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Poison Ivy

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Albrecht.
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on my balls
what do i do?
Jun 19 2006 9:59PM
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ThaLetterM.
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put icy hot on it
Jun 19 2006 10:00PM
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Albrecht.
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ive done that plenty of times by accident and it sucks. If i dont get a good suggestion soon im gonna reach for the sandpaper
Jun 19 2006 10:01PM
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MitchPee
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Oh my god, haha I hope this kid didnt already do that...

well take an oatmeal bath...
Jun 19 2006 10:01PM
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kabozo101
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omg you should never say that again
Jun 19 2006 10:02PM
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killabees
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get ur buddy to kick u cause it takes the iching away
Jun 19 2006 10:02PM
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killabees
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and then rip them off
Jun 19 2006 10:02PM
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wh@t
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boiling hot candle wax!
Jun 19 2006 10:02PM
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killabees
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do i wana know wat u were doing in the woods to get them on ur sack

humping a tree?
Jun 19 2006 10:03PM
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Albrecht.
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you dont understand im going freaking nuts
my mom keeps getting pissed when i walk past her and she yells quit playing with yourself. im going nuts with the ichyness
Jun 19 2006 10:03PM
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ThaLetterM.
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one time before a baseball game our 2nd baseman derrick bet me 10 dollars i woundlt put icy hot on my sack

i did.

it hurt.

ill never be the same
Jun 19 2006 10:04PM
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Albrecht.
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haha i got it on my legs then scratched it open with a credit card cause it was real itchy on my legs. then touched the fluid that came out and fell asleep.... no doubt with my hands on my package
Jun 19 2006 10:05PM
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killabees
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oh ofcourse that happens to everyone its so much warmer down there
Jun 19 2006 10:06PM
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suzia
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you're screwed. dip them in calomine lotion and hope for the best
Jun 19 2006 10:11PM
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bigsoxfan
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go to the doctor so they can put u on some meds, aw fuck whats that shit called...some dude on my soccer team got it and he had to get the medicine
Jun 19 2006 10:27PM
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juanborlando
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i did that once. then cried.
Jun 19 2006 10:34PM
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Beamer12
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damn if ur serious then i feel bad for u
Jun 19 2006 10:34PM
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Elijah.
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like the little baby you are
chuck norris can put icy hot on his balls without crying
Jun 19 2006 10:35PM
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Shawnyawny
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listen to her, plus i feel kinda sorry for you....so im telling the truth
Jun 19 2006 10:39PM
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squibble
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Click for larger image your balls look like that?
Jun 19 2006 10:45PM
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ThaLetterM.
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wordsa cannot describe the disgust and love gfor myself that my balls dont have that on them
Jun 19 2006 10:50PM
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sneather
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ya definatly put calamine on them
Jun 19 2006 10:52PM
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marsland
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the doctors put you on steriods to fight off the poison ivy, no joke. me and my little brother have been on it many times in our lives because we always used to get it
Jun 19 2006 10:58PM
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Mat.
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ahahhahahahahaaaahaahhahaha
Jun 19 2006 11:03PM
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babysteeze84
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wow... that sucks, good luck.
Jun 20 2006 1:31AM
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hk_
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Yeah,good luck
Jun 20 2006 1:35AM
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B.L.A.K.E
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mmmm calamine lotion, MOMMMMM GET ME SOME MORE CALAMINE LOTION.
Jun 20 2006 1:36AM
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killabees
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im the little brother and yea i was jacked but i shrunk
Jun 20 2006 10:41AM
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shagalabagala
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seriously, take cold showers, put some anti-itch shit on there and hope for the best
go swimming a lot. too that helps. i've hadd it on me balls before and it sucks...i feel for you, man
Jun 20 2006 11:07AM
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deathcookie
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that sucks for u
Jun 20 2006 11:37AM
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Astomp
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find the fern with the redish orangish little bumps on the underside of the leaves and rub it all over them.
Jun 20 2006 11:44AM
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invader7
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that shit hurts so fuckin bad
Jun 20 2006 12:47PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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sucks to be you, at least you're still living. when ic ome in contact with poison ivy i die almost instantly.

i found that out the hard way at golf camp when i was 13. i lost my ball i went looking for it in the woods and the next thing i know my throat is closing up and my entire body is swollen. i got rushed to the hospital and given a shot and luckily i made it in time.
Jun 20 2006 12:55PM
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CZA
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o well thats just not good at all
Jun 20 2006 3:20PM
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Petey.
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the real question here is not 'i have poison ivy on my balls what do i do?'....its actually, 'how in the hell didi u get poison ivy on ur balls!?!'
Jun 20 2006 3:28PM
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mavric1298
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haha this would suck so bad!!
Jun 20 2006 3:30PM
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Edward.
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eww thats disgusting
Jun 20 2006 3:32PM
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The_Wasp
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try "no more itchies" spray or put some hydrogen peroxide or like stuff tyhat drys out stuff on
Jun 20 2006 5:41PM
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jimmychung
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gold bond!
Jun 20 2006 5:46PM
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jack_weisman
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is that y we've been to second dam like 4 times in one day
Jun 20 2006 5:49PM
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brentseaton
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seriously... take a hairdryer and blow hot air on the blisters, where ever they are. it will feel so much better

i've had it many times, it takes away the itch.
Jun 20 2006 5:50PM
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PooterCrunk69
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if you want it to go away fast scrape it with a butter knife then put rubbing alcohol on it
Jun 20 2006 6:31PM
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tBatt
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aloe?
Jun 20 2006 6:42PM
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ATLskier
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ok, being one of the first people to give a seriosu answer, go to a drug store, grocery store, whatever. Get calagel. its a calamine gel and works really well. They also have this wash stuff that you are supposed to use when get in contact with poison ivy, but it would prob still work for you. You need to follow the directions and basically take a bath in it so it doesn't spread anymore. But calagel really works well. You can also get a spray that stops the itching instantaneously, but doesn't last long. SO with the instantaneous stuff and the calagel, you should be fine. Do that stuff NOW.
Jun 20 2006 7:33PM
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