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so heres the deal

my ass has lots of hair

i dont like it cause i get small things stuck in it like you knows, toilet paper, sticks, other peoples fingers and sometimes small animals.

so i would like to get rid of thie unsitly ass hair

but here is the problem

lazer hair cost a shit load, and there is something about having a lazer pointed at my crack that dosnt excite me too much.

shaving is a whore cause when the hair comes back your in for a world of pain, and it it very very hard to get right in there.

ive been nairing alot lately but recently found out that nair causes cancer, and there is nothing funny about anus cancer.

so this leaves me all out of ideas.

and im desperate cause i have a ingrown hair thats killing me.

does anyone have any suggestions?
thanks


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