Replying to Funniest School Story

So lets hear everyones funny ass school story. Or biggest bragging right.


Mine is my very last HS story...One night a buddy and I were driving around bored as all hell getting high. We saw a door open at our school(keep in mind it summer break) so we go and park on the soccer field, LOL, and walk up to the school. We go inside and chill in the auditorium with a jug of cookie dough and dr. pepper that we found in the teacher lounge. Then we decided to try and get into the office, which we did. We found a ton of candy and put on those things you wear at graduation and then we found a master key to the whole school in a desk. So we went into the principals office and puffed it up in there. Then I found a radio, turned it on but turned it off and put it back right away. So we are then wandering throughout the school just being stupid having fun in out school at about 2am. Well we walk around a corner and all of a sudden there is a gun in my face...a fucking COP!!!!! We get down on the ground and get hand cuffed. So we are brought down by the office and our dads are called, but they had to get a person from the school to come and verify that nothing was missing or fucked up. Just my luck the call Mr. Johnson...the biggest ass hole in the world. Well when we were in the office I found his name tag. When he showed up I was hand cuffed with his name tag on. All he said was..."that really nice Stephen"....So I Said..."I bet you do like that". Well that was the end of my days at Thunderridge, we both got expelled and got in trouble with the law. But in all I think it was worth it I mean who else can say they got high in their principals office.