Replying to What a fucking night

so i havent drank for two fucking months because i found a little friend i like to call mary jane, but as of tonight i am shitfaced off my ass. so i goto a prty at one of my best friensz house who i havent seen the whole summer because he is whipped on this bitch that is 15 years old just cuz he can get a little dome from this hoe. at the party i meet this girl right, do my thing n you know we go off by ourselves for a minutes. next thing i know is my best friend kicking me out of the room, n i fucking snapp cuz who cock blocks like that, then i bring her into another room, this bitch is like i am getting bitched at because of you by my girlfriend who is a little slut by the way. i wait five minutes n bring her somewhere else, this fagget kciks me out of his house now cuzsoem one saw me go in there with her since his girlfriend doesnt want me doing shit with this girl. im so fucking pissed i could fight a midget. n trust me, i wouldnt normally fight a midget. morall of this story is, dont cockblock your best friend, especially because of a girlfriend who will suck your dick if you dont listen to one word she says