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midget skiers

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sirjibsalot
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i saw a midget skiing...it was sooo ill...
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Mar 30 2003 6:54PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
Lot of them out here, I've been on chairlifts with a few, this one guy was on snowblades (a midget that is) and he could spin 3's.

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Mar 30 2003 6:59PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
brit1275 on this site is a midget, we like to call him minime
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Mar 30 2003 8:50PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
i want to see a midget in the pipe


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Mar 30 2003 8:52PM
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Ski-hobo
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that would be sick, or a dwarf, which are even shorter then midgets,
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Mar 30 2003 8:55PM
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WIfreeskier
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haha, a midget in Mammoth's 22ft. super duper pipe. that would be great. it would look like 40 foot walls to him.
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Mar 30 2003 8:56PM
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petek
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are skiboards to dwarves like skis to us? Is everything in proportion, because then they must ahve small wieners


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Mar 30 2003 8:56PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
it's so funny watching them bench lift and stuff. it was on espn once but damn those guys were ripped


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Mar 30 2003 8:58PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
no theyre not...theyre tripods
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Mar 30 2003 8:58PM
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lineskier10
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haha they would need those really small and skinny salomon snowlerblades, like the 50 cm ones
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Mar 30 2003 8:58PM
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SNOWMAN17
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everythings not in proportions its a desease and it makes ur legs and arms shorter more spread out fingers fatter but ur hips r the same and ur legs and arms are fatter

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.
my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
Mar 30 2003 8:58PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
what about their penis, snowman? you never answered the man's question.

I saw a midget snowboarder

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Mar 30 2003 11:05PM
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MadTrixter
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everything is regular size except their limbs. that's why their heads look big and shit. torsos are the same and everything


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'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
Mar 30 2003 11:08PM
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MadTrixter
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that's why they waddle too


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'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
Mar 30 2003 11:09PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
alot of them are built all crazy,its scary to see someone whos like 3 feet tall with 18 inch arms ahhaha



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Mar 30 2003 11:11PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
hhahahaha, i wanna see a pic of that
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Mar 30 2003 11:12PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
i have no idea whats happening....




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Mar 30 2003 11:20PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
what the hell?
Mar 30 2003 11:29PM
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flexmacman
Posts: 622 - Karma: 30
I can't believe you sick bastards! Sittin' there laughing ,reading about these lil'midgets who love to ski.Grow up, there's nothing funny about a dwarf shreading the half pipe. Let the little people ski in peace. Peace.
Mar 30 2003 11:43PM
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jibs
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did you see the midget in fernie?? I saw one, he was dressed up for hotdog day, had a flourecent pink 1 peice, a hunters toque and huge ass straight ski....he was the coolest.

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Mar 31 2003 1:28AM
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skieveryday
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There was a bad-ass midget at Hood the other day...he was throwing three's and five's in the park. Smooth ones...shit smoother than me. He was skiing on salomon's little 'Grom' 1080's. He was getting huge props from everyone.






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Mar 31 2003 2:49AM
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mckeeman
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vinnie isnt?



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Mar 31 2003 3:34AM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
every pro exept maybe philou is midget like guys





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Mar 31 2003 10:42AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yeah,theyre all like 5'3 and shit,i remember in the freeze issue when simon dumont said he would so bone these chicks and had that list,i dont think those girls would want someone with a 3 inch penis,theyd want us bigger boys



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Mar 31 2003 10:46AM
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Dallan!
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hahahaha word





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Mar 31 2003 10:57AM
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Ds91260
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well if everythings in proportion, u think they step on it every once and a while
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Mar 31 2003 11:53AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
yeah people, dont laugh at midgets. youre only egging them on.
Mar 31 2003 3:06PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i've never seen a midget skiing but I have seen a kid with only one arm skiing.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Mar 31 2003 3:18PM
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lineskier10
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ive seen many people with one leg skiing
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Mar 31 2003 3:24PM
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SkeeOrDye
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one day i was skiing on one ski for about 4 hours. end of the day i saw a real amputee skiin on one leg. i was better than him
Mar 31 2003 3:38PM
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mommy
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of corse you are. amputees fucking suck at skiing. the only way one could get sponcered is out of pity.

also, midgets arnt funny anymore. theyre just fucking gross.
Mar 31 2003 6:52PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
there is a skater thought that dont have any legs and hes a sick fuck





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Mar 31 2003 6:53PM
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J-Ho
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It must be sick to see a small midget throwing corks and flips and shit like that. But they could get scared by the huge pipes( like 10 times their size)... we need a video of one throwin down some shit.
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Mar 31 2003 8:41PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
midgets make me smile


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Mar 31 2003 8:44PM
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weazelzb
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mike wilson is a modget.... kinda i guess.




Hoked on Foniks Wurked fur me. kant u tel?
Mar 31 2003 8:50PM
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weazelzb
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and a cocky midget also




Hoked on Foniks Wurked fur me. kant u tel?
Mar 31 2003 8:51PM
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tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
i've seen no-leggers skiing
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Mar 31 2003 9:12PM
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Brit1275
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yeah, i'm like 5'5', they say i'm a midget. like chris said, they all call me minime now.
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Mar 31 2003 11:15PM
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weazelzb
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^hah minime

Hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?
Mar 31 2003 11:39PM
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Dallan!
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haha





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Apr 1 2003 2:55PM
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flexmacman
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this thread is very entertaining. Has anyone competed in a 'Midget Toss' contest,cuz it would be sick.....but alot of the contests get shut down by people(who 99%of the time are not even dwarves themselves) who think it's degrading,etc.....so stupid because the midget is aways pissed off cuz he needs to earn $$$$ and it's fun for them.
Dec 1 2003 4:24PM
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dilla_says_go
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they still do that in ireland
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Dec 1 2003 4:28PM
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cobalt
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he probably used to be normal, then overshotthe landing on a 120 foot kicker and got compressed

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Dec 1 2003 4:28PM
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Rogge
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imagine a midget trying to ski pow. on pollards...haha...oh man that's be awsome. On a more serious note, if there are any midgets out there reading this, message me. I'd love to have you in my movie


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Dec 1 2003 4:37PM
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winterparksuks
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HOLY SHIT what if there was a midget hucker like seth! he drops a 70 footer and just dissapears into the powder hahahahahahhahahaha oh my god i can picture it in my head hahahah holy shit



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Dec 1 2003 4:54PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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i want one so bad. i would teach it tricks.
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Dec 1 2003 5:01PM
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twix_182
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i was thinking that it'd be funny id someone went in powder over their heads and u just saw them go in the snow then come out at the bottom like 30 seconds later. or if just their head stuck out of the snow
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Dec 1 2003 6:08PM
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Dallan!
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fuck how old is this thread





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Dec 1 2003 6:12PM
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pmills
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^^ youd have to get them snorkles
Dec 1 2003 6:33PM
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beaudanny5
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i am a midget




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Dec 1 2003 6:44PM
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3ski6guy0
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did you know if you are udner 5' tall and are full grown, you are considered a midget

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