anyone going to be there?
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{2002-2003 MCM}
Proud member of the NS ogre, lanky bastards posse.
'im 12''7', 790 pounds. my penis is 23' flacid and from the tip of my thumb to the tip of my pinkie is 14' even. my pubic hair is longer than the hair on your head, and i wear a size 35 shoe. my testicles resemble two coconuts in a wet paper bag...yes, im an actual giant, but i still dont want to be part of your shitty club.' - mommy