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If I had a Girlfiend...

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nipe
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alright so if Seth had a girlfriend..which could be very possible soon.. I would want to impress her by doing spontaneous stuff. I have some good ideas like getting her up at 3am and driving down to the beach just to see the sunrise before school.. but does anyone else have any cool ideas that would impress her? gimmi some input..serious or stupid i dont care
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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
22 years ago
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ESB
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Just some comments on girls and skiing... I used to date girls who skied. Then I would take them with me, and end up ditching them... and trust me, girls don't like that. But I tell them at the beginning of the relationship, don't make me choose between skiing and you, because you know what I'm going to choose!

So now I've got a girlfriend who's never skied or snowboarded in her life, and it works out okay, except that she gets really mad when I'm gone all the time. Example: 'Sorry, honey, I can't go downstate with you next weekend to visit your parents like I said I could... I'm going to the Boyne Spring Jam.'

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22 years ago
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Drail
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i've only had a relationship once during the ski season... i skipped school on valentines day to ski than ended up doing something else at night... she was quite pissed so that was over...

i could go on talking about myself and my problems inside my head about weather i want or don't want a relationship right now... but i'm sure you all could care less - so instead i'll make up a story.

the other day i was walking down the street and I ran into elvis. he just got back from heaven - said that god hates skiers... who woulda thought eh?

Darryl Hunt

'what else has white stuff that you don't have to suck out?' my girlfriend about why cadbury cream eggs are good
22 years ago
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CrazedSkier1080
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just knock her out and fuck her unconcious cunt

you know its a 70s porn that your watching cuz the guy has sideburns on his dong
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22 years ago
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mommy
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id start out the enchanting evening with a lushious dinner. a scrumptious turkey breast smothered in chicken gravey. after the feast her pounding stomach would be begging the be emptyed, thats where i would introduce to my very favorite spot in the woods. after hours of sitting in the dark, uncomfortably trying to carry the WORST conversation in history, i would bound her to a tree, and undo her pants real nicely. i would continue to punch her in the bladder until she finally took a thunderous dump all over my crotch. then i would walk her home.
22 years ago
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MadTrixter
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wow, the doggystyle post was fucking gold


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'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
22 years ago
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ridelesdiablerets
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i dont care if the guys ditch me on the mountain...actually sometimes its better that way


Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
22 years ago
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Ds91260
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if a girl told me to quit skiin id say, hey! u get ur bitch ass back in the house, and do my laundry!
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::Viva la Resistance!::
22 years ago
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ridelesdiablerets
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and then she'd say.......fuck off u insolent bastard wash your own dirty boxers


Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
22 years ago
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Ds91260
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insolent, ne thing like ignorant?
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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
22 years ago
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ridelesdiablerets
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i dunno. i forgot, my english teacher said it but hey my english sucks


Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
22 years ago
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lizziebeth
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haha, someone deleted a lot of posts in this thread.

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22 years ago
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alpentalik
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thats disgusting! what a sick bastard! tyler is a rapist stalker souvenir face!


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22 years ago
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nipe
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lol alpentlik


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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
22 years ago
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Jib_This
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Two simple words: Donkey Punch. I can see this post getting deleted by the mods. Too bad, cuz chicks really love getting donkey punched. Or, if you're not into the donkey punch, start doing her doggy style, then hold onto her stomach really tight and say the following 'your (mother/sister/grandma) was a way better fuck than you...' and see how long you can hold on, before she bucks you off her and tries to kill you. Now that's romantic! Again, this will probably get deleted, which makes me sad.


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22 years ago
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NoTeefa
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nah, that wont get deleted
if you want your post to get deleted you need to start ranting about how jews are dirty stupid thieves and need to all die!
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My cat's so fucken tight, hes a big fat bastard and hes all black, and whenever i bring a girl over he jumps up on her lap and starts playing with her boobs, it really turns me on.
22 years ago
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Jib_This
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Not true, I posted Donkey Punch comments earlier in this thread, and they got deleted.





'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
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22 years ago
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mommy
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just destroy her cootch with a jack hammer and make love to her sweating carcas.
22 years ago
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