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best thing a girls ever said to you..

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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
we had a worst thing a girls ever said to you thread a while ago so why not... ok ill start with a recent one

'some night were definitely gettin on the go'
Mar 29 2003 12:34AM
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mkotten
Posts: 290 - Karma: 19
she said..."ohohohohoho...ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...oh...oh.ah.ah.aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.oooooh...." then later she said she wanted me to stop but couldn't even talk...oh ya
Apr 18 2007 2:29PM
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4ReeL_
Posts: 3187 - Karma: 1,563
you are the best thing that has happened to me..........then i proceded to go to college out of state
Apr 18 2007 2:48PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
"i like your tongue ring... want to play with my clit ring?"

i have witnesses.
Apr 18 2007 2:57PM
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skiinscotland
Posts: 644 - Karma: 10
''dear god thats big'' and ''lets do that again''
Apr 18 2007 3:03PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
my dads is bigger
Apr 18 2007 3:31PM
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MADr.
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 27
"i dont think it will fit"
losing your virginity can be harder than you think...
Apr 18 2007 4:19PM
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SilkyJohnson
Posts: 673 - Karma: 43
sucky sucky 5 dolla
Apr 18 2007 4:48PM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
Ohhhhhh lordy. Good job.
Apr 18 2007 5:00PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
ugg no shit
Apr 19 2007 12:04AM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
"i love it when your balls slap my ass"
Apr 19 2007 12:46AM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
definitely a bonus of hittin' it from the back
Apr 19 2007 1:22AM
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Gavajabra2
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
Haha thats some kinky shit
Apr 19 2007 6:47AM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
stop it....STOP IT.......STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Apr 19 2007 6:52AM
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DaewonS
Posts: 717 - Karma: 104
"...and you can climb up to the porch and it goes righ to my room... just for future reference... *wink* *wink*"
Apr 19 2007 7:08AM
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jea_killa
Posts: 955 - Karma: 88
"Im going to go clean and cook"
Apr 19 2007 7:58AM
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HHB
Posts: 683 - Karma: 14
"you have a big penis"
Apr 19 2007 9:57AM
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jea_killa
Posts: 955 - Karma: 88
"im going to shut up now"
Apr 19 2007 10:06AM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
"we can use the area code rule here right?"
Apr 19 2007 10:29AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
(right after busting in her moulth) "oh you can have this weed too, i dont need it"
Apr 19 2007 11:38AM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
"just stick it in me"
Apr 19 2007 12:01PM
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SkiBumDreams
Posts: 560 - Karma: 10
not considering the dirty talk during sex

me: what cha doin?
random girl at the bar: hopefully you a little later

or

lets go fuck in the bathroom (at the same bar)

or

i masterbate about three times a day, right now i am learning to squirt. i know how i just need to perfect it.
Apr 19 2007 12:25PM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
first girl at university:
"you're pretty cute and all, but I think i had sex with you because of your straight white teeth"
i thought it was funny
Apr 19 2007 3:40PM
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-+Siver+-
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 12
hhahah jokes
Apr 19 2007 4:03PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Actually yes I do...

I was up at Whistler in a club and this girl I started dancing with made a move on me. We made out and I cupped a feel. I started to talk to her and this is what she said to me, "Yeah I'm a 34 year old accountant from Vancouver."

I pretty much made out with a woman around the same age as my mom. It was fun.
Apr 19 2007 4:41PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
when i was getting pizza last night this girl said she wanted to see me naked, not sure if thats a good thing or not
Apr 19 2007 4:58PM
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DeSena
Posts: 4126 - Karma: 1,352
i like it
Apr 19 2007 4:59PM
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akerbacker
Posts: 2827 - Karma: 8
haha wtf?
Apr 19 2007 5:03PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
"how about you put it in my mouth cuz i think im a screamer"
Apr 19 2007 5:09PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
HAHAH oh yeah listen to this

on like a random saturday morning a few weeks ago i wake up mad hung over from the night before.. i was at my friends party... and i see like 12 missed calls on my cell from from this really hott chick ive been trying to fuck for a while.. so after listening to the 3 voicemails i got from her i called her back and she was like we need to meet up asap

so im like alright? so i meet her at starbucks and its mad early, like 10 o clock.. and we sit down and im like so whats up? and she looks at me dead serious, and shes like "sean you fucked me last night" im like uhh what?.. and shes like, "we had sex" so im like WE DID?! and shes like "yup" so im like FUCK YEAH.. because i didnt remember anything from the night before from 9 o clock on.. and then she told me she wanted to do it again

and just to make sure i asked her friend if we really did and i guess she walked in on us

so i guess a girl telling me we fucked the night before without me remembering, and then telling me she wanted to fuck again it is prob the best thing a girl has ever said to me
Apr 19 2007 5:09PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
thats pretty good
Apr 19 2007 5:19PM
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Keenbo
Posts: 404 - Karma: 66
oh no... dont stop!
Apr 19 2007 5:36PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
can anything beat "i love you" when you know its the absolute truth
Apr 19 2007 6:13PM
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BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
"your dick is my heaven"
Apr 19 2007 6:26PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
soooooooo about your birthday, you want a blow job?
Apr 19 2007 6:33PM
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grizz
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
"suck my ballsack"
Apr 19 2007 6:34PM
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^nate^
Posts: 1263 - Karma: 560
^ hahhaha, this thread is ASKING you to not be seriously... c'mon.
Apr 19 2007 6:44PM
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skitheeast1100
Posts: 520 - Karma: 10
bump


i like these stories
Apr 19 2007 10:08PM
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dead
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 11
hi. here's my story of a funny encounter with a girl.

This girls' friend takes some delicious lip stuff out when we run into her on our inebriated walk. She goes over, takes it, puts it on and says c'mon Paul, taste it. Just taste it! and so on.

So I tasted it.
Apr 19 2007 10:14PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
its alright, im on the pill
Apr 19 2007 10:16PM
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Geoff.
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 12
the weird thing is, a girl actually said that to him. (i was there)
Apr 19 2007 11:05PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
haha thats always been my fantasy, only with my own mom
Apr 19 2007 11:41PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Correction. You can't, I can.
Apr 20 2007 12:53AM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,085
I missed you.
Apr 20 2007 12:57AM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
hey do you have IM? no
it still made me happy
Apr 20 2007 1:01AM
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hollygrove
Posts: 7845 - Karma: 93

Actually being serious, " i love you too"
meant alot.

Apr 20 2007 1:16AM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494

wrap it up

Apr 20 2007 1:22AM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
me: "I don't like you talking to that fucker taylor, I don't care if he's your friend, he's obsessed.

"don't worry, last time he called I acted like we were having sex, he hasn't called since."
Apr 20 2007 1:22AM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
"yes" when i asked her to grad
Apr 20 2007 1:55AM
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da-bling
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 11
stop it hurts
Apr 20 2007 12:26PM
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D_Mezz
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 16
ur dick is huge
i love your wiener
ur amazing in bed
that was so much better then ur twin brother
Apr 20 2007 12:28PM
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