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best thing a girls ever said to you..

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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
we had a worst thing a girls ever said to you thread a while ago so why not... ok ill start with a recent one

'some night were definitely gettin on the go'
Mar 29 2003 12:34AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
hows about the worst thing a chiks said to you
'YOU DID THIS TO ME U BASTARD, I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!'-SUpilots mom giving birth to him.


soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
Apr 3 2003 9:29PM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
wow SUpilot, you can translate dog?
The Idiots are taking over!
Apr 4 2003 4:50AM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
after a full night of sex...
so how is your girlfriend

If 'pro'gress is defined as the act of moving forward, then 'con'gress must mean...
Apr 4 2003 4:51AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
^hahaha
Seize the carp
Apr 4 2003 8:25PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Let's get it ON!


Jackass the Movie was sweet
Apr 4 2003 8:48PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 135
^so original


*Proud Member of the Three Horny NS Bitchasses*

Co-Creator of the Sporfife
Apr 4 2003 9:00PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
can i hug you?
Apr 4 2003 10:29PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
urrr purrdy


hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?

Apr 4 2003 11:06PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
Arent we related?
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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies
-Lagwagon is a moron....
NS Ogre Crew
Apr 5 2003 11:28AM
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LineJono
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 16
can you stay for just one more hour?
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'Instead of chewing bubble gum, chew bacon.' -Dr. Nick Riviera
Apr 5 2003 2:20PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
wanna fuck?


Hoked on Foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?
Apr 5 2003 2:36PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
My cock is so big.
She said that.
Apr 5 2003 7:33PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
your're girlfriend said she has a big cock? hate to tell you but she's a manfriend
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Britney Spear's should open a boner factory 'cause she makes hard-ons all day -some comic on comedy central
Apr 5 2003 8:43PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
seriously...thats wrong
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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies
-Lagwagon is a moron....
NS Ogre Crew
Apr 6 2003 9:58AM
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jibberkid69
Posts: 1539 - Karma: 90
i'll be right back, i need to get a towel to wipe this off
My girlfriend after i jubed on her face
Apr 6 2003 3:03PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
'that was the best orgasm ive ever had, and your dick is huge. i'd try and deepthroat you but i cant even fit half of it in my mouth'
-soxripper last night


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Apr 6 2003 6:01PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
lol


soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
Apr 6 2003 6:41PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
wow publicenemy, she was with me last night, are you sure it was her
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
Apr 6 2003 7:45PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
she told me that she was goin over to your place after, even tho she thought there was no point cuz i already gave her the best orgasm of her life


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Apr 6 2003 7:47PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
"i think about you when i finger myself"

this just happened so i felt like i should bump this thread..no joke
Apr 17 2007 10:32PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
"oh casey you are my apollo rocket of love." for reals kinda
Apr 17 2007 10:35PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
"its so big, I guess I will have to call over my friend to help"
Apr 17 2007 10:36PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
"very nice, how much"
Apr 17 2007 10:39PM
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hendriab
Posts: 990 - Karma: 404
ouch stop
Apr 17 2007 10:42PM
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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
i like skiers, theyre so much cooler than snowboarders.
Apr 17 2007 10:42PM
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skisher
Posts: 114 - Karma: 11
"heres some steak, and after you eat that i wanna give you head." no ones actual said that but it would be dope
Apr 17 2007 10:43PM
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Jibbin_the_717
Posts: 210 - Karma: 10
"dont worry its not yours"
Apr 17 2007 10:44PM
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Gin_Blossom
Posts: 190 - Karma: 10
"what do you want to do"

plain and simple
Apr 17 2007 11:07PM
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CJHski
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 126
im gonna get naked and make you a sandwhich
Apr 17 2007 11:08PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
"Would you ever do me?"
Apr 17 2007 11:12PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
"i feel like i've been cumming for twenty minutes" girlfriend from winter time

"i want to feel you inside me" crazy chick when i was in highschool and still a virgin. scared the shit out of me.
Apr 17 2007 11:23PM
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snocompton
Posts: 2026 - Karma: 348
"eww its small"
Apr 17 2007 11:30PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
"cum on my face!"

don't mind if i do.
Apr 17 2007 11:41PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
"travis, why have you kept your size such a secret?"
Apr 18 2007 12:22AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
its fine im on birth control.
Apr 18 2007 12:25AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
"I want you to fuck me like you hate me."

I like crazy girls.
Apr 18 2007 12:42AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
"Lets do it doggy style, and you can order a pizza, and keep it on my back while you fuck me, and also have a beer helmut on so you can drink lots of beer, and with your free hands you can smoke 2 joints! All while fucking me!"
Apr 18 2007 12:50AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 732
"skip the forplay, lets just fuck right now"
Apr 18 2007 12:52AM
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OhioIsForFags
Posts: 73 - Karma: 10
oh my god u hot fucker sit on my face i wanna smell you uhhhhh do it now just do it
Apr 18 2007 1:12AM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
that's a really good one. up until she start asking you to take a dump on her chest. crazy girls are fun for one night stands though.
Apr 18 2007 2:09AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
you wanna stick it in or do you want me to?...
Apr 18 2007 2:26AM
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MrLevel
Posts: 408 - Karma: 10
a funny one,
She: you've got a sex addiction
me: got a problem with that?
she: NO NO!



but more normal stuff: "I wanna marry you" - "do you wanna marry me" etc

Apr 18 2007 7:17AM
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mohawkskier
Posts: 743 - Karma: 98
sorry for pukeing on your freind you wanna make out?
Apr 18 2007 8:02AM
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Gin_Blossom
Posts: 190 - Karma: 10
i'm sure she said that to you, why cant people,be serious for 2 minutes? Plus that would be hard to do, i tried smoking a bogie while fuckings, its impossible, you cant focus on both
Apr 18 2007 8:06AM
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skitheeast1100
Posts: 520 - Karma: 10
probably...

"lets have sex raight now...im serious"

"i really loved skiing, i want to do it next year too!"
Apr 18 2007 8:08AM
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STACKS
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 42
skiierman probly has something good for this
Apr 18 2007 11:39AM
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pierceme
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11

"Wanna make out?" - to her friend(a girl)
a little after - "get in here" - to me
a little after that - "lets go up stairs"

use your imagination for that one

Apr 18 2007 12:21PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
You don't have to put that on, I'm on the pill.
Apr 18 2007 12:39PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
"Well it looks like we're going to Planned Parenthood tomorrow..."
Apr 18 2007 1:01PM
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