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best thing a girls ever said to you..
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we had a worst thing a girls ever said to you thread a while ago so why not... ok ill start with a recent one
'some night were definitely gettin on the go'
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'I really think we should have sex...soon'
Declared the biggest tool on NS.com by StepDad9000
'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
What do I know...I'm Drunk
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haahahaha 'ewww Andrew, thats gross, your like a man hoe' that cut me deep
if your not cheating your not trying
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wait what is this thread about?
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ohhhh!! anyways my girlfriend says really nice things, it blows me away
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waht are you looking at, looser?
but my horrible acne has cleared up since i went into shelter playing playstation for 2 years, im really cool on x-box live! one bab3 saide she wanted to frag me up the assshole
'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik
skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik
I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
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meh i don't much like mayo, fucker
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Umm, it has to be 'i want like to blow you right now' or 'wow! that was like a porno movie' - :D
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' im wanna try and deepthroat you' then she gagged and said she'd never try that again,damn it
'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
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half the stuff in this thread is gonna be lies. i wanna blow you right now. ha. mine was- hi.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.
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'oh pete, uh uh uh, oh my holy god, i'm cumming!!!!'-SUpilots mom
'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies
NS Ogre Crew
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hahahaha, good one petek
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::Viva la Resistance!::
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when you come back from skiing ill be at home waiting for your call while making a cake and washing dishes.
you can't touch me, nobody has that right.
NS Ogre Crew
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One time I made eye contact witha girl. I got a serious boner.
-Teddy
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I want to go skiing.
Too bad when we went she complained the whole time.
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
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East coast pride, thats fucken crazy? eye contact, man i wish i had your charisma, if i did, i would probly wet my pants and run like a little girl.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.
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Me=It's my dream to be a porn star and rail girls
Girl i know= it's my dream to be a pornstar and get railed by you, and give u std's....
lol i thought it was funny
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Keeping It Real on the East Coast
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Yeah, Blindblinds, well, what can I say? I'm a studly hunk of chewbacca man-meat. Yeah, I swear, I almost touched her the next day, but just almost, I didn't quite get there before she ran away.
-Teddy
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'i didnt think swedish guys had so big dicks' maybe it was just a lie but its nice thoght
d-_-b WE
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'no,don't stop!'
i live in the eastcoast i dont mind a few ass brusies
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----'uh...what is that!?!'
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Masturbation....the best 15 seconds of my life.
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'Bob, (pause) You are a God,' - my ex gf.
good times
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'how am i gonna fit that in my mouth'
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Viva la Resistance!
'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
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'i ski'
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)
'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
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mad trixx, very nice
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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies
NS Ogre Crew
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thats what a girl said to u? lol
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Masturbation....the best 15 seconds of my life.
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sure i'll go skiing with you
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He's a kid that lives down the street, around the corner and under the bridge who can bend over backwards and scratch his ass with his nose hair.
-me
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sure u can have anal sex with me
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Masturbation....the best 15 seconds of my life.
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Blindblins is just mad cus he dont get any head...
All that im written in this thread is soo true
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i once told a guy he was a machine
im out
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'Wow, they get that big?!' Well okay, that was a huge made up lie. But anway, the best thing i girl ever said to me was 'You're my hero! Do that again!'
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FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO SKANK!!
-One of three horny NS bitch-asses
-Co-creator of the sporfife
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wow you stay hard even after you come!?!
Taste Death. Live Life.
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(its true)
Taste Death. Live Life.
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Taste Death. Live Life.
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now that's skill
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Viva la Resistance!
'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
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Taste Death. Live Life.
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' u got something stuck in ur teeth'
Hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?
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' We'll do it on the green ' when I talked to her about having sex in the woods when we went golfing.
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
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'you're MUCH better than my boyfriend.'
Darryl Hunt
'if you're going to smoke pot - don't do it in your car...' pig's last words to us when he pulled us over.
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having sex on the green eh? thats hot
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::Viva la Resistance!::
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a smile is the best thing ever ive had.
The Idiots are taking over!
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lo darryl and petek
a few..one being 'if we have sex ill split in half. you're cocks too big'
Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
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soxripper and i just got finished having phone sex. she was saying all sorts of dirty things to me. she keep telling me that she wanted to suck my dick, and then i told her that she could but right before i'm about to cum im gunna pull out and cock smack her and bust all over her face
changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time
skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.
im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
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yes....driskey sharing another one of his fantasies with everyone else. haha. too bad this lil bitch has never busted a nut anywhere near a girl. haha.
MC: there's going to be some younger girls in your room so if you could kinda be like a chaperone it'd be great.
Me: ummm....sure MC. (with big smile on face)
Progression Camp
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i came pretty close once. i stood on my balcony right as my really hot neighbor was walking by, and i try to hit her with my man juice, but i missed. that was the closed i came to busting a nut near a girl
changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time
skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.
im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
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'wait stop i'm bleeding'
Jib_This is a huge tool, the biggest tool on all of Newschoolers.com
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'it tastes salty'
t...hug life
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