with mostly women. They are only average, but I would fuck all of them except the fat ones. I fantasize about them giving me blowjobs.
Jun 26 2006 5:18PM
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Wolverine21
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OK.....
11/02/2004 at 17:37:54

I have a total of 3 std's, I have sex with women and pretend to love them. After about a month of a somewhat serious relationship, I break up with them and accuse them of giving me a std. I love myself.

i agree with this one though
12/31/2003 at 14:37:14

It disgusts me that the newest series of Anti-Marijuana commercials suggests that the drug is responsible for babies drowning, women getting raped and excessive car crashes. These are things that happen everyday for random reasons like the parents aren't being responsible for their kids, women are too drunk to say no, or people aren't paying attention to the freakin' road. The modern 'Reefer Madness' revival is inaccurate and ignorant.
Jun 26 2006 5:20PM
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FJibber
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03/06/2005 at 08:28:12

I'm a 41-year old virgin. Three years ago I bought my first vibrator, the only thing I've ever had sex with. I'm not sure why this is; I'm tall, thin, and blond with large breasts yet I never get asked out, only flirted with. And I'm too shy to be the agressor. It depresses me that I essentially lost my virginity to an inanimate object.
Jun 26 2006 5:24PM
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Ghst
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07/19/2005 at 11:04:52

I hope my friend has a miscarriage.


Hahahaha


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Jun 26 2006 5:26PM
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FJibber
Posts: 1494 - Karma: 1,291
that's sick as in man you need help
Jun 26 2006 5:28PM
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scientist
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hahahahahaha the dog thing is gold.
Jun 26 2006 5:28PM
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timmi
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"My boss fucked my wife... and right after I sign offline, I am going over to his house and shooting him in the head, literally"

scary. wonder if it happened.
Jun 26 2006 5:31PM
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FJibber
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Althought that probably happened to someone in that site... try looking it up in the confessions-search-bar
Jun 26 2006 5:33PM
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timmi
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01/25/2006 at 03:59:35

I fuckin wanna love someone soo bad. But I'm too selfish. I'm too lustful. I can get any guy I wanted. But I get bored easily and lose interest. Fuck! I'm still a virgin and I turned down so many guys. Wut if I'll be alone and die a virgin? I don't wanna get pregnant or get an std either. Gah! I'm gonna masturebate now... "

sounds like a 13 year old to me.
Jun 26 2006 5:34PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
i know, i know, 3 posts in one thread but this one made me laugh to much not to post.

"01/24/2006 at 12:48:00

Nicole loves freaky men and it's nasty. She fucks them every night and cheats on me why? They are gothic freaks and scare me! They love eating cats."
Jun 26 2006 5:35PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
bwahaha i cry wen i masturbate
Jun 26 2006 8:03PM
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tBatt
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09/19/2004 at 09:25:59

I manipulate my friends and family all the time, I steal their things and masturbate with their belongings when they arent around. I lie so fucking much. Oh, and I also fantasise about men old enough to be my father and breaking up their marriages. Lovely girl, arent I?

wowzer
Jun 26 2006 9:32PM
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W.o.R.d
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02/01/2006 at 02:47:27

I'm so lazy I gave a patient a sugar pill instead of a major pain killer because they where closer to the front of my sample cabnet! Like they would even know the diff, it's all in the mind!
Jun 26 2006 9:37PM
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720laxskier
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thats so wrong^
Jun 26 2006 9:38PM
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hobbes
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its true though,its all in the mind
Jun 26 2006 9:43PM
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hobbes
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01/11/2006 at 18:42:31

I cry when I masturbate
Jun 26 2006 9:44PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
12/22/2005 at 15:32:13

I tihnk my friend is sexually frustrated. I want to hook him up with my slutty friend, that way she'll leave me alone and he can finally get some.
and the best one EVER...

05/12/2005 at 11:12:31

A girl who dated my cousin last year is now sending me signals and clearly wants me. She's funny and pretty but my cousin told me he broke up with her because one night they were drunk and she was on top fucking him, and he fell asleep in the middle of it, and she got so pissed off she took a shit on his chest and left. My cousin doesn't usually lie. I like this girl but I'm not sure exactly how to ask her to refrain from taking a dump on me.
Jun 26 2006 9:47PM
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SkiCrzy
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01/27/2006 at 18:51:27

I faked every orgasm.
Jun 26 2006 10:33PM
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