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What would you do?

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the_friesz
Posts: 1007 - Karma: 18
Well, it's come down to this... I'm a Marine, and I'm being sent to Iraq very soon. If you were in my shoes right now, how would you spend you last week of freedom before you were shipped off?
-Please wish me luck!
Mar 30 2003 1:32AM
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Jailbait
Posts: 349 - Karma: 10
good luck!

*All the 'Best Deceptions and the Clever Cover Story' awards go to You*
Apr 1 2003 9:23PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
well depending on how long your there...thats a lot of masterbating to make up in a week...but my advice is go to a pimp mountain like mammoth or whistler huck your body everywheres..do crazy shit and youve got something to think about for a while...and if not you dont have to go to iraq
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Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Apr 1 2003 7:06PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
wtf, why am i not posting? I posted like 3 msgs?!?!


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Apr 1 2003 7:02PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
didnt realize u were in the marines, how the fuck do u have enough time on ure hands to ski, and to be in one of the toughest military machines on the planet? Plus, if u sign up for the army, and kinda run away when theres a war, then dude, why are u in the army?


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Apr 1 2003 7:01PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
i think about this all the time
1. find a pimped out car that could beat a cop car and the flip one off and race off
2. rob a bank
3. become a marine


You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams
Apr 1 2003 5:59PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
and oh yeah.. dont kill any civilianz.
peace!





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Apr 1 2003 5:58PM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
carpe diem
good luck
thanks


Gotta Love The Midwest
Apr 1 2003 5:35PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
why dont just do n0thing! cuz you will problaby get tired in the war.
and then u should run quick as hell to mexico





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Apr 1 2003 4:47PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
good luck

MC: there's going to be some younger girls in your room so if you could kinda be like a chaperone it'd be great.
Me: ummm....sure MC. (with big smile on face)
Progression Camp
Apr 1 2003 4:47PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
break your leg. Then you wont have to go. Or just have tons of fun. When youre over there I'd stay away from helicopters. They seem pretty dangerous. Good luck.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Apr 1 2003 4:46PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
definately have a good time with friends and family. getting laid would be very nice too i'm sure

MC: there's going to be some younger girls in your room so if you could kinda be like a chaperone it'd be great.
Me: ummm....sure MC. (with big smile on face)
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Apr 1 2003 4:45PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Well, since they arent conscripting any1 yet, then its a good story.


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Apr 1 2003 4:39PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
runnin to canadia
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::Viva la Resistance!::
Mar 30 2003 1:33AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
^give the guy a little more support than that. You might not agree with the war(I don't) but this guy has chosen to be part of his country's military forces and is being deployed in a week. You should spend your last week doing whatever the hell you want to do, hopefully including lots of kickass skiing and some great sex with hot, horny girls. And if you do want to run to Canada, you can crash at my house anytime.


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Mar 30 2003 1:49AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Good luck out there, do your job to the best of your abilities, and come home as soon as possible.


Declared the biggest tool on NS.com by StepDad9000
'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
What do I know...I'm Drunk
Mar 30 2003 1:50AM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
I'd go top canada to ski at least. or for the beer. or the weed
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Mar 30 2003 1:51AM
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roxysister360
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 10
i would just spend as much time as possible with the people you care about. And have fun. Good luck.

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Mar 30 2003 1:52AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
hey man, he asked what i would do, but good luck and all workin on the coolest helicopters ever
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Mar 30 2003 1:54AM
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LoveSlave
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
I would probably spend it doing everything that I love to do most, eating all my favourite foods and making sure that I called everyone I knew that I cared about to say I'll see you soon.

I hope you come back safely! Good Luck and Be Careful! And always remember that someone will be missing you just as much as you're missing them.

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Mar 31 2003 11:39PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
yo, just live life man, chill it up, do something you normally wouldnt do...and when you get back after that mess is all over, come onto newschooler.com and post something so we all know that you're back home safely with the rest of the troops



-Craig (a.k.a. Boner)

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Mar 31 2003 11:40PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
no regrets bro! Good luck!
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Mar 31 2003 11:43PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
id honestly masterbate quite a bit...or have sex, just think of the next time youll be alone.


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 31 2003 11:43PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
hey man, i just have one thing to say...

thanks


If 'pro'gress is defined as the act of moving forward, then 'con'gress must mean...
Apr 1 2003 3:01AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
id spend the last weke of freedom, gettin really drunk,having lots of sex, and most importantly, SKI!



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 1 2003 10:39AM
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YardSale
Posts: 128 - Karma: 11
i'd be shitting my pants cause i'm a pussy. spend as much time with the ones you love and care about. they have to be pretty worried about you, do something fun to take your minds off the deployment. just live your life man...its a great thing
Life's a Ditch, Dig It
Apr 1 2003 10:41AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah just have a great time and do whatever you like, good luck dude, and thanks for defending our country
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Viva la Resistance!
Apr 1 2003 11:17AM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
hahaha swedish kustjagarna have harder training then the navy seals!.





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Apr 2 2003 2:14PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
my dick has harder training then navy seals


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Apr 2 2003 8:40PM
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