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Most effective forms of hair removal
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so heres the deal
my ass has lots of hair
i dont like it cause i get small things stuck in it like you knows, toilet paper, sticks, other peoples fingers and sometimes small animals.
so i would like to get rid of thie unsitly ass hair
but here is the problem
lazer hair cost a shit load, and there is something about having a lazer pointed at my crack that dosnt excite me too much.
shaving is a whore cause when the hair comes back your in for a world of pain, and it it very very hard to get right in there.
ive been nairing alot lately but recently found out that nair causes cancer, and there is nothing funny about anus cancer.
so this leaves me all out of ideas.
and im desperate cause i have a ingrown hair thats killing me.
does anyone have any suggestions?
thanks
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that was hella funny, but... i do hope your joking
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um....try icy hot...
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wait so what is nair? cuz there was this stuff where you put on you and it gently pulls all of the hair cleanly out of its roots... that might be nair... try the wax then maybe... i know it would hurt like hell but when you think of it it is better than all of the stuff that you have said so far...
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epil stop and spray, spray it on, and wipe away!
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i saw this ad on tv its called NADS. its worth a shot.
fuk that
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nads is the wax right? and the wipe away stuff was what i was talking about in the previous post it think so i dunno if that is the cancer stuff or not
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tweezers,its fun
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no man i htink nads is some electro shit
fuk that
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i'm cringinf just thinking of waxing... ugh...
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just live with it...i have.
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Just to clear things up for all you guys there...
Nair is cream that you put on, smells horrible, and it dissolves hair at the root. Lasts about 2 weeks.
Nads is like wax.
wax is hot or cold, put on with fabric strips, pulled off for a great deal of pain. Most effective with problem ass hair. Have fun!!
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nads, the aussi hair removal
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spread ure butcheeaks
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just leave it be it will save you a lot of pain i bet
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okay, when's he's taking it out, just tell him to use some friction going in and out. it'll get rid of a lot.
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get butt cancer and then go through kemotherapy an then you wont have any hair
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
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just use a sideburn trimmer thing,it might not get all of it but mostly all the long ones
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haha good suggestions
im not down with waxing cause ive hear horror stories about that stuff.
yea nair is the stuff that smells like shit, you slap some on your balls, stand back and watch your hair fall out, its kinda freaky.
where can i get this nads shit from?
and whats the deal with that spray on wipe off stuff?
seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
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i think that spray on wipe off stuff cant come in contact with any membranes or sumthing
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well the first time i read the dicections on nair it says not to use on any anal, parianal, genital, and nipple regions.
i was standing there in the shower going fuck.
welp to late now.
and actually it didnt do anything to me, at least i dont think so
seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
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I still think you should get butt cancer and then go through kemotherapy.. it would work
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
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'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
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thats not a bad idea if i wanted to lose all my hair
but since i dont
its not gonna work
and i dont know if thats true or not, dosnt make sense cause if it have been proven you think they would recall the product.
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erichs got a point, live with it, ive found many girls who enjoy my monkey ass
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i havnt acutally asked if they like it or not
im assumeing hairless is better
hair is just annoying
and you get mad swamp ass
theres nothing funny about having a girl lick your balls and having sweat land on her face
seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
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Like I said, Nads is like wax... same damn kinda thing.
If you're SERIOUSLY so worried about it, go get it done professionally. Those people are trained to remove ass hair. DO NOT attempt to wax your ass yourself... unless you want us all to laugh at you.
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sounds like you've had personal ass waxing experiences? care to share?
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swamp ass sucks ass
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anyone else laugh when they read 'and there is nothing funny about butt cancer'?
i sure as hell did
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Nads! ya can actually eat it after! included are 32 types of cancer
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and nads dosnt hurt?
cause i heard it was the same as waxing basically?
seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
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havnt u seen the comercials, she just pulls it off and poof, the hair is gone, and dont act like u dont want some nads in ur ass
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My science teacher says that he will be working with these stove things and it will light weirdly and then he all of the sudden realizes that all the hair on his arm is missing... yeah try lighting yourself on fire
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
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'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
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my dads a fireman
seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
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take some really coarse sand paper and just keep wiping till all the hairs gone,i did that and it worked great,the scabs are almost gone and i can finally sit down
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