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If I had a Girlfiend...

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nipe
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alright so if Seth had a girlfriend..which could be very possible soon.. I would want to impress her by doing spontaneous stuff. I have some good ideas like getting her up at 3am and driving down to the beach just to see the sunrise before school.. but does anyone else have any cool ideas that would impress her? gimmi some input..serious or stupid i dont care
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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Mar 30 2003 11:22PM
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PowderPrincess
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umm that was retarded.. lets see, something cute ty has done for me is when i was staying at his house last summer, he knocked on the door while i was in the shower and gave me a rose.. and a bunch of other cute stuff too, but im brain dead right now

*brooke*

'sex aint important in life, but its up there with oxygen' cody carter
Apr 1 2003 11:22PM
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Caden
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randomly go to her house and show up at her bedroom window with a video camera and film her for many hours... then when she wakes up, , leave the camera on the window, hide under her bed, and scare the shit out of her... then do it.



you can't touch me, nobody has that right.

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Apr 1 2003 8:21PM
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John_Hoeplinger
Posts: 634 - Karma: 19
'I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that' - Mitch Hedburg
Apr 1 2003 7:28PM
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MadTrixter
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WHY ARE THE FUCKING POSTS BACKWARDS?!?!?!?! is it for april fools?


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Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
Apr 1 2003 6:21PM
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MadTrixter
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HEY!! where'd my post go?


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Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
Apr 1 2003 6:21PM
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MadTrixter
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second page!!


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Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
Apr 1 2003 6:20PM
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ESB
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dude, thats a good idea! kinda sketchy though... either she'll like it, or she'll be pissed off that you got her up so early.

anyway... you cant go wrong with baking her something... as long as its good.

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Mar 30 2003 11:25PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
the fist


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 30 2003 11:27PM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
wow if only i had a girlfriend, maybe soon to nipe maybe soon


'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
Mar 30 2003 11:28PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
yeah id make sure she knew i was gonna come over at 3am and get her... have her sleep in the car and carry her out onto the beach onto a blanket.. bring breakfast along and stuff
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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Mar 30 2003 11:28PM
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ridelesdiablerets
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if i still had a boyfriend...i would take him to france....oh wait...i already did


Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
Mar 30 2003 11:30PM
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alpentalik
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if i had a girlfriend i'd get into huge fights over nothing and have her walk out on me...oh wait, thats happening right now.


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 30 2003 11:34PM
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C.Royce
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wow that sounds kinda corny but ohh well
Mar 30 2003 11:39PM
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ridelesdiablerets
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sorry alpentalik.....thats sucks


Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
Mar 30 2003 11:45PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Baking. Trust me.


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Mar 31 2003 12:02AM
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aoe
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...lick stamp...
Mar 31 2003 12:09AM
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Jib_This
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^also VERY good...lol


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'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
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Mar 31 2003 12:21AM
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BrodyLeven
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you guys are so affectionate. how cute.


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i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Mar 31 2003 12:28AM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
cooking for her is good. making stuff for her is also good. anything. suprise her



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Mar 31 2003 12:39AM
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Jib_This
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I don't recommend 'surprising' her at 3 am though. Girls like to sleep, and it's kinda scary if you think about it...


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'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
What do I know...I'm Drunk
Mar 31 2003 12:40AM
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skiinjected
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try 5 am




if your not cheating your not trying
Mar 31 2003 1:01AM
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lizziebeth
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dude, the sunrise thing is an awesome idea. you can only use it once though. baking is definately good. sunsets work just as well as sunrises.

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Mar 31 2003 1:03AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
alpentalik,the same thing is happening to me,its terrible fighting over stupid little things that dont even deserve to be fighting for



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Mar 31 2003 1:06AM
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C.Royce
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reword this thread: how to get laid asap in a relationship
Mar 31 2003 1:23AM
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Jib_This
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two words: Donkey Punch


Declared the biggest tool on NS.com by StepDad9000
'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
What do I know...I'm Drunk
Mar 31 2003 1:24AM
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OReJow
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i win for stupidest fight ever. 'you're too nice to me.' yup. i'm serious. but then, i think i also win for worst fight ever. actually, i have a few contenders for that title. so painful i'd rather not relive it by explaining.

women.
fuck.

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Mar 31 2003 1:24AM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
another thing.. i like this girl that lives 12 hours away.. i wish i could do stuff for her but distance isnt friendly to you.
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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Mar 31 2003 1:38AM
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sconniestyle
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that is a good idea, but use a sunset instead of a sunrise like someone said. there are many good reasons for this, no early morning, still romantic, and you dont have shit to do after, so you can collect your reward while the mood is still right, under the moonlight on the beach.


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Mar 31 2003 3:00AM
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OReJow
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sunrise is cool, but not if you wake her up. seeing the sun rise is your reward for staying up all night with each other.

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Mar 31 2003 3:04AM
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schlonginator
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yeah you gotta stay up all night together to watch sunrise - she won't want to be woken up that early. Girls like to look pretty and shit and that takes time and unless shes madly in love with you its gonna piss her off
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Mar 31 2003 4:55AM
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NickMartini
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sound liike a pain in the ass if i were a girl i say go for the donkey punch





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Mar 31 2003 8:32AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
^^^ thats the most romantic thing anybody ever said
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My cat's so fucken tight, hes a big fat bastard and hes all black, and whenever i bring a girl over he jumps up on her lap and starts playing with her boobs, it really turns me on.
Mar 31 2003 10:27AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
my girlfriend used to get mad cuz i was gone skiing,i told her,this is what i love to do and nothings gonna change that whether you like it or not,anything you do will not stop me from skiing,and she got mad and didnt talk to me



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Mar 31 2003 10:28AM
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Dallan!
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word... girls cant get to much power over u thats an important thing to know.





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Mar 31 2003 10:50AM
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NoTeefa
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unfortunatley girls dont seem to think things through before they get mad about something (at least the little things like skiing too much) they dont realize how big of a bitch they are gonna sound like when they tell you you need to choose between them and skiing
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My cat's so fucken tight, hes a big fat bastard and hes all black, and whenever i bring a girl over he jumps up on her lap and starts playing with her boobs, it really turns me on.
Mar 31 2003 10:57AM
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Dallan!
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jupp





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Mar 31 2003 10:59AM
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1212j5j5
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get her drunk, drug her, then when shes stoned out of her mind, in coherant, and close to being dead, dump her in a dumpster full of rotten fish and dog fecies.... it always worked for me.
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Mar 31 2003 11:15AM
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Sk3bUm
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if anyone ever woke me up at 3 am i would cunt punt there ass and beat 'em down

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Mar 31 2003 1:39PM
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seward
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what sun do you know comes up at 3am?


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 31 2003 2:16PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
I think someone erased my donkey punch comment...


Declared the biggest tool on NS.com by StepDad9000
'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
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Mar 31 2003 2:34PM
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Sexpert!
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Stick it in her ass when she least expects it. thats spontaneous.
Mar 31 2003 3:05PM
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Sexpert!
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and they erased my 'throw it in her ass' comment too!
Mar 31 2003 3:41PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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take her skiing.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Mar 31 2003 3:43PM
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seward
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someone please answer my question


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 31 2003 5:24PM
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newschooler14
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dude if she is out of town sometime like over spring break or some shit go over and put flowers in her room before she gets back. if you want to get laid quick at least.

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Mar 31 2003 5:57PM
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Drail
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dude, just film the sunrise and show it to her... than offer to film you guys fucking, if she seams grossed out cover it up by saying something like 'a lot of people think the sunrise is one of the most beautiful things to experience... i think me doing you doggy style while getting filmed is far more beautiful, so lets get rid of this sunrise footage and bend over bitch!'


but um, on a serious note - why do you gotta do something crazy like that? if the chick's with you than she already likes you... unless you're planning on asking her out while she's drunk at a party than get her up before the sun comes up so she can't see how ugly (or sexy) you actually are and dump you...



Darryl Hunt

'what else has white stuff that you don't have to suck out?' my girlfriend about why cadbury cream eggs are good
Mar 31 2003 6:09PM
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Ds91260
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hahahahahahahahahaha, 'the fist', holy shit
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Mar 31 2003 6:14PM
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ridelesdiablerets
Posts: 536 - Karma: 10
i wouldnt mind getting woken up at three.....it also depends on how much i like my boyfriend..and girls that make u choose either them or skiing are not worth anything...now a girl that skis with u, thats good right?


Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
Mar 31 2003 8:15PM
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mariberries
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that would really make me smile. I'd mos def like that.
but dont try to impress her, just be you

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Mar 31 2003 8:28PM
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Girays_Brother
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bitch slap her
Mar 31 2003 8:59PM
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